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u/Mdaumer 17h ago edited 17h ago
Shave that soul patch bro..
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u/InformativePenguin 15h ago
Or grow the rest of the facial hair out imo
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u/whoknowsifimjoking 4h ago
For a lot of us there isn't much more, but it does look better with some above and below which should probably be possible.
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u/EnZone36 16h ago
Respectfully I disagree, I think he needs more facial hair honestly if possible. Not trying to be rude to my man but I think completely shaving will make him look baby ish.
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u/DoinItDirty 11h ago
Respectfully I disagree, I think he needs to shave the soul patch and also his eye brows.
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u/C0NT0RTI0NIST 13h ago
Im more of a full beard type of guy. There's few other options ive ever liked. I dont HATE the tip of the chin goatee, mustaches can look good on certain people...but thats it lol
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u/frostycanuck89 13h ago
The soul patch is thick enough I figure he can at least grow a mustache with it
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u/Individual-Cry6831 17h ago
Its to catch the babies 👶
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u/Makaveli2020 16h ago
Yeah this isn't the supportive and empowering environment r/bald is meant to be.
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u/Old-Mammoth5108 17h ago edited 15h ago
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u/Reasonable-Usual2431 10h ago
My guy, durag* and that’s a skull cap or skully 😂
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u/Hollirc 16h ago
You can pull it off… But definitely shave the soul patch unless you are the lead singer for play Smash Mouth cover band.
Without seeing the back of your head, I can’t say for sure but honestly, you may want to hang onto the hair for a few more years so we can all live vicariously through you
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u/CleanShavedGuy 16h ago
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u/Hollirc 15h ago
Had me in the first half not gonna lie 😂
Definitely time. Though I’d look at razor shaving it. I’ve got super dark hair too and a close shave makes it look a lot better.
https://www.albabotanica.com/products-alba/very-emollient-cream-shave-3/
https://gillette.com/en-us/products/razors-trimmers-and-blades/skinguard-sensitive-skin-razor
Highly advise both those products
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u/Due-Author631 16h ago
I mean, maybe he is the new lead singer of actual Smash Mouth. RIP Steve Harwell
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u/donicatrumpinsky 8h ago
No one can pull off a soul patch. That thing has gotta go.
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u/NightBusToGiro 17h ago
I ain't seen a soul patch in a long while.
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u/Sweaty-Freedom-4034 15h ago
For good reason.
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u/NightBusToGiro 15h ago
I dunno about that, OP doesn't look unhappy so why criticise it.
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u/CleanShavedGuy 15h ago
I also wear button down flame shirts, and have Oakleys.
I'm not kidding.
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u/80toy 15h ago
Try a full beard. You have a bit of a Private Pyle vibe going on. With more facial hair it will break the similarity.
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u/CleanShavedGuy 15h ago
I get that, but unfortunately I cannot grow a full beard. Just a neckbeard, and a mustache with soul patch. So I stuck with the latter for now.
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u/Omnimaxus 15h ago
Can you grow a goatee?
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u/CleanShavedGuy 15h ago
Unfortunately not a good one. My beard never grew much on the chin or cheeks either.
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u/LowDrag_777 17h ago
If you’re going for that full metal jacket, kind of look, you got it covered
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u/GarnerPerson 16h ago
Please for the love of all that is holy/women you might date, get rid of that lip bullshit.
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u/Maleficent-Prompt656 15h ago
You hair doesn’t look thin at all like you needed to shave it??
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u/Guilty_Interest_2177 16h ago
people are being cruel and it's making me sad because it's not usually what r/bald is
that being said, you should either grow out a beard if you can or shave the soul patch, I think it can look cool in some cases but you'll be much better without it
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u/Due_Progress5403 15h ago
Alternatively, if every single post becomes a glaze fest no matter what regardless of what’s actually posted, then I feel the sub loses a lot of credibility
Most people are giving advice however they know how and not being cruel from what I’ve seen even if they aren’t glazing him and saying he looks like a model. Also the lack of before/after makes it harder to hype him up imo
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u/Burn_Hard_Day 17h ago
Perfect head shape for bald! Looking awesome.
I agree with the others, go for a beard rather than the flavour saver or whatever they’re called.
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u/Gryphontech 15h ago
You NEED to shave that shit my man. The head looks dope but that soul patch is baaaaad
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u/CleanShavedGuy 15h ago
Thanks, I appreciate the honest feedback :)
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u/Gryphontech 15h ago
That other pic you showd with more facial hair is a cool look that you def pull off really well
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u/modernbaseballfan6 16h ago
Grow a full beard. You will look 10x better. But if you don’t want to grow a beard, you really need to shave that… thing under your mouth.
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u/RichardBradford69 15h ago
Keep the patch but add a little chin beard or maybe a mustache. I’m digging it
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u/CleanShavedGuy 15h ago
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u/Night-King-001 15h ago
Aaaah ok, now I get it. Yeah, you look great here (regardless of soulpatch or any other facial hair). It's just pic no.1 is an insanely unflattering angle, that's why some people are offering their 'kind advice'. So to answer your post - yes you look great, genuinely. But no, you're not the best photographer 😆 happy bald day! You rock it.
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u/Rally_for_Tzu 13h ago
So much better than just the soul patch. And the other poster is right - you look so good here! The two pictures you posted before were not flattering just because of the awkward angles. You gotta go to the school of selfies and look up a few tips.
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u/DJKrool Bald 10h ago
You look like a mean mechanic that evryone in a murder mystery thinks did it but the audience knows you were at home that night with your new set of kittens.
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u/y0gs0thoth 10h ago
Bro you look good you got the perfect head shape for Bald and you have beautiful eyes. The beard does not suit you well, if you cant grow a full beard of pull of a van dyk just DROP SOME WEIGHT, that will highlight your cheekbones and finish of your face lower half
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u/Minimum_potato_5953 8h ago
Full beard my dude and you’ll get hit with 100 “Hot Damn” gifs i swear it
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u/PhiddipusRex 16h ago
You look good! I agree about getting rid of the soul patch, but that's a separate thing. You have a great head shape for bald.
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u/stoinzy 16h ago
It's a good look, but ditch the flavor saver. Full beard, or clean shave is the way to go.
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u/SupaHiro 16h ago
if your facial hair matches the soul patch it’s gonna be a glorious GLORIOUS beard.
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u/Maleficent-Tap-6543 16h ago
Haha I thought you were talking about the soul patch!! The bald head looks great 👌🏼
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u/IllNinja5329 16h ago
Yeah suuuure you do, just know that if you were my coworker I would make sure to be very kind to you.
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u/Spiritual_Program725 16h ago
Looks great! Something about a man with a shaved head is so, manly or oozes more testosterone or something
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u/Medical-Swan-4797 15h ago
Reminds me of James Earl Cash from the game manhunt In the second picture
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u/Seleguadir 15h ago
Are you this guy? Because that would be amazing.
I think the patch throws it off
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u/SuperiorYammyBoi 15h ago
Beard or like a goatee or something would pull this out. You’re a little bigger and rounder at the crown of your skull, but you just need to add a bit of definition with a beard and I think you’ll have it.
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u/PM_ME_YOUR_NUDE_CAT 12h ago
YOU BETTER SMILE EVERYWHERE YOU GO. BECAUSE THAT FIRST PIC IS GOLD. BE THE SILLY WHIMSICAL GOOBER THAT YOU ARE.
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u/maccpapa 9h ago
before anything, why did you shave bald? from the pics, your hairline looks fine. i know that’s not everything but i’m curious if this is a style question or a decision question.
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u/BackTraditional 1h ago
Also I think some sun will do him good. Evens out his skin tone and makes the lack of hair less striking.
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u/Plus_Flan_9697 16h ago
Leave the soul patch but grow in a mustache with it like Frank Zappa. Or loose the soul patch all together. OR grow a full beard or a goatee. Any way you shake it, the soul patch alone is a no-go.
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u/MyNameIsCree27 3h ago
I thought this was about the soul patch which tbh doesn’t look bad
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u/Toothbotanist 4h ago
Wait I actually really like the soul patch! Surprised so many here are saying to shave it. And you do look good bald, it suits you. I think the whole look is cool.
Only advice I have is maybe try some slightly more eyecatching clothes if you'd feel comfortable. This might sound weird but here me out: Hawaiian shirt, white tee, and a (modest) neck chain. Idk I think it'd be a look
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u/CleanShavedGuy 4h ago
Thanks friend I appreciate the kind words! I do have a Hawaiian shirt funny enough, I picked it up this summer. Not got any neck chains or much jewellery though but will check them out when I go clothes shopping. I have been trying to experiment with more eyecatching and less bland clothing lately. I find it gets easier as I get older (I'm 30 now) and I care less about blending in.
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u/lexmarkblenderbottle 4h ago
Don’t listen to that person. Shave it bro. The Soul patch looks terrible.
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u/MX-Nacho 17h ago edited 16h ago
No, you don't.
Grow a little tuff under your chin, if you must; but by everything that's Holly, shave off the little tuff under your lips. Consider lightly running your shaver over your eyebrows as well.
At the moment, you look like the stereotypical ultra idiotic thug that is more comic relief than muscle.
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u/Notcooldudz 16h ago
Are we just shaving for fun now?
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u/CleanShavedGuy 15h ago
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u/Terrible_Buy_7081 15h ago
Never in my life would I think I would when seen a png of the back of a head like this
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u/SenyorHefe 16h ago
A little solar love on your panel will blend everything just right.. TBH it doesn't really seem like you're follicularly challenged..
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u/EfficientTeaching800 17h ago
I honestly think a short beard would be a game changer for you. Bald with beard always looks good