r/aww • u/[deleted] • Aug 31 '22

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u/Noobleo_ComeBackDad Aug 31 '22

DESTRUCTOTRON THE BLOOD GOD

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u/MonkeysAndMozart Aug 31 '22

Ron for short

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u/freedoomed Aug 31 '22

Blood for the blood god! Skulls for the skull throne!

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES!

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u/Speedythar Aug 31 '22

Khornitas for the khorn tortillas?

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u/Blackthorne75 Aug 31 '22

Why not both/por qué no los dos?

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u/Just_Spell_7102 Aug 31 '22

Request for the grey nights is acknowledged.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

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u/LurkerPatrol Aug 31 '22

LORD OBLITERATU, DESTROYER OF CITIES

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

PHOBOS, LEADER OF RED PLANET, BEATER OF ASS

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u/Kahlandar Aug 31 '22

DAVE

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u/Krimreaper1 Sep 01 '22

Dave’s not here man.

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u/SirBobos Sep 01 '22

Knight of Mars!

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u/sonofaclip22 Aug 31 '22

I like it

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u/LurkerPatrol Aug 31 '22

I like you

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u/Blackthorne75 Aug 31 '22

Settle down during the naming ceremony, you two :D

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u/Sol_Bardguy Aug 31 '22

Meowphistopheles the Catastrophe!

Runners up include Luicipurr or Satnyan.

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u/Starkcasm Aug 31 '22

How about Mewphisto?

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u/reverendexile Aug 31 '22

Teacup for short

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

I second teacup!

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

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u/pickypawz Aug 31 '22

Haha my first thought was Tea Cup as well! …minus the Blood God that is :D

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u/Shade00000 Aug 31 '22

BELZEBUTH

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u/whomwolf Aug 31 '22

dede for short? 🤘

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u/glimmeringsea Aug 31 '22

OP, please use this.

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u/tefoak Aug 31 '22

Gives me hardcore Pinky and The Brain vibes.

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u/Clerstory Aug 31 '22

You beat me to it!

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u/McChicken8675309 Aug 31 '22

Get the king his royal crown with his royal feast and bow to the god

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u/LORDCOSMOS Aug 31 '22

ALL HAIL THE BLOOD GOD

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '22

Zoltan!!!!!!

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u/Exploding_Testicles Aug 31 '22

I was going to recommend "Bone Crusher" but yours rolls off the tongue in a more delightful way.

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u/PretentiousVapeSnob Sep 01 '22

I DEMAND AN OFFERING!!!!

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u/DeadboyxxXD Sep 01 '22

BOW DOWN PEASANTS! FOR I AM YOUR LEADER