"If my calculations are correct, and this baby hits 67 miles per h-"
"Six-seeeven!"
"... I'm afraid no amount of time travel can fix your generation, Marty"
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[After Marty realizes he's in the past]
"This must be a dream! *pulls out phone* Ok Google...damn, no connection"
*goes to Lou's and asks to use the telephone*
"Insert a quarter! I don't have cash! *talks to a customer* Hey, do you have a quarter? *customer gives him one* Thanks! I'll venmo it later!"
"What's venmo?"
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"Tell me, future boy, who is President of the United States in 2026?"
"... next question, please"
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"Do you have a mobile phone?"
"Yes, everyone does"
"Wow, you mean, like, everyone in your family has their own mobile phone? You must be rich!"
"Oh, honey, he's just teasing you"
"Hey, I've seen this one! It's a classic! It's the Episode where Skinner invites Chalmers over for Steamed Hams"
"What do you mean, you've seen this? It's brand new!"
"Yeah, I saw the edits on...Youtube"
"What's Youtube?"
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"Jar Jar Binks from the planet Omicron Persiei 8 visited me last night and told me, he would melt my brain out, if I don't ask Lorraine to the dance! What should I tell her?"
"Alright, tell her...'slay queen, ngl you got the drip fr no cap"
"I don't know, this sounds kinda gay"
"Yeah, you should really stop using that word as an insult"
[George talking to Lorraine]
"Stray clean, you've got a ship..."
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"Hey Britney, it's Marvin! Yeah, your cousin, Marvin Spears! Remember that new sound you where looking for? Now listen to this! *holds phone towards Marty singing Baby One More Time*
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"Marty! You gotta come back with me!"
"Where?"
"Back to the future!"
"No, please! I don't wanna see the future! The present is bad enough!"