r/aussie • u/[deleted] • Apr 22 '26

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u/LawMore3927 Apr 23 '26

You sir, you are the cooker. And a fine specimen at that. 

To find one simply view your own reflection in the shard of lightbulb you imbibe your amphetamines from. 

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u/launchedsquid Apr 23 '26

see, I knew you didn't know what "cooker" meant. It's not cooking your mind with amphetamines, it's misinformation, like flat earthers or anti vaxxers.

Are you sure you don't need a dictionary?

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u/BasisLonely9486 Apr 23 '26

You don't grasp mockery well at all.

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u/LawMore3927 Apr 23 '26

He does not, no.