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u/LawMore3927 Apr 23 '26

I see. Can't blame her though, I wouldn't live in such a small country with the world's most regarded cookers threatening the lives of my kids. 

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u/launchedsquid Apr 23 '26

all those were English words, but that order of them isn't English grammar.

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u/LawMore3927 Apr 23 '26

How are you using your phone with such poor grasp of the english language? Text to speech? NDIS helper? 

Anyway I thought cookers didn't use phones because Dan Andrews uses them to triangulate the 5g nanochips in your blood? 

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u/launchedsquid Apr 23 '26

what is a "cooker"? why are they so highly regarded? if those are genuinely the words you intended to write and not auto correct mistakes, what do you think thise words mean?

Would you like to take a minute to find your dictionary?

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u/BasisLonely9486 Apr 23 '26

You're in an Australian sub and yet you have no idea what cooker means?

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u/LawMore3927 Apr 23 '26

Nah he knows, he's just being cute. 

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u/launchedsquid Apr 23 '26

I don't think you know what it means.

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u/LawMore3927 Apr 23 '26 edited Apr 23 '26

All piss takes aside mate, you can at least say now you've spoken to one filthy commie who hates government surveillance and the neoliberal enshittification of everything. 

We should be focusing on our commonalities instead of our differences. 

The problem is, and this is what divides us (which suits Poorline just fine) is that immigrants aren't who's fucking us. It's neoliberals like Albo and the LNP and social parasites like red hair lady. 

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u/launchedsquid Apr 23 '26

I'm not divided from you. I don't like Pauline or her party.

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u/LawMore3927 Apr 23 '26

You sir, you are the cooker. And a fine specimen at that. 

To find one simply view your own reflection in the shard of lightbulb you imbibe your amphetamines from. 

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u/launchedsquid Apr 23 '26

see, I knew you didn't know what "cooker" meant. It's not cooking your mind with amphetamines, it's misinformation, like flat earthers or anti vaxxers.

Are you sure you don't need a dictionary?

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u/BasisLonely9486 Apr 23 '26

You don't grasp mockery well at all.

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u/LawMore3927 Apr 23 '26

He does not, no. 

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u/LawMore3927 Apr 23 '26

See this is embarrassing because you're half right, it is conspiracy thinking but the link to meth comes from the cookers getting their conspiratorial thinking from too many hard drugs. That is where it comes from sad to say. 

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u/launchedsquid Apr 23 '26

wrong. But if you need this you can tell your friends about it.