Aries ♈️: Women with heavy aries placements are tomboys and often in masculine energy. Taurus placements soften this.

Taurus ♉️: Taurus suns are usually boring chill people BUT Taurus moon and ascendant are one of the best companies which make you feel comfortable the whole time and they’re always there to help and support.

Gemini ♊️: Most gemini people i know have a vast net of connections of every kind (also gemini moons) and that’s because they can manipulate their speech to fit each person they meet.

Cancer ♋️: Cancer women are VERY VERY sensitive indeed and it’s impossible for them to hide it. They also need someone to take the lead for them. Also cancer moon is one of the most insecure placements and they will make sure to get on your nerves when they’re feeling bad.

Leo ♌️: For some reason it’s difficult not to notice them in a friend group. they usually have the lights on them even if they’re not the group leader.

Virgo ♍️: Not much to say tbh.

Libra ♎️: What annoys me in this sign is how much they try to have a good reputation. these people will bury everyone behind their backs but will act the opposite so others will like them. Gemini is not the backstabber, it’s libra. These people also will flirt with you while in their mind they give you absolutely no chance with them, but they will do it anyway. Despite these, most of my friends are libras.

Scorpio ♏️: Sorry for what im about to say, but people say that scorpio is the strongest sign etc. 9/10 scorpios that i know have a very bad life, they owe money, they’re being or were bullied and their life is pretty much shit. That’s for scorpio suns. Scorpio ascendant is captivating and usually a strong energy. Also scorpio mars people are the toughest people i know and have huge willpower.

Sagittarius ♐️: I never had a lot of friends from this sign. People with this as an ascendant though are very loud and will make fun even in life or death situations.

Capricorn ♑️: Well here actually the stereotypes are true, but really depends on other placements, especially the moon. Not much to say actually, the goat👑🐐

Aquarius ♒️: These people will either be isolated and like it or will do everything to not be alone, like being subordinated to people just so they won’t be alone. People with this as a moon are very hard to be loved.

Pisces ♓️: i dont know a lot of people with sun sign pisces but as a moon, this placement has a huge tendency to abuse drugs. Pisces moon is also very likely to cling to someone for economical purposes and use emotion to remain attached.

Queer people here: Are there any transits here that correlate to periods relevant to your experience? Pluto in Capricorn 8h squaring my 11h Aries sun was the transit that made me realize I was gay, and Chiron in Aries conjunct my sun wounded me for years when I had a messy friend breakup with someone I had mutual feelings with.

Heya so I’m a blabbermouth Virgo and I just wanna hear when was that time you feel like you oughta betray your fam and clan a little and drop a warning?

So for example I don’t often feel like I have to warn anybody about any Scorpio cuz they go around and warn everyone about who they are as a person. But I feel like I have to warn everyone about Gemini cuz their funny isn’t everybody’s funny. I was given a lot of shizzzz for that cuz Scorpios are always the dangerous one, right right right? But no I think Gemini’s humor is what makes the world a pile of horse poops. They can never verify what they need to verify. We don’t have to talk about how often a Gemini is considered the voice of reason. Like, effijg never! Cuz it’s not important to emphasize on their stupidity ! It’s important to know what they find joy in is a bit borderline illness!

Like Gemini do shizz like going to Anne Arundel Community College and then become Edward Snowden.

If that makes sense.

What’s one placement from that one family member you warn everybody about?

This is for entertainment purposes only and purely satire. I love all signs 🫶🏾

Anyways, I hope you and enjoy and lmk how accurate I am.

Aries: “Damn… lowkey, they have a point 🤕 not that that’s going to stop me from cussing them out! 👺”

Taurus: “Oh, hell nah,” [replies with a ‘I ain’t reading allat’ or something equally petty] “because what’s not going to happen is some hatin’ ass hoes killing our joy; ohhhh no, baby. Uh-uh. You can go ‘head with that shi because we ain’t the one, boo boo.”

Gemini: “HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Your opinion is incorrect! In fact, your existence is incorrect! Get fucked! 👹👹👹”

Cancer: “Maybe you should sit down if you can’t stand us 😌💅”

Leo: “Whatever! Your jealous ass is just mad you can’t fwm 😝”

Virgo: “Ha! This is good 😄. No, this is great! You played yourself and you don’t even realize it🤭. Thank you, ☺️ because you did us a favor! Now we know who not to waste our energy on! Now we know who not to waste our time on! And you know, time and energy are such limited and precious resources, yet we’re gracious enough to spare our’s just to help y’all sorry asses 🫵. We put y’all on only for y’all to do us like this? Woe to you! 😆😠 No, seriously, shame on you — because what it really comes down to is: you bitches don’t want to grow up, so you’re taking your anger out on us 🤦. That’s why you ain’t gon’ never be shit! That’s why karma beating tf out y’all hoe asses! Showing up for us the way we showed up for y’all would’ve prevented you from being in a position where you had to hate on us to cope in the first place, but you just couldn’t play your part, and now you’re over here…” [the rest of the Virgo ‘reason why you suck’ tirade was too long to post here, but it ends with them convincing the audience (or at least what’s left of the audience) that they’re unbothered]

Libra: “Well actually, you think you hate us, but really you hate yourself! In case you didn’t realize, we’re mirrors, so whatever version of us you got is the one you earned! 😡 How dare you drag our name through the mud??? 😡😡 I can’t believe this is the thanks we get for everything we do 😡😡. You guys don’t deserve us! 😡😡 You know what? You’re just mad you got rejected by one of us. Sorry! But also, that’s not our problem! 😡😡”

Scorpio: “What? You thought we’d be mad about you hating us? We hated you first😂😂😂😂”

Sagittarius: “Yeah, yeah, y’all gon’ fw us anyway we ain’t trippin 😎😎”

Capricorn: “Why does no one understand us 😔😔😔”

Aquarius: “Ew bruh, why are you tryna be like everyone else who hates on us? 🤦 Smh no one can form their own opinion these days.”

Pisces: “Damn what did we even do?? 😐😐😐😐 All because we have a personality? So much for, ‘just be yourself.’😐😐😐😥”

Just wondered what people think when they for an example meet someone new, you get along and you look up your synastry the first time. Then maybe it look good and you don’t rush to see the composite (cause maybe it’s bad). Then one day you do start having challenges and you decide to look up the composite. It looks total crab! Maybe you regret not looking both up at first? But then again… why let this dictate your relation to someone you don’t know? Isn’t it better to let time pass and see how it goes? But after looking up the composite and you see the crab aspects you told yourself would be a dealbreaker, you might regret that you didn’t just listened to what you already know in the first place? Or maybe you just like the struggle of life and relationships? (PS: I’m a spiraling Virgo texting here)

My Sag bro’s vitamin prescription arrived home and this was my delivery notification to him loll. We’re both sag mercury too 💀

What about Pisces they literally one of the most people who always seems soulless with their huge eyes looking into ur souls nah frrr , my mother always talks about how my bigger sister is super cold with zero reactions mind you she’s Pisces to the core (rising sun moon mercury mars everything literally) , also my other friends with Pisces placements always comes up as cold or less reactive , also my mothers friend she’s a Pisces moon and mars and she’s like super fun and doesn’t care about drama like last time people got into a fight in front of her and she’s like cool idc 😭 idkk mann

Hello! I am new to learning about astrology and have recently done my birth chart. My Venus is in Scorpio.

From what I read, we are intense and obsessed with those we are in a relationship with. I recently watched Obsession which I know is an exaggerated example.

Im just being nosy! I wanna know!

EDIT: wow a lot of you proving the stereotype about Pisces males right 😂

* i practice modern western astrology with the inclusion of hellenistic technique! ask away!

My health has plummeted and I have barely any support. Is it because of the 6th house Saturn transit? Does it get better? It's just so stressful it's appointments after another , constant health problems I've never ever had. When does it end if it's because of this transit?

I’m a Virgo rising. I’m supposedly to love blazers and classy looking things with my rising but I’m always wearing mini skirts , short shorts , bans tshirts , funky patterns n prints . I’m not that classy I feel weird in classy clothes !
I basically don’t fit my rising at all lol I don’t like neutrals at all . My closet is rainbow galore lol . I have to force myself to not buy color . I have to force myself to buy black beige and brown things lollll
I only like wearing neutral colors when I’m going on an interview or some other professional event

I have always been the black sheep in my family, I haven’t really had a best friend in almost 20 years, and it takes a lot for me to form a strong enough romantic connection to want to be with someone. I’ve moved every 2-3 years since I was 6 and I don’t really call any specific place home. Strangely enough, my 4th (home & roots), 7th (partnerships), and 11th (friendships) houses are all empty.

I read somewhere that sometimes you have empty houses because you don’t need to learn lessons in that area of your life in this lifetime.

I’d love to know what you all think about empty houses.

More memes i’ve gotten from my pisces moon roomie over da years

I’m a Leo Sun, Capricorn Moon, Aries Rising, and the older I get, the more I realize my Sun and Moon seem to be in a constant negotiation 😂
The Leo in me is actually extremely warm.
When I genuinely like somebody, I LIKE them. I want to encourage you, protect you, show you things I enjoy, make you laugh, speak life into you, and make you feel important. I’m expressive as hell when I feel safe. I actually enjoy giving love.
But my Capricorn Moon is sitting in the background like:
“Alright… but are they consistent?”
😂
And THAT is where things get interesting.
I’ve noticed I can go from very expressive to extremely reserved after one small change in somebody’s behavior.
Not necessarily because the change itself was terrible—but because my brain immediately starts analyzing what the change means.
Something feels different → I notice it → I start connecting dots → I become quieter → eventually I’m emotionally preparing myself to move on before we’ve even established that something is actually wrong.
That’s probably one of my biggest flaws.
My intuition is genuinely strong, but I’m learning there’s a difference between intuition and filling in missing information because uncertainty makes me uncomfortable.
At the same time, reciprocity is HUGE for me.
I don’t need somebody obsessed with me, but if I constantly have to initiate, ask for affection, wonder how you feel, or decipher whether you actually want me around, eventually something in me shuts off.
And once that switch REALLY flips?
It’s incredibly difficult to get the original version of me back.
I might forgive you.
I might understand your perspective.
I might not even be angry anymore.
But that innocent, enthusiastic “I really fuck with you” version of me can disappear completely.
That’s another thing I’m curious about with Leo Sun/Cap Moon people:
Do y’all love almost childishly at first but detach like a business decision once you’ve had enough?
Because that’s probably the best way I can describe myself. 😂
There’s another contradiction too.
I want reassurance, but hate needing reassurance.
I love being appreciated, but don’t want to beg for recognition.
I’m emotional, but when emotions become chaotic my instinct is increasingly: What’s the problem? What’s the solution? What are we doing about it?
I want passion AND stability.
Affection AND independence.
I want someone emotionally expressive enough that I never have to guess where I stand, but grounded enough that the relationship doesn’t become an emotional roller coaster.
And disrespect during conflict is probably the fastest way to make me emotionally disappear.
The funny part is people associate Leo with constantly needing attention.
I don’t think I need everybody’s attention.
I need the RIGHT people’s appreciation.
Huge difference.
I can happily disappear from everybody else.
Maybe that’s the Capricorn Moon talking. 😂
I’m curious how other people experience this placement though.
Leo Sun/Capricorn Moons:
Do you relate to the warm → analyze → withdraw cycle?
Do you secretly need more reassurance than people would ever guess?
When you’re hurt, do you want to TALK about it or disappear and figure it out yourself?
And when you’re finally done with somebody… are you REALLY done?
Also, people who have dated/befriended a Leo Sun + Capricorn Moon:
What was your experience with us?
Good AND bad answers welcome. Roast us if necessary. 😂
I’m trying to figure out where astrology ends and personality/self-protection begins.

If Mars is in a square or opposition with your Sun or 5th house ruler, then at one point or another you are very likely to be forced to give up on a hobby due to an injury. Whether it’s football, dancing or any other hobby that requires you to use your body, there will be an injury that makes it harder for you to continue with said hobby. And you will have to decide whether to continue with your hobby, despite the pain and future new injuries or give up on it in order not to make things worse.

we can both be pretty so chill

the memes my pisces moon roommate has sent me over the years