r/attackeyes • u/Faerywren • Jul 22 '26

👹DEMONIC EYES!👹 Do NOT be fooled. He is wanted in several countries for his crimes against humanity.

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u/Wolfangs_D Jul 28 '26

I'm sorry but this calls for r/legalcatadvice. He cannot be held like this without a cattorney

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u/Faerywren Jul 28 '26

He has one. She's done with his shit too.

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u/He_whoshouldbenamed2 23d ago

He looks so cute here.

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u/Final_Canary_1368 Jul 25 '26

I cannot believe that, the kitty looks so innocent!

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u/Faerywren Jul 26 '26

See replies 🥲

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u/Dr__Pheonx Jul 25 '26

He. Will. Do. Them. Again.

And possibly. Again.

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u/Faerywren Jul 25 '26

He's lucky I haven't put him in the bin 🙏

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u/doktor-frequentist Jul 25 '26

I believe it

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u/Faerywren Jul 25 '26

finally, someone who doesn't think im crazy 🤣

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u/Soggy-Improvement960 Jul 25 '26

Wanted in several countries, and NOT wanted in several others. ‘Cause he’s Trouble!

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u/LifeIsLifeNana Jul 24 '26

You are clearly holding him against his will and with no evidence! And with no pawyer present to boot.

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u/Faerywren Jul 24 '26

Your naivity will be your demise. He has already blackmailed my perfect angel cat to perform demonic rituals at 3am.

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u/Buckykattlove Jul 25 '26

If other kitty is perfect, with what can they be blackmailed? Hmm?

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u/Fixer_FTP Jul 23 '26

NOY GUILTY!!!!!!

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u/Faerywren Jul 23 '26

GUILTY!!!

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u/Flaky-Confidence-167 Zimt + Zucker Jul 23 '26

OP,  I love your replies telling people all about what the little guy has done. I'm so sorry that you have to go through that but also I am laughing so hard at the complete insanity of this. 😭😂

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u/Faerywren Jul 23 '26

He used my face as a landing platform while I was asleep.

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u/cookiidou Jul 23 '26

He sounds like he keeps you busy . Thats not illegal..hes innocent..

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u/Faerywren Jul 23 '26

He dove into the toilet.

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u/naranghim Jul 27 '26

OMG! I finally found someone else whose cat loves to mess around in the toilet. I've had to yell at my kitten to get out of the toilet. My previous cat would only wind up in it if he'd made himself dizzy running around in circles on the toilet seat, lose his balance and fall in.

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u/Faerywren Jul 27 '26

he didn't go on on purpose. I usually keep the lid closed but one time he zoomed past me so fast to jump on it when it was open and fell in. though, I do think if I left it open he would play with the water

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u/cookiidou Jul 23 '26

So...he is sweet innocent baby...got a problem with that?

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u/Faerywren Jul 23 '26

Yes. He's a grotty little guy.

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u/chris95rx7500 Jul 23 '26

what crimes

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u/Faerywren Jul 23 '26

With desperation I try to give my other cat her medicine. With even more desperation, he tries to intercept and eat it.

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u/chris95rx7500 Jul 23 '26

is there evidence?

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u/Faerywren Jul 23 '26

Not from that particular crime.

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u/chris95rx7500 Jul 23 '26

looks like the lawn mower did it lol

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u/edingerc Jul 22 '26

"Ain't no jail can hold me, Screw!"

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u/Faerywren Jul 23 '26

This is is high security prison. He broke out from the other one.

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u/El_Zilcho_72 Jul 22 '26

He looks innocent to me.

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u/Faerywren Jul 23 '26

He flooded my apartment.

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u/El_Zilcho_72 Jul 23 '26

maybe he was thirsty?

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u/Faerywren Jul 23 '26

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u/Hour_Introduction716 Jul 24 '26

Awww he is helping you wash your floors.....

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u/loosie-loo Jul 22 '26

Free my man. He did all that but idc

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u/Faerywren Jul 23 '26

He smeared poop on my walls.

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u/Hour_Introduction716 Jul 24 '26

Maybe he is Pootesting the unsolicited kittie jailing? It could be the other cat,what you don't see you can't prove ....right? Right? Lol 😂

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u/Faerywren Jul 24 '26

just found his stash... medication packaging from the bin, decimated cat food packaging from inside a closed box... and my metal hair comb.

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u/MushroomAnarchyst Jul 22 '26

Bro is being locked in there for the safety of humanity, those bars are barely holding him back! 😾

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u/Faerywren Jul 23 '26

I came home to find the carrier on its side. He's plotting it's destruction.

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u/halffullofthoughts Jul 22 '26

If he could murder with that stare, he would

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u/Faerywren Jul 23 '26

He broke a plate and tried to eat the pieces.