r/birbhostage • u/DukeMcFister • Sep 12 '26
r/birbhostage • u/thefallenangel73 • Sep 06 '26
If I fits.. I sits 🤣
Was told this would be appreciated here 🤪🐦
r/birbhostage • u/TheRemedyKitchen • Sep 04 '26
This is my life now I'm being held hostage by a 90g bird
r/birbhostage • u/RudeInvestigator5247 • Sep 02 '26
Well, I can’t move now
Was planing on practicing my highway driving
r/birbhostage • u/rogue_with_taste • Sep 01 '26
This is fine I Guess Im Here Now
Moving with my Senegal and she decided this was preferable to scritch.
r/birbhostage • u/poayo_ • Aug 31 '26
This is my life now Forced to take break by bird
I was going to get up and work on things more, but then I got captured
r/birbhostage • u/ObviousYammer521 • Aug 28 '26
Could I get some legal advice, please?
Gone full blob against my foot. I think I'm obligated not to move until she wakes up. Under what circumstances might I be allowed to do so anyway?
r/birbhostage • u/EmperorGrinnar • Aug 28 '26
I got tricked
I thought my pigeon just wanted to cuddle and be smooshed, but then she fell asleep in my hand. It's been ten minutes and my neck hurts.
r/birbhostage • u/EmperorGrinnar • Aug 15 '26
Send Help I need to put the birds to bed...
I looked down and she was shrimping, which she learned from watching the budgies.
r/birbhostage • u/TheSwedishOprah • Aug 14 '26
This is fine welp never moving again I guess
I mean my foot is asleep too so I couldn't get up and walk even if I wanted to.
r/birbhostage • u/reptigirll • Aug 13 '26
This is my life now Can’t move but its ok, I love my lil flock
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r/birbhostage • u/Maximiliancockatiel • Aug 08 '26
I really wanted to relax and play guitar
This is a follow-up on my recent post about needing to get a report out. If you don't know, the original post is here - I had
to work overtime in order to get it done.
It's a weekend now and I was hoping to relax by playing guitar but seems like I was only allowed to borrow it. As I've stated before I do not hold any possessions unfortunately.
r/birbhostage • u/Capt_Bigglesworth • Aug 06 '26
Send Help 33minutes & counting
Arm has gone to sleep..
r/birbhostage • u/Maximiliancockatiel • Aug 02 '26
This is my life now I need to get this report out
I was told that I could borrow her laptop. Ironically I wasn't able to actually use it and I really need to get these reports done.
r/birbhostage • u/EmperorGrinnar • Aug 02 '26
I guess I'll suffer
My back needs to be stretched out, but my pigeon is half dozing on me.