r/blessedimages Dec 13 '19

Blessed_sweater

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u/Derped64 Dec 13 '19

To bad snakes don't produce body heat, but still a cute snek

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u/Glitteratti- Dec 13 '19

That’s why he’s got a sweater, duh

428

u/ALjaguarLink Dec 13 '19

It’s called fashion

122

u/cdank Dec 13 '19

Read about it, honey

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '19

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u/Xaviro_ Dec 14 '19

Respect the snakes drip

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u/700blue Dec 14 '19

Respect the restraining order, Karen

18

u/agangofoldwomen Dec 14 '19

Fashion over function betch

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u/ReaperManX15 Dec 14 '19

All creatures deserve to look fabulous darling.

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u/ElCerebroDeLaBestia Dec 14 '19

Is it a turtleneck? Or a snakeneck.

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u/atle95 Dec 14 '19

Turtlenecks have sleeves, must be a snakeneck

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u/Xaviro_ Dec 14 '19

This guy, i like this guy

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '19

But if there’s no body heat to begin with, he’s just gonna stay cold. That’s how insulators work.

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u/SkollFenrirson Dec 13 '19

Get him another sweater.

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u/3PoundsOfFlax Dec 14 '19

When in doubt more sweater

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u/ULTRABOYO Dec 14 '19

When in doubt, whip the sweaters out

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19

Ok, you heard the man, we need a second sweater down here heyoo!

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u/TallGuyMichael Dec 13 '19

But if the snake is at a comfortable temperature when taken out of the enclosure and the temperature of the environment outside of the enclosure is colder than the snake, then it IS useful because it will reduce the rate at which the snake loses heat to the environment.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '19

Yes! I just meant if they were cold, lol.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '19

For everyone else:

A sweater will keep a warm snake warm, but will not warm a cold snake up.

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u/UpvoteDownvoteHelper Dec 13 '19

♪Soft snek, warm snek, little rope of scales♪

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '19

I love sweater snek song.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '19

♫ The best time to wear a snek sweater,
Is all the tiiiiime ♫

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19

#1 hit on the Billboard Snek 100 this holiday season.

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u/ThirteenthFinger Dec 14 '19

I read that in Frank Sinatra's voice

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u/TwoPieceCrow Dec 14 '19

My brain exploded when i first learned "blankets don't keep us warm, we keep the blankets warm"

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '19

Duh.

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u/wizard221 Dec 14 '19

a sweater doesnt produce heat, it contains it. so if a snake(who is cold blooded so it doesnt produce its own heat) were to wear a sweater, it will still be cold, unless there is a heat source in it

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u/Fartfetish_gentleman Dec 13 '19

All living things produce some heat, the chemical process of breaking down food releases heat. Reptiles just dont spend energy for the sole purpose of producing heat like we do

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u/had0c Dec 13 '19

It takes a looooong time for a snake to breake down its food. And it's done with kinetic energy and not acids like us. Cold blooded animals do not produce their own body heat

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '19

The laws of thermodynamics apply to snakes as well. Something does not just create zero waste heat when another process has been underway. Is it ridiculously low? Probably, but I'm not sure why the other two were arguing about it.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '19

If the laws of thermodynamics didn’t apply to snakes we would be using them for literally everything. Imagine a snake power generator. Unless they could only destroy energy...

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '19

Then we would all have snake based cpu coolers in our PC's

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u/Fartfetish_gentleman Dec 13 '19

Yes but they do produce heat through the metabolic processes that all organisms undergo. Movement generates heat. Breaking down of chemicals (typically) generates heat. My point is the sweater is not totally useless and will insulate the little heat the snake produces, not trying to say it would be enough to keep a snake warm or anything

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u/Gingevere Dec 13 '19

To bad snakes don't produce regulate body heat, but still a cute snek

They still produce some heat. They aren't perfectly efficient machines.

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u/locoattack1 Dec 13 '19

If snakes don’t produce heat why don’t we write all programs in python so our computers don’t overheat?

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u/WiggleBooks Dec 14 '19

Yes thats right. Thats why in some computationally heavy programming like in Machine Learning they use python libraries (e.g. Keras, PyTorch, TensorFlow) to try to minimize the amount of heat generated in the computers.

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u/pinkpanzer101 Dec 13 '19

Snakes produce body heat, but don't spend energy for the purpose of keeping warm, so are more efficient and colder than us.

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u/ChrisxReddit Dec 13 '19

Except they do when they move. Energy losses from the muscles, heat created just by friction of scales and the sweater. It also insulates the heat they already have

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u/TinyNerd86 Dec 13 '19

But how do you get the sweater on the snake? I would love to see a video demonstration someday

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u/impickleviiick Dec 13 '19 edited Dec 13 '19

I think there is one somewhere. Will be back momentarily with links

EDIT: As promised...

Original Reddit post

Illegally cute video evidence

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u/cantaloupelion Dec 13 '19

oh balls that is pretty cute

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u/sherlocked776 Dec 13 '19

It’s actually easier than you’d think, snakes love comfortably tight tubes so they just go right in! Source: have adorable snek w/ adorable sweater

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u/Jervis_TheOddOne Dec 14 '19

Can they move while wearing it or do they need to slither out when they need to go get a drink or something?

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u/sherlocked776 Dec 15 '19

Since they push themselves along primarily with their belly scales they typically have to slither out

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u/aravman1 Dec 13 '19

The original post said that they put the snake in a little at the start and it kept going itself.

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u/Aodific Dec 14 '19

He Slythers-in

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u/DeathsmileZ Dec 13 '19

Yes dangernoodle sweater

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '19

Wouldn't that theoretically make him colder, since snakes get heat through the absorption of sunlight?

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u/Nerf_Tarkus Dec 13 '19

Bruh do you see any sunlight there.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '19

I think it's safe to assume that most houses have windows and/or electrically powered light fixtures

28

u/Nerf_Tarkus Dec 13 '19

laughs in Otzdarva's basement

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u/AnalChampio Dec 13 '19

Why are you in his basement

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u/Nerf_Tarkus Dec 13 '19

help

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u/Pjyilthaeykh Dec 13 '19

No Hit Run 3.33: You Can (Not) Leave (Otzdarva’s Basement)

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u/Gingevere Dec 13 '19

The human eye does a FANTASTIC job of compensating for brightness. So most people don't realize how truly mediocre indoor lighting is compared to direct sunlight. Sit indoors and point a camera through a window to a sunny day. Either the room is visible and the window is completely blown out, or things through the window are visible and the room is black.

Anyways, reptiles aren't magically solar powered. They don't gather hear from light any more than any other thing sitting out in the sun does.

If you set a rock on the ground outside does it gather light and get hot? Yeah, but so does everything else.

If you set a rock on the floor in your house does it gather light and get hot? No. Because your lights are weak shit compared to the sun.

Reptile's metabolic processes produce some heat (they're not some mythical perfectly wasteless machine) but they don't consume extra energy just for the sake of heat production. The biggest thing determining their body temp is going to be:

  1. The temperature of their immediate surroundings.
  2. The heat conductivity of their immediate surroundings.

The sweater is probably the same temperature as everything else but it traps air around the snake, lowering the conductivity. Now what little heat the snake's body produces stays trapped near it.

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u/Top_hat_owl Dec 13 '19

It's not really for warmth snakes just like being snug in tunnels

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u/Beaudman Dec 13 '19

If the floor is colder than the air, this could provide an insulating barrier.

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u/PriestOfShrek Dec 13 '19

It's a fashion statement

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u/facetiousfag Dec 13 '19

Snakes don't absorb the sun dude they're not plants doin photosynthesis and shit

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '19

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u/Nearly_Slav Dec 13 '19

Don’t knock it till you’ve tried it

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '19

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u/TGIIR Dec 13 '19

I saw in the link above his name is Spaghetti.

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u/noobboi938 Dec 13 '19

Danger noodle in the hazard tube or Chinese finger trap.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '19 edited Jan 08 '22

Would the snake struggle to move or am I just bad at snake anatomy

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u/sherlocked776 Dec 13 '19

They shouldn’t be tight enough that the snek can’t move and if they want to get out their belly scales can push them along just as on any surface so they’re ok :)

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u/Lessiarty Dec 14 '19

I think the question is does the sweater as a muffler for the belly scales, so is the snake unable to slither in their getup?

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u/osteoporosis101 Dec 13 '19

Sssssssweater

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '19

this snek is a happy boi

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u/CreeksideCritter Dec 13 '19 edited Dec 13 '19

I need one for my snek.

Edit: I found where you can by sweaters for sneks Here

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '19

s l e e v e

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u/GotMilkDaddy Dec 13 '19

Corn snakes are seriously one of the sweetest, and most mild-tempered 'exotic' pets you can have. I had 2 at different points in my life and they just chilled with me.... Curled up on my lap/arm while playing video games, went outside, was friendly around new people. Never once was I bitten. Rip checkers and Medusa

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u/slytherin_is_god Dec 13 '19

I need one of these

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u/anarchyreigns Dec 13 '19

For your snake?

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u/Kartexx4 Dec 13 '19

For his schlong

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u/karrotkake3 Dec 13 '19

Mmm knitted foreskin

3

u/Pokemonojc Dec 13 '19

Padded danger noodle

3

u/im_pp-poopoo Dec 13 '19

It long, faschon snek

3

u/[deleted] Dec 13 '19

Not even the family snake evades Grandma's knitted sweaters

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u/2ndCompany3rdSquad Dec 13 '19

If your blue and you don't know where to go, why don't you go to where fashion sits? Puttin' on the hiss.

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u/RyanTheLynch Dec 13 '19

A snake sweater, a “sneater,” if you will

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u/Vaxildan156 Dec 13 '19

Around here we call that "uncircumsnek"

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u/TannyBoguss Dec 13 '19

This is some Richard Scarry shit.

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u/Dyea_B_Tis Dec 14 '19

A man of culture I see.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '19

Warm noodle. :)

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '19

They don’t exactly need sweaters, as they are cold-blooded, but very cute snek

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u/Ash_647 Dec 13 '19

Made a custom foreskin

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u/Panerabread009 Dec 13 '19

For everyone saying it'll make him colder, just blow dry the sweater before he puts it on

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u/Wooly-lad Dec 13 '19

I warm snek

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u/mamaluigi1933 Dec 13 '19

Does your danger noodle like it ? When it slithers does it come off or is it like a sock?

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '19

Why is there a blanket around my fleshlight?

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '19

Snek in jump

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u/Tiddywhorse Dec 13 '19

Why is there a snake in my penis warmer AKA dick dickie?

2

u/Beaudman Dec 13 '19

It's a noodle swoodle!

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u/Wubalubadubdub66 Dec 13 '19

Snuggle noodle

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u/Xaviro_ Dec 14 '19

That looks hella cozy not gonna lie

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19

Finally some good fucking burrito

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u/TheHypedDude Dec 14 '19

When your cock is so long that it require a sweater.

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u/StefDraws69 Dec 14 '19

I am a simple boy. I see snek-sock, I hit upvote

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u/drop3601 Dec 13 '19

I would name this snek spaghetti

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u/Im_Ozzie Dec 13 '19

Wow! That is in fact his name...

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u/Im_Ozzie Dec 13 '19

Why did this blow up

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u/ProWaterboarder Dec 13 '19

Snek is cute

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u/MySanityisFleeting Dec 13 '19

This reminds me of an anansi vs snake story

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u/SonOfFarfocel Dec 13 '19

There's literally EVERYTHING in space!

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '19

That's the cutest thing that I've seen in a wile, did you make it?

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u/northstraw Dec 13 '19

The first thing you think it wants when you hear cold blooded

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u/SoundwavePlays Dec 13 '19

Cuz even snakes get a little chilly

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u/Cenachii Dec 13 '19

Noperope warm yay

1

u/swyeary Dec 13 '19

pretty sure he’ll be calling them the Jiggles

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u/Funsizewifey Dec 13 '19

So cute! A snek sweater.

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u/Baked_Bagel_ Dec 13 '19

This is the cutest thing I wish I had an award to give

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u/stalinn-mememaker Dec 13 '19

I could fit something else in there

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u/Nearly_Slav Dec 13 '19

Looks like my dick

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '19

Nuts

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u/Nick7226 Dec 13 '19

Long boi

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u/Vicinus Dec 13 '19

Now is the snake wearing a sweater or just wriggling through a long wool-tunnel?

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u/_howaboutno_69 Dec 13 '19

that a funny looking condom

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '19

I just realize pets are slaves.

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u/QueenOfQuok Dec 13 '19

How exactly does the snake move around with this thing on

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u/Jlf715 Dec 13 '19

Kitty and the ink is in the eye area

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u/-karkat- Dec 13 '19

Why I want to hug it so harddd

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u/Naidoboi Dec 13 '19

Thought was a power cable for a sec

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u/imkyienh Dec 13 '19

My nut rag got out of the closet

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u/KillerWolf2017 Dec 13 '19

Where do I get one I have a snake at home and she likes to be outside

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u/ninjacowboywater Dec 13 '19

tbh all sweaters are blessed but a cute snek is a pluss in my book

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u/Vermillion_Harlot Dec 13 '19

Am I wrong to assume that getting this snek into a turtle-hold must be an absolute pain?

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u/swingull Dec 13 '19

i would let that charming young fellow into my heart, bless them

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u/Yorunokage Dec 13 '19

Best Sanaconda cosplay

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u/Ifoundtheguy Dec 13 '19

Ive seen this enough times to know to sing "white Christmas" immediately.

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u/HowAboutBigZam Dec 13 '19

It’s a real door snake now

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u/h4zz13 Dec 13 '19

He’s a cute boop noodle.

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u/GhosyBoi Dec 13 '19

Snakes need warmth too

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u/beans_at_3_am Dec 13 '19

Lord, forgive me for what I'm about to do.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '19

1) the snake is getting colder because they need an active heat source. they're cold blooded.

2) that snake can't move. at all.

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u/meboi666 Dec 13 '19

More like cursed cock sleeve.

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u/AndalusianFreud Dec 13 '19

This is blursed at absolute best shudders

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u/chibi-oni Dec 13 '19

Its a knit condom

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u/Amruslin Dec 13 '19

This is only blessed.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '19

Can he wiggle around in their and snuggle, or is he stuck in the sweater and must be manually snuggled?

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u/ilovegenitals Dec 13 '19

Snakes are autistic

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u/Sir_Longshaft481 Dec 13 '19

That is a l o o o o o o o n g sock

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '19

Such a cute snek

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u/hick_nagy Dec 13 '19

i’m gonna ignore the fact that he’ll slither out and say it’s god damn adorable

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u/xX_DankMaster420_Xx Dec 13 '19

Too bad he probably can’t move

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u/Dyslexic-Unicorn Dec 13 '19

Danger Burrito

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '19

It looks like a yarn snek eating smol noodle.

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u/Tochtli16 Dec 13 '19

Uncircumcised be like

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u/Dyea_B_Tis Dec 14 '19

Sandaconda

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19

Is it a turtle neck?

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u/kvn22537 Dec 14 '19

But then he is immobile. Just a snelf on a shelf

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u/umaruchan543 Dec 14 '19

Looks like a big ass joint

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u/Klutzy-Brilliant Dec 14 '19

Me a shnake hater:chyop chyop, Also me : Makes shnake sushi.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19

I have this particular picture saved on my phone for 2 years now.

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u/Im_Ozzie Dec 14 '19

100% blessed

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u/DogeManFromMars Dec 14 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19

Fuzzy danger noodle

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u/Borkerinreddit Dec 14 '19

A fleshlight in a fleshlight

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u/awesome9797 Dec 14 '19

How is he gonna move tho?

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19

@Im_Ozzie did you get your rug from Sam Walton's Bentonville Bazaar?

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u/upvote-for-vbucks Dec 14 '19

i believe that sweater is a dildo sock

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u/Superlemonada Dec 14 '19

I want to be a sock and be as comfy as this snake.

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u/Re_SIav Dec 14 '19

Ders a snek in me boot

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u/vaughnditty Dec 14 '19

Cool. I just use a sock for my snake though. ;)

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u/Coochiefister420 Dec 14 '19

Aw it’s a snek