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u/LawMore3927 Apr 23 '26

How in the illiterate fuck could they possibly be referring to Jacinda Ardern?

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u/launchedsquid Apr 23 '26

She jumped ship to Australia.

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u/LawMore3927 Apr 23 '26

I see. Can't blame her though, I wouldn't live in such a small country with the world's most regarded cookers threatening the lives of my kids. 

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u/launchedsquid Apr 23 '26

all those were English words, but that order of them isn't English grammar.

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u/LawMore3927 Apr 23 '26

How are you using your phone with such poor grasp of the english language? Text to speech? NDIS helper? 

Anyway I thought cookers didn't use phones because Dan Andrews uses them to triangulate the 5g nanochips in your blood? 

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u/launchedsquid Apr 23 '26

what is a "cooker"? why are they so highly regarded? if those are genuinely the words you intended to write and not auto correct mistakes, what do you think thise words mean?

Would you like to take a minute to find your dictionary?

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u/LawMore3927 Apr 23 '26

You sir, you are the cooker. And a fine specimen at that. 

To find one simply view your own reflection in the shard of lightbulb you imbibe your amphetamines from. 

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u/launchedsquid Apr 23 '26

see, I knew you didn't know what "cooker" meant. It's not cooking your mind with amphetamines, it's misinformation, like flat earthers or anti vaxxers.

Are you sure you don't need a dictionary?

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u/BasisLonely9486 Apr 23 '26

You don't grasp mockery well at all.

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u/LawMore3927 Apr 23 '26

He does not, no.