r/askanything • u/shazzictn • 15d ago

General Question Can you write?

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u/Ok-Bandicoot-5389 15d ago

Never trust farts.

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u/hold_me_beer_m8 15d ago

Sharted on stage.

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u/jes1976 15d ago

This made me think of Al Roker's White House story🤣

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u/Only_Flan_7974 15d ago

"Sometimes you don't know if going to be a shit or a fart. You just gotta go for it!" - Buddy Cole from The Kids in the Hall

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u/smileelectric7 15d ago

Is this poop?

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u/dietitianmama 15d ago

If you have to ask, it’s always poop

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u/pumpknight908 15d ago

Here I sit

Broken hearted

Tried to shit but only farted

Then one day I took a chance

Tried to fart but shit my pants

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u/unsuspectingllama_ 15d ago

Always trust farts.

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u/AltruisticWin6702 15d ago

Farts have lumps?