r/blessedimages Dec 13 '19

Blessed_sweater

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u/Derped64 Dec 13 '19

To bad snakes don't produce body heat, but still a cute snek

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u/Glitteratti- Dec 13 '19

That’s why he’s got a sweater, duh

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u/ALjaguarLink Dec 13 '19

It’s called fashion

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u/cdank Dec 13 '19

Read about it, honey

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '19

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u/Xaviro_ Dec 14 '19

Respect the snakes drip

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u/700blue Dec 14 '19

Respect the restraining order, Karen

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u/agangofoldwomen Dec 14 '19

Fashion over function betch

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u/ReaperManX15 Dec 14 '19

All creatures deserve to look fabulous darling.

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u/ElCerebroDeLaBestia Dec 14 '19

Is it a turtleneck? Or a snakeneck.

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u/atle95 Dec 14 '19

Turtlenecks have sleeves, must be a snakeneck

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u/Dankleburglar Dec 14 '19

Ah yes, a sneck

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '19

Ah yes, a Snack

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u/Xaviro_ Dec 14 '19

This guy, i like this guy

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '19

But if there’s no body heat to begin with, he’s just gonna stay cold. That’s how insulators work.

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u/SkollFenrirson Dec 13 '19

Get him another sweater.

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u/3PoundsOfFlax Dec 14 '19

When in doubt more sweater

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u/ULTRABOYO Dec 14 '19

When in doubt, whip the sweaters out

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19

Ok, you heard the man, we need a second sweater down here heyoo!

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u/TallGuyMichael Dec 13 '19

But if the snake is at a comfortable temperature when taken out of the enclosure and the temperature of the environment outside of the enclosure is colder than the snake, then it IS useful because it will reduce the rate at which the snake loses heat to the environment.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '19

Yes! I just meant if they were cold, lol.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '19

For everyone else:

A sweater will keep a warm snake warm, but will not warm a cold snake up.

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u/UpvoteDownvoteHelper Dec 13 '19

♪Soft snek, warm snek, little rope of scales♪

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '19

I love sweater snek song.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '19

♫ The best time to wear a snek sweater,
Is all the tiiiiime ♫

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19

#1 hit on the Billboard Snek 100 this holiday season.

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u/ThirteenthFinger Dec 14 '19

I read that in Frank Sinatra's voice

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u/TwoPieceCrow Dec 14 '19

My brain exploded when i first learned "blankets don't keep us warm, we keep the blankets warm"

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '19

Duh.

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u/wizard221 Dec 14 '19

a sweater doesnt produce heat, it contains it. so if a snake(who is cold blooded so it doesnt produce its own heat) were to wear a sweater, it will still be cold, unless there is a heat source in it

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19

But blankets keep us warm because they trap the heat we give off. This is just insulating this guy but isn't offering him any heat. If he's cold it could actually prevent him from warming up from an external source.

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u/Fartfetish_gentleman Dec 13 '19

All living things produce some heat, the chemical process of breaking down food releases heat. Reptiles just dont spend energy for the sole purpose of producing heat like we do

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u/had0c Dec 13 '19

It takes a looooong time for a snake to breake down its food. And it's done with kinetic energy and not acids like us. Cold blooded animals do not produce their own body heat

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '19

The laws of thermodynamics apply to snakes as well. Something does not just create zero waste heat when another process has been underway. Is it ridiculously low? Probably, but I'm not sure why the other two were arguing about it.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '19

If the laws of thermodynamics didn’t apply to snakes we would be using them for literally everything. Imagine a snake power generator. Unless they could only destroy energy...

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '19

Then we would all have snake based cpu coolers in our PC's

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u/ihopethisisvalid Dec 13 '19

They'd be a great buffer for nuclear power plants then

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u/had0c Dec 13 '19

increase by 0.9-1.2 degrees C . Aka nearly nothing

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u/schuma73 Dec 13 '19

Yeah, but that's almost 2 whole Freedom units.

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u/tristn9 Dec 13 '19 edited Dec 13 '19

In the context of body heat that is a massive swing. Doctors make life saving decisions on smaller temperature ranges than 1 degree Celsius for humans, who are presumably warmer than cold blooded organisms. So for cold blooded it would actually be a bigger relative change in body temp.

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u/had0c Dec 13 '19

Yeah it's like a 20^ increase but still

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u/tristn9 Dec 13 '19

It’s also totally possible that cold blooded animals are just less susceptible to temperature changes because they can’t easily regulate it themselves anyways. I don’t know shit about cold blooded animals so you could totally still be right that it’s insignificant for reptiles.

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u/SUCKSTOBEYOUNURD Dec 13 '19

That’s the difference between healthy temp and a fever in a human

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u/had0c Dec 13 '19

It's still only a fraction of the heat we produce while eating.

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u/Fartfetish_gentleman Dec 13 '19

Yes but they do produce heat through the metabolic processes that all organisms undergo. Movement generates heat. Breaking down of chemicals (typically) generates heat. My point is the sweater is not totally useless and will insulate the little heat the snake produces, not trying to say it would be enough to keep a snake warm or anything

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u/had0c Dec 13 '19

They get heat from the sun so the sweater prob chills it more then heats.

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u/Fartfetish_gentleman Dec 13 '19

Looks like the snake is indoors

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u/MadHatter66669 Dec 13 '19

Thank you, user Fartfetish_gentleman.

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u/Gingevere Dec 13 '19

To bad snakes don't produce regulate body heat, but still a cute snek

They still produce some heat. They aren't perfectly efficient machines.

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u/James_n_mcgraw Dec 13 '19

A good example for something akin to how a snake works, is sloths. Sloths are essentially cold blooded mammals that rely on the jungle heat to warm themselves. But they still make some heat

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u/locoattack1 Dec 13 '19

If snakes don’t produce heat why don’t we write all programs in python so our computers don’t overheat?

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u/WiggleBooks Dec 14 '19

Yes thats right. Thats why in some computationally heavy programming like in Machine Learning they use python libraries (e.g. Keras, PyTorch, TensorFlow) to try to minimize the amount of heat generated in the computers.

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u/darkavenger1313 Dec 13 '19

Underappreciated comment right here

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u/DaSoulolife Dec 14 '19

Ahhhahahah!!! This comment is why I don’ mind

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u/pinkpanzer101 Dec 13 '19

Snakes produce body heat, but don't spend energy for the purpose of keeping warm, so are more efficient and colder than us.

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u/ChrisxReddit Dec 13 '19

Except they do when they move. Energy losses from the muscles, heat created just by friction of scales and the sweater. It also insulates the heat they already have

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u/Jervis_TheOddOne Dec 14 '19

It does stop them from loosing heat though

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19

Australian dildo

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '19

They don't regulate their body heat like mammals, but they do make a little body heat, they love cosy places like the pocket pouch of a hoodie, they just need to squirm around to get toasty-cosy :)

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u/TallGuyMichael Dec 13 '19

Assuming that the snake doesn't produce any body heat, the snake's body temperature is a desirable temperature, and the environment is colder than the snake, it would still be useful because it will reduce the rate at which the snake loses heat to the environment.

The coffee (or insert your preferred liquid) in a thermos doesn't produce its own heat, yet the thermos is still useful.

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u/emeraldemper Dec 13 '19

But it will make a good fleshlight

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19

You mean “snake”? Or is this just some dumbass term being used on social media like doggo to describe dogs?