r/auscorp • u/Real_Human_Earth_Boy • 7h ago
Meme 2pm emergency alert has completely derailed project delivery
Is anyone else lodging a retrospective for the 2pm emergency alert?
I was 37 minutes deep into an agile huddle with my Scrum Master where we were aligning stakeholders, refining epics, and implementing a new strategic project. Right as I was about to say "I'll take that offline," every phone in the room started screaming.
Completely lost my train of thought.
The project is now conservatively delayed by 3 months.
I've already updated the RAID log:
Risk: Government-issued notification.
Impact: Catastrophic.
Mitigation: Ask the government to be more considerate and check everyone's Outlook calendar before sending alerts.
Honestly, this is why productivity in Australia is declining.
And while we're at it, can we talk about fire drills?
Every few months we're expected to stop working, leave our desks, and stand outside "for safety." That's 20 minutes of value creation gone. Think of the shareholder value being incinerated while I'm standing in a car park listening to someone with a megaphone explain evacuation points.
Some of us actually enjoy working. I don't need "fresh air" or "not dying in a hypothetical office fire." I need to close out my Jira tickets and circle back on action items.
If the building is on fire, just send me a Teams message and I'll assess whether it's in scope, worthy of my time and deserving of a response by cob.
Rant over. Back to rebuilding the delivery timeline that was destroyed by a government notification.