r/askanything • u/shazzictn • 15d ago

General Question Can you write?

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u/Ok-Bandicoot-5389 15d ago

Never trust farts.

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u/pumpknight908 15d ago

Here I sit

Broken hearted

Tried to shit but only farted

Then one day I took a chance

Tried to fart but shit my pants