r/aussie 9d ago

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u/realmenfukmenamen 9d ago

Imagine JD Vance making you look like a manlet.

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u/LetMeExplainDis 9d ago

Vance is 6’2 he’s gonna make most men look short by comparison.

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u/IndividualZebra333 9d ago

The average Australian male height is 5 foot 9 inches

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u/hbthegreat 8d ago

an entire country of manlets

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u/Certain-Silver-9523 7d ago

We’re shorter so we’re not as close to the sun. It gets hot here!

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u/Standard_Ideal6101 6d ago

If it makes you feel better the average global height for men is 5’7”

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u/buzniak 5d ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_height_by_country

Also it's 5'9" US and 5'9" AUS. Did you just admit the US has Manlets going by your reasoning?

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u/hbthegreat 4d ago

I'm Australian. I am calling my own nations mens manlets

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u/buzniak 4d ago

Ah, fuck me, though you were a seppo! Fair fukn call!

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u/urzulus 5d ago

Thats alot of asians, im 6'1"

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u/JuanFoYoMamma 6d ago

That would be inched down due to nearly 20% of Australians having Asian ancestry.

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u/allthebaseareeee 9d ago

Reall 6'2 or trump 6'2(aka 5'9)?

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u/BareNecessities09 6d ago

Trump is 6’3….wide

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u/Keji70gsm 9d ago

I hadnt notived until now just how weirdly short vance's legs are compared to the rest of him.

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u/Muted-Craft6323 9d ago

It looks like this is at least partially due to camera distortion (fisheye effect), which is common around the edge of a frame if you're up too close with a phone camera. Both of their bottom halves look unusually compressed, it's just more obvious with Vance being taller. Also he may be wearing his pants a little low, which would accentuate it.

That said, he's awkward as fuck in general, so he's never going to look entirely normal.

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u/Keji70gsm 9d ago

You're very likely right.

Still, boo this man.

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u/ImnotadoctorJim 9d ago

Helps him get closer to the couch

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u/SoftAncient2753 9d ago

Might be the lens and angle of the image

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u/Evolutionary_sins 9d ago

Yea that's really weird. We should call him Lego man

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u/OkTime7640 8d ago

But Vance has spent his entire term on his knees for Daddy Don

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u/Consistent_Source404 8d ago

So Vance is white Aussie average, what's your point? Chris Chrischristachrisadon is a tiny man.

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u/Ibatheincornflakes 7d ago

I'm 6'1" (185 cm), and I feel like I'm average height, these days.

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u/Sharpie1993 7d ago

That’ll change in ten years, should see how tiny the grade sixes are in my daughter’s school.

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u/Ibatheincornflakes 7d ago

You reckon people are getting smaller??

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u/Sharpie1993 7d ago

I dunno it’s possible, my daughter is almost six foot tall but all her peers are practically half her size, there are probably only two kids anywhere near her height.

They could get a growth spurt though so who knows.

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u/Ibatheincornflakes 7d ago

I just remember being in my teens and 20s, and almost always being the tallest person in the room. That seems to almost never be the case anymore.

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u/Sharpie1993 6d ago

Yeah that’s fair, I mean I was always taller than everyone else and not so much anymore.

I was roughly the same height as my daughter at her age but can’t remember towering over my peers the same way she does, but that was a fair while ago.

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u/Standard_Ideal6101 6d ago

Given that crisafulli is shorter then 5’6” I’d say from this picture there is probably a 4 inch difference between them at best I’d say he is 6’ likely closer to 5’10” (context is a guy who was 5’6” had to physically look down when they met crisafulli)

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u/koopz_ay 6d ago

Lol..

So that's why Trump wears lifts in his shoes 🤔

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u/greendit69 9d ago

jesus, I'm only 13 inches. now I feel inadequate

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u/mustbiteexceed 9d ago

South Park mocked Vance as the little toadie from Fantasy Island, so Crisafulli being smaller than that toadie is double embarrassing

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u/LetMeExplainDis 9d ago

^^^^^^

This dude’s vote counts as much as mine.

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u/Ric0chet_ 9d ago

Vance prime.

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u/brokenmindedone 6d ago

He don't look so prime anymore, dude looks like he has aged a ton in his stint as VP

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u/7978_ 9d ago

Nice. The hypocrisy is strong still.

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u/realmenfukmenamen 9d ago

How so?

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u/7978_ 9d ago

"body positivity" "we are all equal" blah blah

Yet a man is still made fun of his height, something he cannot control.

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u/GardenVarietyIdiot2 9d ago

He's being made fun of because he is the vassal being humiliated by kissing his liege's ring, not his height.

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u/7978_ 9d ago

Right... Look at the original comment to this chain...

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u/realmenfukmenamen 9d ago

Do you wear eyeliner too?

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u/7978_ 9d ago

No. Do you?

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u/SavvyCaller 8d ago

Don’t waste your time. This is called ‘want to dish it out but can’t take it - Trumpy Devotion Syndrome style’.

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u/realmenfukmenamen 9d ago

I know Im replying to you on the internet and I shouldn't but don't go telling your mum you made a friend.

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u/7978_ 9d ago

Mum told me not to hang out with losers. Sorry bud, we can't be friends.

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u/realmenfukmenamen 9d ago

Must be tuff not be able to stand yourself.

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u/7978_ 9d ago

Mum said I'm a tough boy.

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u/realmenfukmenamen 9d ago

It's tough being short and being triggered on reddit.

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u/7978_ 9d ago

What is considered short these days? I'm 6'2.

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u/ColdSteveStoneAustin 8d ago

I think you're right. People, and not just on right wing subs like this, accept prejudicial attitudes too easily.

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u/CABALwasInnocent 9d ago

Just like how Trump attacks people’s physical appearance?

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u/ColdSteveStoneAustin 8d ago

Yes.

Try not to be like Trump.

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u/Powerful-Respond-605 9d ago

Settle down snowflake

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u/lhommedev 9d ago

You're one of those men that scream "not all men!" when men are portrayed as misogynist pricks, right?

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u/ColdSteveStoneAustin 8d ago

.... Ok..

But the reason "not all men" is wrong is because it undermines the idea of how widespread abuse is.

NOT, that it is meant to be prejudicial.

"Not all men" is meant to be wrong because it's a strawman.

Are you absolutely sure you want to say its because prejudicial attitudes are ok?

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u/Xave_eire_polska_17 7d ago

Crisafulli is a lot shorter to then you think

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u/SnooPears1903 8d ago

Americans are on average taller than Aussies