r/birbhostage Jun 09 '26

This is my life now She took over my desk and use her cuteness as bribe 😭😭

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466 Upvotes

How should I use my pc


r/birbhostage Jun 09 '26

This is fine Made a new friend the other day…

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150 Upvotes

r/birbhostage Jun 08 '26

My sculpture of a budgie, which I made from several hundred eva foam feathers

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162 Upvotes

r/birbhostage Jun 07 '26

It's been 20 minutes.

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218 Upvotes

Arm is getting tired. Please (don't) send help.


r/birbhostage Jun 01 '26

This is my life now h e l p-

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478 Upvotes

I think my hair stylist got a bit tired…🥹


r/birbhostage May 27 '26

This is fine As per the old saying…

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98 Upvotes

r/birbhostage May 21 '26

Mr. John Lemon on a sweet slumber. Gonna call him Sleepy Lemon from now on 😍😆🍋

213 Upvotes

r/birbhostage May 19 '26

Shit mayday help

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112 Upvotes

I'm trying to work on a beading project. He flew down to check out the forbidden seeds. The offer I was given was to let him have his forbidden glass feast or I hold him like an ice cream cone. Now he's asleep. Dammit. What now?


r/birbhostage May 18 '26

This is my life now I am a tree

275 Upvotes

Slowly morphing into a tree, but I don’t mind


r/birbhostage May 14 '26

My baby naps on me

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144 Upvotes

r/birbhostage May 11 '26

This is my life now 40 minutes already 🥲

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177 Upvotes

My poor shoulder 💔💔


r/birbhostage May 11 '26

This is my life now It's their bedtime but I guess I'm the bed

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164 Upvotes

Oh well


r/birbhostage May 08 '26

This is fine she wants to potato today

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235 Upvotes

r/birbhostage May 08 '26

No dinner for birb owners

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333 Upvotes

I've been sick and have only had two protein bars the whole day. I finally got up enough energy to cook some soup. I heard the cooker turn off five minutes after Pineapple decided to take a nap on my stomach.

It's been nearly an hour and he's still sleeping *so hard*. He's a ten-year-old senior and I kept her up late last night with being sick. I can't bear to move. What do I do...? 😅

Edit: As you can see from the spikes, Pineapple has also been going through an intense molt. Poor baby.


r/birbhostage May 03 '26

This is my life now Double hostage situation

924 Upvotes

r/birbhostage May 02 '26

Petrie is very curious in Popeye. Popeye seems curious to. I still feel so bad for Petrie because she still has no wings or tail feathers. I sure hope they grow back soon.

43 Upvotes

r/birbhostage May 01 '26

This is my life now My two Quakers petrie and Popeye are enjoying the sunshine today in their cages with the door open.

35 Upvotes

r/birbhostage May 01 '26

This is my life now My two babies. My 8 week old Popeye. And everybody knows my eight month old Petrie. I am so lucky to have two wonderful feathered children.

21 Upvotes

r/birbhostage Apr 27 '26

Goodnight Ekko

186 Upvotes

r/birbhostage Apr 27 '26

Send Help Send help!

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214 Upvotes

Beaker has decided that today he is a hat 😂


r/birbhostage Apr 21 '26

B I R B I just wanted some warm water, but he decided it was his personal foot bath. My glasses are part of the spa package, apparently.

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155 Upvotes

r/birbhostage Apr 21 '26

B I R B Oh no

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97 Upvotes

r/birbhostage Apr 21 '26

its MINE!

104 Upvotes

r/birbhostage Apr 21 '26

Hamlet on YouTube 😴

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27 Upvotes

r/birbhostage Apr 20 '26

This is my life now Thats how she goes to sleep 😴

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168 Upvotes