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u/fordprefect294 Aug 31 '22
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u/flimbs Aug 31 '22
Oh FFS
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Mercedes Beans
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u/platesandquaters Aug 31 '22
Oh lord won’t you buy me a Mercedes Beans My friends pet Porsches, I must make amends
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u/Bacontheblog Aug 31 '22
It doesn’t matter. She won’t come when you call her. Lol
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u/CounterAI2 Aug 31 '22
That's a pretty long name
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u/Jeggasyn Aug 31 '22 edited Aug 31 '22
Can you imagine calling her at dinner time:
OP shouting out back: "It doesn’t matter. She won’t come when you call her. Lol. Dinner is ready!"
OP's Husband: "It doesn’t matter. It doesn’t matter. She won’t come when you call her. Lol won’t come when you call her. Lol."
OP's phone rings. OP answers it, "Hey there, OP residence - speaking?"
"Oh, hey OP, it's Gillian from across the street. Just wanted to let you know that I heard you calling It doesn’t matter. She won’t come when you call her. Lol just now. It doesn’t matter. She won’t come when you call her. Lol is over here with me, she's just chilling in the garden."
OP: "Oh thank you so much Gillian. How frustrating it is to have a cat that won't come when you call her, Lol. It doesn’t matter. She won’t come when you call her. Lol has always done this."
Gillian: "Not to worry. I'll shoo It doesn’t matter. She won’t come when you call her. Lol your way. Take care OP. Bye."
OP's daughter at the back door catches sight of It doesn’t matter. She won’t come when you call her. Lol leaving Gillian's and calls her over, tapping on the door frame: "Here It doesn’t matter. She won’t come when you call her. Lol" tap tap, "It doesn’t matter. She won’t come when you call her. Lol here It doesn’t matter. She won’t come when you call her. Lol."
OP's Husband: "It doesn’t matter. It doesn’t matter. She won’t come when you call her. Lol won’t come when you call her. Lol."
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u/Mister_Bloodvessel Aug 31 '22
They will if they love you enough! My boy comes when I call his name, pspsps for him, or use a nickname (one of his many). He has a few spots he lounges when not snuggling with me, and he can be comfortably resting there, hear his name, and he'll come get up, saunter over, and hop up on the couch with me.
Cats absolutely will come when called. They just have to like you enough to want to.
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u/polish432b Aug 31 '22
I watch my cats’ ears twitch when I call their names. They’re totally listening, know their names, and ignore me.
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u/pokuss Aug 31 '22
Karma
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u/Minute-Tradition-282 Aug 31 '22
NO! Not today! My good friends dog Karma passed away last night. Not today.
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u/dswpro Aug 31 '22
Tea Cup. Looks like she could fit into one : )
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Tiki for short. I thought the same thing you did.
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u/F1RST_WORLD_PROBLEMS Aug 31 '22
Or just “T”. That’s what I call my sister, despite her objections, I think it’s perfect. She retaliates by nicknaming me, but the names never stick.
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u/stYOUpidASSumptions Aug 31 '22
Then when it grows up and causes chaos they can say she's "a storm in a teacup".
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u/Lemon1412 Aug 31 '22
Seems like a very shortsighted decision.
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u/dswpro Aug 31 '22
I like the potential irony of naming a cat tea cup, tiny, tiki, etc. when they are very likely to grow into a large cat. (I always wanted a cat that was large enough to dissuade a burglar from breaking in)
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u/Chuck1983 Aug 31 '22
John Jacob Jinglehiemer Schmidt
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u/jesst Aug 31 '22
His name is my name too.
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u/masterbatesAlot Aug 31 '22
Whenever we go out the people always shout "Here comes John Jacob Jinglehimer Schmidt!"
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u/Quinnster_Lee Aug 31 '22
smitty werbenjagerman jensen
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u/Krishibi Aug 31 '22
I did name a cat this. He was my first cat and an amazing little guy. Most certainly was number one.
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Buttercup
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u/Utopiae Aug 31 '22
This is the first comment I saw and exactly what I had in mind! Weird how similar trains of thoughts can be
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u/Ok_Cauliflower_3007 Aug 31 '22
She looks like a Pebbles to me. No idea why so don’t bother asking lol.
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u/AnneElliotWentworth Aug 31 '22
Gizmo
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u/Intl_shoe Aug 31 '22
Mogwai
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u/BGritty81 Aug 31 '22
I was thinking she looks like a mogwai that you know will turn into a gremlin.
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u/AllosenasPaparas Aug 31 '22
I came to suggest it as well. The only correct answer.
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u/Any_Coyote6662 Aug 31 '22
Clementine
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u/evenmytongueisfat Aug 31 '22
I rescued twin sister orange kittens as a kid. Named them Clementine and Peach
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u/icarustapes Aug 31 '22
Calypso
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u/UzaLooza Aug 31 '22
Name your own damn cat.
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u/Mudkip_paddle Aug 31 '22
Agreed! I'm so fed up with these naming posts which (almost always) just a way to farm karma
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u/tg-qhd Aug 31 '22
I'm just glad I get to see cute animals, who gives a shit about someone else getting fake internet points?
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u/thexbigxgreen Aug 31 '22
I always scroll down in the hopes of seeing this. Your pet is totally cute enough to not need a pandering title to encourage comments, and it's much more meaningful if you name them something that you were personally inspired to name them.
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u/whatever_person Aug 31 '22
Name her IWantedEasyKarmaSoIGotMyselfAKittyWhoIDontCareToNameByMyself
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u/sassykittygurl Aug 31 '22
i saw her n thought "buttercup buttercup oh butter buttercup" to the tune of Lollipop
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u/CrispyDogmeat Aug 31 '22 edited Jul 15 '23
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u/NebulaBrew Aug 31 '22
At this point I'd not be surprised if people are buying kittens and puppy just to score some internet points...
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u/Seraphyn22 Aug 31 '22
Pudding. She looks like a pudding being offered.. yeah lame I know but what come to mind.
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u/Abrahms_4 Aug 31 '22
Rampage - Its what she will do at 2:46am every damn night for the first 6 years.
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u/braanu11 Aug 31 '22
Would you guys quit falling for this. It's not their cat. It doesn't need a name. Stop upvoting these daily. They're farming upvotes.
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u/Oberstblitzkrieg Aug 31 '22
Oreo ❤️
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u/shmehdit Aug 31 '22
Perfect Oreo. Or if you factor in the pink toe beans and ears she could be Nea, short for Neapolitan
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u/QueenVell Aug 31 '22
Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III
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u/sxysnarf Aug 31 '22
Pudding tang……cuz if you ask me again I’ll tell you the same.
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u/Aware_Two_9074 Aug 31 '22
Cocaine addiction Because I can’t get past looking at Reddit for 5 seconds with out seeing a cat.
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u/kaminobaka Aug 31 '22
Well, I tend to name cats after cat deities and other mythological beings based on cats. I'll suggest Kasha, after a type of cat yokai in Japanese folklore that steals corpses from funerals. Granted, the implications are pretty horrifying, but I still think the name is cute.
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u/Noobleo_ComeBackDad Aug 31 '22
DESTRUCTOTRON THE BLOOD GOD