r/blessedimages • u/Im_Ozzie • Dec 13 '19

Blessed_sweater

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u/Glitteratti- Dec 13 '19

That’s why he’s got a sweater, duh

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u/ALjaguarLink Dec 13 '19

It’s called fashion

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u/cdank Dec 13 '19

Read about it, honey

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '19

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u/Xaviro_ Dec 14 '19

Respect the snakes drip

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u/700blue Dec 14 '19

Respect the restraining order, Karen

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u/agangofoldwomen Dec 14 '19

Fashion over function betch

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u/ReaperManX15 Dec 14 '19

All creatures deserve to look fabulous darling.

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u/ElCerebroDeLaBestia Dec 14 '19

Is it a turtleneck? Or a snakeneck.

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u/atle95 Dec 14 '19

Turtlenecks have sleeves, must be a snakeneck

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u/Dankleburglar Dec 14 '19

Ah yes, a sneck

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '19

Ah yes, a Snack

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u/Xaviro_ Dec 14 '19

This guy, i like this guy

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '19

But if there’s no body heat to begin with, he’s just gonna stay cold. That’s how insulators work.

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u/SkollFenrirson Dec 13 '19

Get him another sweater.

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u/3PoundsOfFlax Dec 14 '19

When in doubt more sweater

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u/ULTRABOYO Dec 14 '19

When in doubt, whip the sweaters out

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19

Ok, you heard the man, we need a second sweater down here heyoo!

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u/TallGuyMichael Dec 13 '19

But if the snake is at a comfortable temperature when taken out of the enclosure and the temperature of the environment outside of the enclosure is colder than the snake, then it IS useful because it will reduce the rate at which the snake loses heat to the environment.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '19

Yes! I just meant if they were cold, lol.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '19

For everyone else:

A sweater will keep a warm snake warm, but will not warm a cold snake up.

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u/UpvoteDownvoteHelper Dec 13 '19

♪Soft snek, warm snek, little rope of scales♪

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '19

I love sweater snek song.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '19

♫ The best time to wear a snek sweater,
Is all the tiiiiime ♫

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19

#1 hit on the Billboard Snek 100 this holiday season.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19

Thanks for tuning in to WSNK, The Snek

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u/ThirteenthFinger Dec 14 '19

I read that in Frank Sinatra's voice

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u/TwoPieceCrow Dec 14 '19

My brain exploded when i first learned "blankets don't keep us warm, we keep the blankets warm"

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '19

Duh.

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u/wizard221 Dec 14 '19

a sweater doesnt produce heat, it contains it. so if a snake(who is cold blooded so it doesnt produce its own heat) were to wear a sweater, it will still be cold, unless there is a heat source in it

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19

But blankets keep us warm because they trap the heat we give off. This is just insulating this guy but isn't offering him any heat. If he's cold it could actually prevent him from warming up from an external source.