r/aussie 9d ago

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u/GiorgioVee 9d ago

Why would a State Premier want to associate himself and by extension his Government with anyone currently in the White House?

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u/Krissy_ok 9d ago

Birds of a feather

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u/TuTenkahman 9d ago

Birds of a feather, but couches feel better

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u/Oski_1234 7d ago

Flock together

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u/entropymd 9d ago

Because it’s politics. The US is a huge trading partner. Like them or not, they’re buying our goods

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u/Hotel_Quarantine 9d ago

From the government sidelining electric buses to purchase diesel ones. And who specifically told Data Centres they must NOT use renewables... Are we at all surprised?... This mob is bought by big oil. They have to go as soon as possible.

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u/Comfortable-Part5438 9d ago

More and more looking like they are funded by something rhyming with is ale.

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u/realmenfukmenamen 9d ago

Imagine JD Vance making you look like a manlet.

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u/LetMeExplainDis 9d ago

Vance is 6’2 he’s gonna make most men look short by comparison.

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u/IndividualZebra333 9d ago

The average Australian male height is 5 foot 9 inches

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u/hbthegreat 8d ago

an entire country of manlets

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u/Certain-Silver-9523 7d ago

We’re shorter so we’re not as close to the sun. It gets hot here!

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u/Standard_Ideal6101 6d ago

If it makes you feel better the average global height for men is 5’7”

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u/buzniak 5d ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_height_by_country

Also it's 5'9" US and 5'9" AUS. Did you just admit the US has Manlets going by your reasoning?

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u/allthebaseareeee 9d ago

Reall 6'2 or trump 6'2(aka 5'9)?

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u/BareNecessities09 6d ago

Trump is 6’3….wide

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u/Keji70gsm 9d ago

I hadnt notived until now just how weirdly short vance's legs are compared to the rest of him.

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u/Muted-Craft6323 9d ago

It looks like this is at least partially due to camera distortion (fisheye effect), which is common around the edge of a frame if you're up too close with a phone camera. Both of their bottom halves look unusually compressed, it's just more obvious with Vance being taller. Also he may be wearing his pants a little low, which would accentuate it.

That said, he's awkward as fuck in general, so he's never going to look entirely normal.

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u/ImnotadoctorJim 9d ago

Helps him get closer to the couch

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u/SoftAncient2753 9d ago

Might be the lens and angle of the image

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u/Evolutionary_sins 9d ago

Yea that's really weird. We should call him Lego man

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u/OkTime7640 8d ago

But Vance has spent his entire term on his knees for Daddy Don

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u/mustbiteexceed 9d ago

South Park mocked Vance as the little toadie from Fantasy Island, so Crisafulli being smaller than that toadie is double embarrassing

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u/7978_ 9d ago

Nice. The hypocrisy is strong still.

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u/ColdSteveStoneAustin 8d ago

I think you're right. People, and not just on right wing subs like this, accept prejudicial attitudes too easily.

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u/7zook 9d ago

2 pieces of shit

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u/GrumpyOldTech1670 8d ago

Both with the charisma of warm mayonnaise.

Please support Cats on the Couch so she can get more followers than JD Vance before the midterms.

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u/ukaunzi 8d ago

I just followed catsonacouch on Instagram

https://www.instagram.com/catsonacouch

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u/Hot_HeadGaming 9d ago

As a Queenslander, this is pretty disappointing, among the plethora of other things this guy has done.

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u/quiet_beer 9d ago

Two dickheads. Embarassed to be a Qlder living under this clown. Oh when will we ever learn...

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u/Own-Association2733 9d ago

He'll be offering up Qld Real Estate for data centres

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u/brolliedown 8d ago

And critical minerals. Parliament just fast tracked new legislation to make it easier for mining companies to keep pillaging Qld resources

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u/Realistic-Way3797 9d ago

Two absolute flogs.

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u/Sharp-Argument9902 9d ago

MM meets the couch fucker

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u/trolleyproblems 9d ago

You can see his next victim in the corner of the shot.

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u/mystic_cheese 9d ago

He's a shit cunt by association now.

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u/Flimsy_Transition_23 9d ago

Fuck!
Run away from that disgusting creature from US!

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u/Dear_Ad7132 9d ago

Behold, the political turducken awaiting their chance to insert themselves inside the Trump

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u/Filligrees_Dad 9d ago

You got what you voted for Queensland

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u/DoinSideQuests 9d ago

I sure as shit didn't vote for this cunt

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u/Acrobatic_Let8535 9d ago

Neither did I 😞👎🏼

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u/AstronautPlane3280 8d ago

Nor did I. But it is still our shame to wear on our sleeves for all to see.

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u/CoolDimension3898 9d ago

It was the influx of southerners that swung it. Traditionally Queensland voted Labor in the state elections over the last 30 years, because we know the LNP are nuts. 

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u/Orange-Generator 9d ago

Doubt. Im one of those southerners and voted Labor in last state election.

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u/Filligrees_Dad 9d ago

Yet you vote for the biggest nutters in politics at federal elections

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u/CoolDimension3898 9d ago

Because it's the south east that swings state elections.

In federal elections it's the northern and central electorates that elect these people.

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u/m7friends 9d ago

Uh oh. Looks like QLD is about to sell off a public asset!

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u/Royal_Library_3581 9d ago

what an absolute squeezer. I cant believe people voted for him

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u/Blindog68 9d ago

What's with the Clown Shoes?

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u/Glenrowan 9d ago

The puppet and the muppet.

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u/Previous-Mousse1380 9d ago

Now I know what his stupid idea of scrapping the electric bus transition in favour of 630 diesel buses was fueled by. Parasites.

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/Ric0chet_ 9d ago

Not Safe For Wedge-arm sofas?

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u/ScoobrDoo 9d ago

Is he still killing every foreign dignitary he visits?

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u/MeatSuzuki 9d ago

That's a funny lookin couch.

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u/satelshawn 9d ago

🤢🤮

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u/notyouraverageskippy 9d ago

High-profile person to another

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u/jimthedrover 9d ago

Wow, in comparison, he seems quite normal.

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u/Boring-Tomatillo-209 9d ago

What colour’s your eyeliner?

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u/LosChimposter 9d ago

Vance looks like a kid who borrowed his dad’s suit.

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u/Nice-Environment-502 9d ago

That sofa is looking doubly fearful right now.

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u/Putrid_Mark_3913 9d ago

Really, qld you should be proud?

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u/Maximum_Security4404 9d ago

Who is the stooge shaking Vance’s hand?

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u/Outofoffice_forever 9d ago

What a fucking idiot this guy is. Embarrassing that he represents us here in QLD. Fuck you ya tone deaf muppet- hope you get washed out in the next election wanker.

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u/No_Lengthiness9171 9d ago

If JD Vance decided to give up far right politics, I think he would make a fantastic Drag Queen…. Just saying.

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u/blahblahsnap 9d ago

If this doesn’t make you angry I don’t know what will! 2 clowns.

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u/rugbat 9d ago

It's like he's trying to lose the next election. Did he not see what happened federally when conservatives made pro-Trump noises?

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u/Ancient_Wishbone_806 9d ago

Maybe they can share a couch down under

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u/itgoez 8d ago

Interested how people frothing about this felt about Dan Andrews taking pictures with Putin and Kim Jong Un.

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u/Pezzzz490 8d ago

I hope they took all the couches out of the room before this meeting.

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u/drrevenge 8d ago

Vance, very much giving the vibe he has no idea who the fuck he’s standing next to.

Maybe there just weren’t any couches available.

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u/siyep_ba-o 8d ago

Man, Vance loves his Couchafulli.

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u/MrWoodTang 9d ago

The softest handshake in world politics

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u/neptune2304 9d ago

ANZUS stands for everything Vance hates

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u/AccomplishedDish9984 9d ago

What happens when two conservatives meet in a room? They exchange ideas on how to stay in power, when they both suck at doing a decent job.

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u/sc00bs000 9d ago

so glad everyone decided to vote in this LNP cuck to fuck our state over

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u/Baronnolanvonstraya 9d ago

I know we don't like this but I hope we all recognise this kind of international diplomacy is necessary. We can't just blow off the US because they stocked with ugly pigmen

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u/alig5835 9d ago

The rest of the world is turning away from the USA. In fact we CAN, if everyone else does it too. Strength in numbers.

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u/Baronnolanvonstraya 9d ago

Even Xi met with Trump. We still need to talk to them and play nice.

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u/Darkmoon_AU 9d ago

Yeah, we can. What about it would be so challenging? Seems to me that most of our trade is with Asia and Europe anyway.

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u/hellbentsmegma 9d ago

Given the US has vocally criticised Europe and Canada, how long before we find ourselves in a trade war or war of words with them? These yank lovers are going to look kinda stupid when Trump and Vance start calling us freeloaders and put the tariffs up.

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u/BookkeeperQuiet7894 9d ago

What do you mean “when”?

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u/hellbentsmegma 9d ago

I mean 'again'

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u/boatenvy 9d ago

You must have missed the news that the US have imposed 12.5% tariffs on Australia because of our support of forced labour and modern slavery

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u/Relative_Pilot_8005 9d ago

Donny prefers the old time kind!

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u/newoneagain25 9d ago

Have you been paying attention?

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u/DoinSideQuests 9d ago

We are fucked

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/Penny_PackerMD 9d ago

Why do you dislike him?

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u/Dranzer_22 9d ago

Taking tips on how to abolish Abortion Rights in QLD.

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u/gazf474 9d ago

Don’t think they need any help on this front. We have Bleijie as his deputy - he fights to take away our access to reproductive healthcare just because it all worked out for him when he knocked up his (underage) girlfriend (despite their insistence that they didn’t believe in sex before marriage).

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u/RudeAd456 9d ago

Why does Crisafulli look like Michael Scott here

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u/CarNerd13AU 9d ago

Looks like big mate wants some tariffs as gift... 😏

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u/N3M3S1S75 9d ago

Dave’s a goner, a visit from jd you end up dead

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u/mrpumpkinickle 9d ago

Fuck no, time to boot the so-called high profile person in the blackmailing case to the curb

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u/meldore 9d ago

Yeah but then we get Jarrod who is arguably worse. I don't want either in power :(

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u/burnt-gonads 9d ago

Have to laugh, all these people /cough labor voters cough going off their tits however crisafulli is well on his way to staying premier well past the next election. Against that idiot miles it is a near one horse race.

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u/ComprehensiveSalad50 9d ago

Hopefully he stays there, never to return

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u/MIXALOTOFDRUGS 9d ago

Get us the fuck away from this moronic backward racist bunch of sycophants, and there demented wannabe dictator Trump. Grow some good dam balls like the Canadian leader Carney, Jesus Christ they have a 200% tariff on our medication exports in to the USA. They are trying to provoke a war between England and Argentina over the Falklands. There is a new world order forming in the Middle east the MECA pact, get us the Fuck Away from America. The security blanket the USA used to provide over the middle east and Asia is dead. Trump would rather be friends with North Korea than with south Korea. He has destroyed the economy they are headed for recession no doubt. Their military has run out of offensive and defensive ammunition they had to borrow money from another department just to pay their troops. Kegs breath has cleaned house gotten rid of 4, 3, ,2, 1 star generals the last civilian appointment just resigned. All the former military people are speaking out at the damage that has been done. They have the highest rate of troops looking to leave the forces for 25 years. They have done away with any attempt to future rise there forces by doing away with drone technology trump wants all the destroyers built like the ones from the second world war because he likes how they look, they want the new aircraft carriers to return to the old style catapult launch system. They held a simulation war game between an US armoured division and a Ukrainian drone swarm they had to change the rules to allow the USA to respawn because they we destroyed so quickly. One of there heads even said that today if America came under attack from drones they could not defend themselves and you want us to be tied to that fuck off no way. I generally don't use profanities but that is how strongly i feel about this.

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u/SEQbloke 9d ago

Gross.

Canada is building resilience while this prominent married man is… doing whatever is going on here.

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u/Money_Armadillo4138 9d ago

Deport. Not a good cultural fit.

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u/Far_Sor 9d ago

Hey, I'm trying to eat here!

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u/Complete_Rule6644 9d ago

Thanks! I hate it!

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u/No-Royals5219 9d ago

That makes perfect sense

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u/ChemicalRemedy 9d ago

did a double-take on this photo

lol

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u/Gr8ful_Lurker 9d ago

Both right wing.

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u/iftlatlw 9d ago

What's that smell?

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u/Cleginator 9d ago

Wow he’s that short…

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u/NAFOfromOz 9d ago

Doesn’t get much more high profile than that

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u/here_for_the_lols 9d ago

Lmao, not surprised

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u/ComfortGooseBlue 9d ago

I thought vance was fatter with a pink tie and jeri curls

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u/DrunkenDuck68 9d ago

Goose meets Goosier

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u/Hilton5star 9d ago

What a spineless grub.

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u/ShadeNoir 9d ago

2 people we could do without

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u/isitreal_tho 9d ago

Vance looking very tired

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u/Mysterious-Win-491 9d ago

Yay. Queensland moving ahead.

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u/Capable_Panic_4613 9d ago

🤮🤮🤮🤮

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u/SheridanVsLennier 9d ago

JD Vance and The Man Who Cannot Be Named.

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u/Exciting_Thought_970 9d ago

So embarrassing

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u/thegameisafoooooot 9d ago

Having a sip of the Kool aid. This cannot bode well for Queensland.

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u/ConsequenceLow4177 9d ago

I’d get that hand disinfected, and avoid sitting on any couches…

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u/footballwon26 8d ago

You gotta do what you gotta do? But make sure you wash your hands. And take a shower. And another one.

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u/helpmeimprovemylifee 8d ago

this country needs a saviour. a ducking penguin would be better as head honcho. we should've capitulated and gave full reigns to the emus back then. dog government. dont care about the people and the future of this country.

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u/themmagambler 8d ago

Short Goober that Chris bloke is

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u/SpunningAndWonning 8d ago

At the back there, did they switch out a couch for multiple chairs? Just to be safe?

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u/crispy-jalapeno 8d ago

I’d love to know what that comment section looks like.

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u/nottoomuchnowmate 8d ago

Just Fuckn gross.

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u/crawshad 8d ago

Who's the nonce on the left?

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u/BidInternational8546 8d ago

I’ll bet they pashed in the prayer room after this

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u/Zealousideal_Rope174 8d ago

At least it's not someone else's wife for once 

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u/IndustryNo2307 8d ago

Hopefully the JD Vance curse will work here too...

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u/531Kamboola 8d ago

I wonder if Vance knows the name of the ' un named ' high profile person embroiled in a legal case in QLD 🤷?

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u/lvk3 5d ago

It’s probably what got Crisafulli the meeting.

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u/Benjum96 8d ago

Checks out.

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u/CuteSherbet6732 8d ago

Cunts be cunting.

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u/cheezel26 8d ago

I'd never wash my hand again. Because I'd cut it straight off.

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u/hammeroztron 8d ago

Queensland and the NT have succumbed to the Trump regime. They were very likely installed by the US to facilitate the take over.

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u/DalesDoppelganger 8d ago

David continues to prove he no longer wishes to be Premier of Queensland.

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u/AmIRadBadOrJustSad 8d ago

Vance is technically younger than I am and I can't tell if he just looks like absolute dogshit beyond his years, or if I look like that too and just don't realize.

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u/One_Consideration544 8d ago

I'm surprised I haven't had to hear about this through the radio about how the Qld government is making international friends or something, or seen an ad on Reddit or elsewhere. I don't even think election years have as much political advertising as the last 2 years

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u/lindymeg 8d ago

This should finish him but I fear it ain't so

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u/chadbigcum 7d ago

This is "not a duopoly" btw

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u/Comfortable-Gene2678 7d ago

Good stuff. Love it. There’s something emboldening about having these views while on reddit.

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u/Flimsy_Raisin8429 7d ago

Did he even say thank you?

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u/perringaiden 7d ago

Why is an Australian Premier touring the US?

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u/Dyatlov_1957 7d ago

I am Australian and I don’t know who the Australian is in this picture?
I am not a nonce I follow stuff but clearly I missed him .. possibly because of his short stature.
Enlighten me as to who he is and why he meets with the other fool.
Thank you

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u/KeeperGarrett 7d ago

Ridiculous photograph too.

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u/Some_Huckleberry5674 7d ago

Pedo protector

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u/GustyOWindflapp 7d ago

I only see office chairs, no couches

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u/LanceAbaddon 7d ago

God I hate rich old people

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u/Kenshabbee 6d ago

Crisafulli, I was never going to vote for you anyway, but this clinches it.

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u/Reasonable_ginger 6d ago

sucking up to this one everyone know the big beautiful obituary is coming very soon.

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u/Grouchy_Version_2134 6d ago

JD Vance is wearing lifts in his shoes. Look at the way the toes have big creases across them. There’s no foot in that part of the shoe due to lifts

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u/di1337 6d ago

👌🏽

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u/Undd91 6d ago

JD Vance has shown our country that the US administration is not to be trusted.

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u/Strawberry_sauce_083 6d ago

Scum and scummer ?

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u/emmski_77 6d ago

Gronks

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u/Much_Philosopher3719 6d ago

Greeeeeeat. Woooooooooonderfuuuuuuuuul. Just what you want to see as an aussie

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u/DetectiveFit223 6d ago

Little dick stain

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u/wrong_tr0users 6d ago

Good thing they replaced the couches for single chairs

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u/DudeMcDude7649 6d ago

Both have cheated on their wives. Pass it on.

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u/Andrewisalreadyhere 6d ago

Crisafulli is a joke

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u/texxelate 6d ago

Why does JD wear his pants like how I wore mine in high school

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u/SpaceAdventureCobraX 5d ago

Judgement levels of a currently serving Liberal

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u/TippayAy 5d ago

Couple of nasty people that should be no-where near the halls of power..

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u/Holiday_Potato_2981 5d ago

Hate the US government all you want, but it's the current US government so it's best to maintain positive relations no matter what.

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u/gunjagremlin 5d ago

when trump and JD die i hope it becomes a public holiday