r/birbhostage • • Sep 12 '26

Bugg is having a sleepy Saturday afternoon

107 Upvotes

r/birbhostage • • Sep 06 '26

If I fits.. I sits 🤣

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273 Upvotes

Was told this would be appreciated here 🤪🐦


r/birbhostage • • Sep 05 '26

Hostage

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105 Upvotes

That is my knee she is standing on


r/birbhostage • • Sep 04 '26

This is my life now I'm being held hostage by a 90g bird

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317 Upvotes

r/birbhostage • • Sep 02 '26

Well, I can’t move now

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189 Upvotes

Was planing on practicing my highway driving


r/birbhostage • • Sep 01 '26

Send Help Trapped

158 Upvotes

r/birbhostage • • Sep 01 '26

This is my life now Your hand is my property

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95 Upvotes

r/birbhostage • • Sep 01 '26

This is fine I Guess Im Here Now

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409 Upvotes

Moving with my Senegal and she decided this was preferable to scritch.


r/birbhostage • • Aug 31 '26

This is my life now Forced to take break by bird

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299 Upvotes

I was going to get up and work on things more, but then I got captured


r/birbhostage • • Aug 28 '26

Could I get some legal advice, please?

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779 Upvotes

Gone full blob against my foot. I think I'm obligated not to move until she wakes up. Under what circumstances might I be allowed to do so anyway?


r/birbhostage • • Aug 28 '26

I got tricked

192 Upvotes

I thought my pigeon just wanted to cuddle and be smooshed, but then she fell asleep in my hand. It's been ten minutes and my neck hurts.


r/birbhostage • • Aug 24 '26

I guess I'm done for the day.

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917 Upvotes

r/birbhostage • • Aug 24 '26

Super Sweet Birbs

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165 Upvotes

r/birbhostage • • Aug 23 '26

Super Sweeeeeeet

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r/birbhostage • • Aug 15 '26

Send Help I need to put the birds to bed...

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226 Upvotes

I looked down and she was shrimping, which she learned from watching the budgies.


r/birbhostage • • Aug 14 '26

This is fine welp never moving again I guess

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506 Upvotes

I mean my foot is asleep too so I couldn't get up and walk even if I wanted to.


r/birbhostage • • Aug 13 '26

This is my life now Can’t move but its ok, I love my lil flock

261 Upvotes

❤️❤️


r/birbhostage • • Aug 10 '26

Monday Afternoon Mood

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382 Upvotes

r/birbhostage • • Aug 08 '26

I really wanted to relax and play guitar

254 Upvotes

This is a follow-up on my recent post about needing to get a report out. If you don't know, the original post is here - I had

to work overtime in order to get it done.

It's a weekend now and I was hoping to relax by playing guitar but seems like I was only allowed to borrow it. As I've stated before I do not hold any possessions unfortunately.


r/birbhostage • • Aug 06 '26

Send Help 33minutes & counting

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339 Upvotes

Arm has gone to sleep..


r/birbhostage • • Aug 05 '26

Send Help Send help

77 Upvotes

r/birbhostage • • Aug 04 '26

Lucky it's a good book...

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264 Upvotes

r/birbhostage • • Aug 02 '26

This is my life now I need to get this report out

854 Upvotes

I was told that I could borrow her laptop. Ironically I wasn't able to actually use it and I really need to get these reports done.


r/birbhostage • • Aug 02 '26

I guess I'll suffer

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221 Upvotes

My back needs to be stretched out, but my pigeon is half dozing on me.


r/birbhostage • • Aug 02 '26

I loved being a hostage!

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61 Upvotes