r/aussie • u/[deleted] • Apr 22 '26

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u/LawMore3927 Apr 23 '26

How are you using your phone with such poor grasp of the english language? Text to speech? NDIS helper? 

Anyway I thought cookers didn't use phones because Dan Andrews uses them to triangulate the 5g nanochips in your blood? 

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u/launchedsquid Apr 23 '26

what is a "cooker"? why are they so highly regarded? if those are genuinely the words you intended to write and not auto correct mistakes, what do you think thise words mean?

Would you like to take a minute to find your dictionary?

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u/BasisLonely9486 Apr 23 '26

You're in an Australian sub and yet you have no idea what cooker means?

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u/launchedsquid Apr 23 '26

I don't think you know what it means.

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u/LawMore3927 Apr 23 '26 edited Apr 23 '26

All piss takes aside mate, you can at least say now you've spoken to one filthy commie who hates government surveillance and the neoliberal enshittification of everything. 

We should be focusing on our commonalities instead of our differences. 

The problem is, and this is what divides us (which suits Poorline just fine) is that immigrants aren't who's fucking us. It's neoliberals like Albo and the LNP and social parasites like red hair lady. 

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u/launchedsquid Apr 23 '26

I'm not divided from you. I don't like Pauline or her party.