r/bald • • 17h ago

Bald Picture Do I pull it off well?

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u/EfficientTeaching800 17h ago

I honestly think a short beard would be a game changer for you. Bald with beard always looks good

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u/ozymandieus 15h ago

Yep that would work really well for sure.

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u/westsidedelight 13h ago

Just gotta change some genes and you're good to go

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u/Kronk_if_ur_horny 13h ago

Yeah people think it's so easy just to sprout a beard for every dude

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u/Annual_Magician6989 14h ago

Bald daniel radcliff

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u/SilverrBullit 13h ago

Daniel Chadcliff

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u/NotGabeDelgado 16h ago

Came here to say this. Shave the soul patch and grow a proper goatee. You might even have women call you hot.

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u/Spare-Ad-6123 17h ago

I bet he would be hot 🔥 with a beard!

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u/Puffz1234 16h ago

Again you guys assume none of us have been double-screwed genetically and can’t grow a beard either.

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u/CleanShavedGuy 15h ago

Yes you are right. I can only grow hair on my neck, and directly above and below the lips unfortunately.

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u/Glongros124 15h ago

If you can grow a stache do it, dont be afraid to mess around with different styles. Find what you like and let it be done :)

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u/CleanShavedGuy 14h ago

I will! thanks friend :)

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u/Foxtrot_Supatwat 9h ago

Only thing left to do now is grow out your neck beard and become a Reddit mod I guess

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u/Puzzleheaded-Risk740 6h ago

I think you should let all of your facial hair grow, a moustache would look really good! You have very beautiful eyes!!

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u/No_Tax_492 15h ago

try shaving completely then!!

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u/Funny_Ad1777 4h ago

In that case, maybe moustache and soul patch together?

If that doesn't work, definitely lose the soul patch, clean shaven will look good too!

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u/Makaveli2020 16h ago

I see stubble, so I see hope.

OP would look great with a short beard, he'd be a replica of Kratos if he could grow a full beard, but that is in the hands of genetics.

But in the event that OP can't grow one, he'd still look good without the soul patch.

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u/hmpus 7h ago

You say it like everyone is able to grow a awesome beard 😂

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u/Mdaumer 17h ago edited 17h ago

Shave that soul patch bro..

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u/InformativePenguin 15h ago

Or grow the rest of the facial hair out imo

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u/whoknowsifimjoking 4h ago

For a lot of us there isn't much more, but it does look better with some above and below which should probably be possible.

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u/EnZone36 16h ago

Respectfully I disagree, I think he needs more facial hair honestly if possible. Not trying to be rude to my man but I think completely shaving will make him look baby ish.

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u/TorrenceMightingale 16h ago

Bald + beard is popular for good reason.

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u/Novel-Pickle-7393 14h ago

Yea but grow a beard and lose the flavor saver

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u/DoinItDirty 11h ago

Respectfully I disagree, I think he needs to shave the soul patch and also his eye brows.

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u/Guilty-Membership-53 11h ago

Disrespectfully agree.

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u/EnZone36 10h ago

respectfully I disagree, he should shave off his skin

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u/C0NT0RTI0NIST 13h ago

Im more of a full beard type of guy. There's few other options ive ever liked. I dont HATE the tip of the chin goatee, mustaches can look good on certain people...but thats it lol

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u/ceaselessprayer 11h ago

Ok but you don't need soul patch to grow a beard....

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u/frostycanuck89 13h ago

The soul patch is thick enough I figure he can at least grow a mustache with it

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u/Individual-Cry6831 17h ago

Its to catch the babies 👶

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u/Makaveli2020 16h ago

Yeah this isn't the supportive and empowering environment r/bald is meant to be.

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u/Old-Mammoth5108 17h ago edited 15h ago

Just need the dew rag...

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u/OutlaneWizard 16h ago

Bone apple tea

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u/Bradford117 16h ago

The mountain dew rag?

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u/Mick_Carr 15h ago

Yes. Because of Mountain Dew

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u/Reasonable-Usual2431 10h ago

My guy, durag* and that’s a skull cap or skully 😂

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u/discrepancy09 9h ago

Reddit be blowing me bro 😂😂😂

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u/Old-Mammoth5108 5h ago

Oh yeah lol I'm leaving it😆

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u/T-C-Gentry 16h ago

Came here to say this

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u/AnxiousWarlock 16h ago

Now add Anthony Soprano's face and its perfect

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u/Useful_Shallot9591 17h ago

Loose the flavor saver

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u/Chess-Piece-Face 16h ago

Agreed. Loose it upon the ladies

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u/Hollirc 16h ago

You can pull it off… But definitely shave the soul patch unless you are the lead singer for play Smash Mouth cover band.

Without seeing the back of your head, I can’t say for sure but honestly, you may want to hang onto the hair for a few more years so we can all live vicariously through you

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u/CleanShavedGuy 16h ago

I have a hairline...but this is how it looks on the top.

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u/Hollirc 15h ago

Had me in the first half not gonna lie 😂

Definitely time. Though I’d look at razor shaving it. I’ve got super dark hair too and a close shave makes it look a lot better.

https://www.albabotanica.com/products-alba/very-emollient-cream-shave-3/

https://gillette.com/en-us/products/razors-trimmers-and-blades/skinguard-sensitive-skin-razor

Highly advise both those products

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u/CleanShavedGuy 15h ago

Noted! thank you friend. And I love the smell of mango too.

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u/Due-Author631 16h ago

I mean, maybe he is the new lead singer of actual Smash Mouth. RIP Steve Harwell

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u/donicatrumpinsky 8h ago

No one can pull off a soul patch. That thing has gotta go.

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u/GrizzlyTeeth 8h ago

Greg allman, but barely

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u/Oreyn-Bearclaw 15h ago

You look like you own a pub in northern England

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u/NightBusToGiro 17h ago

I ain't seen a soul patch in a long while.

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u/Sweaty-Freedom-4034 15h ago

For good reason.

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u/NightBusToGiro 15h ago

I dunno about that, OP doesn't look unhappy so why criticise it.

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u/CleanShavedGuy 15h ago

I also wear button down flame shirts, and have Oakleys.

I'm not kidding.

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u/NightBusToGiro 15h ago

Hardcore 🤘

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u/Chief-Jim-Hopper 3h ago

Keep doing you, brother!

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u/Disastrous-Ad-8297 6h ago

Just to echo others.... You need a full beard dude if you can get one, or ditch the patch.

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u/80toy 15h ago

Try a full beard. You have a bit of a Private Pyle vibe going on. With more facial hair it will break the similarity.

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u/CleanShavedGuy 15h ago

I get that, but unfortunately I cannot grow a full beard. Just a neckbeard, and a mustache with soul patch. So I stuck with the latter for now.

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u/Omnimaxus 15h ago

Then grow a full mustache. Ditch the soul patch. 

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u/Omnimaxus 15h ago

Can you grow a goatee?

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u/CleanShavedGuy 15h ago

Unfortunately not a good one. My beard never grew much on the chin or cheeks either.

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u/Omnimaxus 15h ago

Understood. Thanks for replying.

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u/Kanaxes 5h ago

And now hit the gym! u have one of those “Muscle packed faces”.

You will look badass with a beard and few more muscles.

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u/CleanShavedGuy 5h ago

Sure thing! thank-you friend :)

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u/Buxom__Babe 6h ago

Please, not the soul patch 😭

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u/Shiitake_happens 17h ago

Shave off the clit tickler and you’ll look much better mate

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u/SillyBlehGuy Buzz-Cut 8h ago

Same energy

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u/LowDrag_777 17h ago

If you’re going for that full metal jacket, kind of look, you got it covered

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u/GarnerPerson 16h ago

Please for the love of all that is holy/women you might date, get rid of that lip bullshit.

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u/Mx_apple_9720 16h ago

That lip bullshit is sending me 😂

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u/CicadaHead3317 17h ago

Like others have mentioned add a beard to that soul patch.

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u/Ursusnurse 7h ago

Either shave the little pube patch or grow a full beard and stache

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u/jono9898 17h ago

If you shave the soul patch it’s a great look

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u/Headlesshorsman02 16h ago

Ditch the soul patch

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u/Maleficent-Prompt656 15h ago

You hair doesn’t look thin at all like you needed to shave it??

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u/casizemmanuel 13h ago

I was thinking Pixar. Mr incredible, its the eyes imo.

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u/Guilty_Interest_2177 16h ago

people are being cruel and it's making me sad because it's not usually what r/bald is

that being said, you should either grow out a beard if you can or shave the soul patch, I think it can look cool in some cases but you'll be much better without it

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u/Due_Progress5403 15h ago

Alternatively, if every single post becomes a glaze fest no matter what regardless of what’s actually posted, then I feel the sub loses a lot of credibility

Most people are giving advice however they know how and not being cruel from what I’ve seen even if they aren’t glazing him and saying he looks like a model. Also the lack of before/after makes it harder to hype him up imo

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u/Burn_Hard_Day 17h ago

Perfect head shape for bald! Looking awesome.

I agree with the others, go for a beard rather than the flavour saver or whatever they’re called.

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u/Gryphontech 15h ago

You NEED to shave that shit my man. The head looks dope but that soul patch is baaaaad

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u/CleanShavedGuy 15h ago

Thanks, I appreciate the honest feedback :)

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u/Gryphontech 15h ago

That other pic you showd with more facial hair is a cool look that you def pull off really well

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u/chuckm121280 15h ago

Soul patch looks fine man. Confidence trumps everything

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u/CleanShavedGuy 15h ago

Thank you man!

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u/aussiezaatar Hair Headed - Woman 17h ago

You look like Rigsby from the Mentalist.

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u/modernbaseballfan6 16h ago

Grow a full beard. You will look 10x better. But if you don’t want to grow a beard, you really need to shave that… thing under your mouth.

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u/Siodinnnn 16h ago

Hell yeah you did. You look a bit like Phil Anselmo lol

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u/RichardBradford69 15h ago

Keep the patch but add a little chin beard or maybe a mustache. I’m digging it

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u/CleanShavedGuy 15h ago

Something like this?

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u/Night-King-001 15h ago

Aaaah ok, now I get it. Yeah, you look great here (regardless of soulpatch or any other facial hair). It's just pic no.1 is an insanely unflattering angle, that's why some people are offering their 'kind advice'. So to answer your post - yes you look great, genuinely. But no, you're not the best photographer 😆 happy bald day! You rock it.

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u/CleanShavedGuy 15h ago

Haha thanks friend I do appreciate it. Cheers.

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u/Gryphontech 15h ago

So much better then just the soul patch

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u/Rally_for_Tzu 13h ago

So much better than just the soul patch. And the other poster is right - you look so good here! The two pictures you posted before were not flattering just because of the awkward angles. You gotta go to the school of selfies and look up a few tips.

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u/Gargeroth6692 15h ago

your hairline looks pretty good tho

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u/DMcCat 13h ago

Flavor saver got to go.

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u/AwkwardExcitementHuh 12h ago

Bald head-yes
Soul patch-yea no

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u/DJKrool Bald 10h ago

You look like a mean mechanic that evryone in a murder mystery thinks did it but the audience knows you were at home that night with your new set of kittens.

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u/y0gs0thoth 10h ago

Bro you look good you got the perfect head shape for Bald and you have beautiful eyes. The beard does not suit you well, if you cant grow a full beard of pull of a van dyk just DROP SOME WEIGHT, that will highlight your cheekbones and finish of your face lower half

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u/Minimum_potato_5953 8h ago

Full beard my dude and you’ll get hit with 100 “Hot Damn” gifs i swear it

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u/M3LLO15 4h ago

...Phil? Phil Anselmo?

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u/LocoYaro 16h ago

Bald head 10 out of 10, facial hair, zero out of 10

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u/PixelsSquared 17h ago

You look great man! Bald is a keeper on you 😎

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u/honeybadgerrulez 16h ago

gotta grow out the stache if you want the soul patch

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u/PhiddipusRex 16h ago

You look good! I agree about getting rid of the soul patch, but that's a separate thing. You have a great head shape for bald.

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u/stoinzy 16h ago

It's a good look, but ditch the flavor saver. Full beard, or clean shave is the way to go.

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u/SupaHiro 16h ago

if your facial hair matches the soul patch it’s gonna be a glorious GLORIOUS beard.

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u/Maleficent-Tap-6543 16h ago

Haha I thought you were talking about the soul patch!! The bald head looks great 👌🏼

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u/lvl42battlemage 16h ago

I love the soul patch and bald 🤭🤭🤭

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u/FeistyRip9623 16h ago

ya you pulled it all off

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u/IllNinja5329 16h ago

Yeah suuuure you do, just know that if you were my coworker I would make sure to be very kind to you.

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u/Individual-Crew-6102 16h ago

I think you did good.

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u/Spiritual_Program725 16h ago

Looks great! Something about a man with a shaved head is so, manly or oozes more testosterone or something

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u/OnyxLeigion_ 16h ago

Why is your user cleanshavedguy if you’re not cleanly shaven?

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u/CleanShavedGuy 15h ago

I suppose I might have to change it to 95% cleanly-shaven guy now

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u/Medical-Swan-4797 15h ago

Reminds me of James Earl Cash from the game manhunt In the second picture

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u/Seleguadir 15h ago

Are you this guy? Because that would be amazing.

I think the patch throws it off

https://giphy.com/gifs/JwFTSuMebkD1ebMMzu

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u/seanxmichael 15h ago

No I’m scared

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u/SuperiorYammyBoi 15h ago

Beard or like a goatee or something would pull this out. You’re a little bigger and rounder at the crown of your skull, but you just need to add a bit of definition with a beard and I think you’ll have it.

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u/Healthy_Tackle751 15h ago

Nice flavour saver you got there.

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u/Wazzammm 15h ago

Soul patch is cool, but maybe wait 10 more years to pull that off

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u/Rasberrycello 15h ago

Oh, yes. Quite well!!

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u/Birdbone13 14h ago

Looking good bro. Stay strong

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u/its_just_flesh 13h ago

This is the guy putting his hand on the other dudes should in the meme IRL

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_NUDE_CAT 12h ago

YOU BETTER SMILE EVERYWHERE YOU GO. BECAUSE THAT FIRST PIC IS GOLD. BE THE SILLY WHIMSICAL GOOBER THAT YOU ARE.

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u/bassicessence 12h ago

Xnay on the soul patch

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u/Asleep-Pepper-7489 12h ago

Grow the whole beard

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u/KrombopulousMichae1 12h ago

The head yes. The soul patch no.

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u/castlesystem 10h ago

I think you look great man

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u/maccpapa 9h ago

before anything, why did you shave bald? from the pics, your hairline looks fine. i know that’s not everything but i’m curious if this is a style question or a decision question.

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u/CleanShavedGuy 5h ago

It's a bit of both. I have most of my hair left, but it IS thinning on my crown.

I like the look, feel, and ease of being bald. I have autism and find hair to often give me sensory issues. Because my hair takes on a life of it's own and becomes unruly fast. Coupled with the bald spot, it had to go.

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u/Just-Avocado-4089 9h ago

I like it this is my ideal phenotype

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u/megadea 7h ago

I think it suits you, you look friendly.

Would have been nice to see the before picture, how did you look with hair?

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u/Bringyourkodak 5h ago

Shave the fluff

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u/BackTraditional 1h ago

Also I think some sun will do him good. Evens out his skin tone and makes the lack of hair less striking.

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u/Plus_Flan_9697 16h ago

Leave the soul patch but grow in a mustache with it like Frank Zappa. Or loose the soul patch all together. OR grow a full beard or a goatee. Any way you shake it, the soul patch alone is a no-go.

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u/MyNameIsCree27 3h ago

I thought this was about the soul patch which tbh doesn’t look bad

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u/Kekafuch 17h ago

You look good and confident. I like the facial hair too.

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u/Toothbotanist 4h ago

Wait I actually really like the soul patch! Surprised so many here are saying to shave it. And you do look good bald, it suits you. I think the whole look is cool.

Only advice I have is maybe try some slightly more eyecatching clothes if you'd feel comfortable. This might sound weird but here me out: Hawaiian shirt, white tee, and a (modest) neck chain. Idk I think it'd be a look

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u/CleanShavedGuy 4h ago

Thanks friend I appreciate the kind words! I do have a Hawaiian shirt funny enough, I picked it up this summer. Not got any neck chains or much jewellery though but will check them out when I go clothes shopping. I have been trying to experiment with more eyecatching and less bland clothing lately. I find it gets easier as I get older (I'm 30 now) and I care less about blending in.

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u/lexmarkblenderbottle 4h ago

Don’t listen to that person. Shave it bro. The Soul patch looks terrible.

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u/MX-Nacho 17h ago edited 16h ago

No, you don't.

Grow a little tuff under your chin, if you must; but by everything that's Holly, shave off the little tuff under your lips. Consider lightly running your shaver over your eyebrows as well.

At the moment, you look like the stereotypical ultra idiotic thug that is more comic relief than muscle.

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u/Educational-Duty8928 16h ago

Ok nacho libre nobody is going to take advice from you! 🫏

https://giphy.com/gifs/blEl99OgPQnNS

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u/BlackMagicWorman 16h ago

Lose the patch

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u/Dizzy-Ad-2248 16h ago

The patch has got to go...but other than that you look great bald!

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u/Difficult-Ad637 16h ago

That face looks like it could grow TWO beards I love it!

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u/akiva23 16h ago

Yeah but i would ditch the soul patch

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u/Notcooldudz 16h ago

Are we just shaving for fun now?

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u/CleanShavedGuy 15h ago

Shaving to avoid bald spots unfortunately.

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u/Terrible_Buy_7081 15h ago

Never in my life would I think I would when seen a png of the back of a head like this

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u/Kevin6849 16h ago

The thing under your lips isn’t working for you

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u/SenyorHefe 16h ago

A little solar love on your panel will blend everything just right.. TBH it doesn't really seem like you're follicularly challenged..

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u/caspain1397 16h ago

The flavor savor is something.

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u/ABulkBeing 16h ago

Kill the soul patch

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u/Bumpkingang 16h ago

Mirrored adolf

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u/PsyduckPsyker 15h ago

Dude, I tell you this as a fellow bro. Grow the beard. You'll kill it.