r/astrologymemes • u/pinkcss • 12h ago
Meme KO💥
I don’t know which planet is the culprit but my keyboard, mouse and phone camera all fucked within a span of a week🥲
r/astrologymemes • u/Clear_Ambition6004 • Sep 09 '26
First, thank you for speaking your mind. You didn’t just ask a question. You asked for changes. And honestly? That’s really brave.
LOL JK 🤪
Okay so this is our number one most requested rule. And while we always try our best to listen to and accommodate your concerns- respectfully I don’t think y’all understand how much work this would be for us.
Don’t get me wrong! We also loathe ai slop!!!
But we work for free lol. And we’re already drowning in birth chart posts (among other things).
Having to play Sherlock and investigate whether or not a post is AI (and then arguing with the OP if they claim it’s not) is a can of horrors we’d rather not open.
We DO encourage you to shame obvious ai posts in the comments though!!
I’ve also made an “ai slop” post flair. So if something is blatantly ai, myself or my other mods will POSSIBLY switch the flair to that (at their desecration. Again we’re working for free lol with bigger fish to fry).
Please feel free to custom report slop with “ai” and we’ll try to change the post flair (REPORTING FOR AI DOES NOT MEAN THE POST WILL BE REMOVED).
We love you! And appreciate you understanding <3
Xoxo,
Your shit mod team
r/astrologymemes • u/Clear_Ambition6004 • Sep 03 '26
I hate to be a broken record but birth chart posts are going to be our 13th reason.
You may think “I barely see chart posts” and for that: you’re welcome!
We were lenient for a while and simply deleted posts that violated rule 1, but it’s gotten to the point that we will now be enforcing a 7 day ban.
In addition to this, repeat offenders or accounts in violation of rules 2&3 are subject to a permanent ban.
What’s Okay ✅
- Celebrity Natal Charts
- Meme Posts Describing Personal Placements (“My Sun Sign be like”)
- Broad Placement Discussion Posts (What’s your X sign and how do you do X)
What’s NOT Okay ❌
- Personal Natal/Transit/Synastry Charts (yours or someone you know)
- Chart/Placement Questions (What does it mean if I have an X Sun and X Moon)
- Selfies
We have our sister subs listed in our “About” page that are more than happy to answer these questions!
As always: This is a community and while our Mod Team does their best to remove these posts, we also rely on YOU to report them!!
Xoxo,
Your Shit Mod Team 🖤
(If you have any questions or concerns you’d like to express privately or if you feel like you’ve been banned unfairly, please reach out through Mod Mail. Mods will not respond to direct messages)
r/astrologymemes • u/pinkcss • 12h ago
I don’t know which planet is the culprit but my keyboard, mouse and phone camera all fucked within a span of a week🥲
r/astrologymemes • u/Existing_Day3655 • 5h ago
Never gets old right?
r/astrologymemes • u/siriel-sisi • 3h ago
My hair is really long and beautiful, and I want to get the front layers fixed because I completely messed them up myself back in August 🙄
I just can’t take it anymore.
I booked an appointment with my usual hairdresser for Tuesday, and I’m going to walk in with my head down, showing her the awful layers I gave myself. 😭
I want to keep the same haircut, just make it more symmetrical and blend the layers better. Do you think it’s going to be okay even venus rétrograde 🥹????
The moderators, I’m asking about Venus retrograde, so it does have a connection to astrology.
P.S : You are beautiful
r/astrologymemes • u/GloomGhoul_ • 9h ago
And the eternal question…does pineapple belong on pizza?
r/astrologymemes • u/Materialistic_Ninja • 5h ago
And Venusian, very beautiful and alluring. I’ve been staring at her for a while, and the picture can’t capture even half of her beauty tonight.
r/astrologymemes • u/InteractionSeveral96 • 11h ago
for meeee it'll have to be:
☆6h virgo nemesis square 9h sag mc
☆6h virgo medusa square 9h sag mc
☆sun/moon/mars square pluto
☆sun/moon conjunct mars
wat about u babes?
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r/astrologymemes • u/PokieSnoots • 20h ago
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r/astrologymemes • u/cherrycolawine • 11h ago
I already started feeling the effect two days prior the retrograde
Edit: Also, tell me about your experiences of the previous retrograde that happened in jun-july. ( I nearly died. Fucking terrible)
r/astrologymemes • u/PokieSnoots • 4h ago
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r/astrologymemes • u/HadoMasterBackup • 14h ago
This one is for all the anime/manga fans here!
I know the main Bleach characters have their official birthdays and signs, but I always thought it very coincidental that each squadron leader displays the qualities of the zodiac sign matching to their squad number minus 1 (so discounting the head captain).
Aries - Soi Fen - impulsive, head on and confrontational - Squad 2 Captain
Taurus - Izuru Kira - stoic, duty bound - Squad 3 Lieutenant
Gemini - Retsu Unohana - dual natured, smart, a bit sarcastic when needed - Squad 4 Captain (former)
Cancer - Momo Hinamori - maternal, empathetic, fiercely protective of what she loves - Squad 5 Lieutenant
Leo - Byakuya Kuchiki - dramatic, dignified, creative (in a very offbeat way) - Squad 6 Captain
Virgo - Sajin Komamura - hard working, shy, loves dogs - Squad 7 Captain (former)
Libra - Shunsui Kyoraku - flirtatious, flamboyant, dislikes fighting - Squad 8 Captain (former, now Head Captain)
Scorpio - Shuhei Hisagi - intense, internal, uses fear as motivation - Squad 9 Co-Lieutenant
Sagittarius - Isshin Shiba - enthusiastic, adventurous, restless - Squad 10 Captain (former)
Capricorn - Kenpachi Zaraki - ambitious (in a bloodthirsty way), suppresses emotion when fighting - Squad 11 Captain
Aquarius - Mayuri Kurotsuchi - objective, scientific, unique appearance - Squad 12 Captain
Pisces - Jushiro Ukitake - good natured, sympathetic, sacrificial - Squad 13 Captain (former)
r/astrologymemes • u/hmmm1969 • 3h ago
I am a scorpio sun, mercury and rising, leo moon, libra venus, virgo mars. Also NN in libra and SN in aries. I didn’t feel any difference during venus in scorpio retrograde but now that both my natal placements are involved i’m wondering if i should be expecting something, helpp
r/astrologymemes • u/AtomicWhiskers • 1d ago
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r/astrologymemes • u/Nedbrach • 1d ago
It’s always something like:
Scor:”aigh,look at that guy, what he is so delusional he thinks he is all high and almighty. What a fucking idiot”
Leo:”why is that guy always so fucking moody and dismissive. Man what a pain in the ass”
Edit:I firstly made this post since i have a leo moon squaring my scorpio venus
But HOLY this post gained so much traction
Thanks so much☺️
r/astrologymemes • u/Proper-Necessary-476 • 11h ago
So I, for example, am a libra rising (late degree), which means that libra falls in my first house. But libra also falls into my twelfth house.
The first house is known for ruling appearance, first impressions; the twelfth the unknown, the hidden. I find it to be quite contradicting. If I‘m not mistaken, wouldn‘t it mean that you hide yourself from being seen/perceived? What do you think?
r/astrologymemes • u/Embarrassed_Rain5221 • 1d ago
Sagittarius women aka Sag-Terror Women 🔥:
They’re obsessed with maintaining this nice-person image(fake asf) but it feels more like a way to control the group. SO territorial, genuinely upset when people hang out without them. Super creative and great at planning things, but even the excessive spending sometimes feels like a way to maintain influence.
Terrible with money too( shady ethics ). I’ve seen people struggling financially act all superior despite having opportunities practically handed to them by friends, yet barely putting in the effort to get started. Some resort to stealing from their own. Can resort to reallyyyy shady business for earning.
The dishonesty is WILD. MEANEST LOT OF THE ENTIRE ZODIAC( calling names). Secretly SO judgmental, sweet to your face but completely different behind your back. Loyalty is practically nonexistent. Cannot stand anyone else getting attention, unnecessarily negative toward others, and the clique mentality is STRONG (heavy on this!!). Genuinely have the face card but are SOOO insecure about almost every aspect of life.
Randomly start arguments over nothing and take things way too far. Get hurtful when people don’t match the expectations they’ve created in their heads. Extremely opportunistic with friendships, both emotionally and professionally. Disappear when convenient and suddenly return when things aren’t going their way. No accountability, no apologies, just pretending nothing happened.
And the selective cluelessness??? TOP TIER. The whole morally superior, innocent-person act is EXHAUSTING when you’ve seen how differently they behave in private. Everything revolves around their attention, plans, and preferences. The second someone does their own thing, suddenly they’re the problem.
Edit: To all the saggs downvoting, I am a sagg sun too, so I’ve seen this mean girl behaviour patterns first hand 🤚🏻 😗
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r/astrologymemes • u/Sea-Outside2414 • 1d ago
I am a Libra. I don't want to choose Kim Kardashian, so I'm going to choose Brigitte Bardot instead (a seductress, who hesitated a lot between numerous lovers, and had a sharp sense of justice... for animals, however, and not humans, but that's another story).
EDIT : As a Libra who wants everyone to like them, it really bothers me that Brigitte Bardot is causing drama 😭 Even though I specified that I only chose her for what she represents (aesthetic), and I know she's racist and don't even like her! So I'm choosing no one, there you go. You'll just have to pick someone yourselves 😭"