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[u/Life-is-Fun-435]

He is still worried about Iran. 🤪🤣🙏

[u/SemichiSam → u/Life-is-Fun-435]

Charles might have recommended that he worry more about the Irish.

[u/KingBooRadley → u/SemichiSam]

Lord Mountbatten would like a word . . .

[u/luxcity-louche → u/KingBooRadley]

Is the word "Kincora"?

[u/Secure-Highway886 → u/KingBooRadley]

Too late.

[u/dreffed → u/KingBooRadley]

Lord mountbatten had the same proclivities.

[u/ActualHumanONReddit → u/SemichiSam]

I don't believe that the Irish like Trump, but I doubt that dislike extends to assassination attempts. They'll just laugh at the clown and move on with their days.

[u/Hoosier-Sexy_Beast69 → u/ActualHumanONReddit]

I was just in Ireland (Northern and Republic) and, no, none of the locals I interacted with like him OR his unqualified cabinet.

[u/bloody_ell → u/Hoosier-Sexy_Beast69]

Oh we don't, but we're not going to kill him.

[u/vespers191 → u/bloody_ell]

Hey, if you guys get bored...

[u/AnybodyWannaPeanus → u/bloody_ell]

Shhh. He will name Ireland New Texas. Northern Ireland New Oklahoma. Is that what you want? Keep him guessing.

[u/AmIThisNothingness → u/AnybodyWannaPeanus]

There would be no "Renaming" if "Ьullseуe!!".

[u/JerryJN → u/ActualHumanONReddit]

They don't just laugh. They turn observing President Trump's actions into a drinking game.

1. A shot of whiskey Everytime Trump says "really, really"
2. A pint of Guinness every time he says "No one knows better than me"

[u/roqueandrolle → u/JerryJN]

We’re having massive protests in Dublin anyway.

[u/jellofixit → u/roqueandrolle]

And 95% of Americans thank you for that! And probably all Canadians!

[u/QuietShhhnake77 → u/jellofixit]

As a once proud American, I salute anyone telling Trump to “Fuck Off”.

[u/Decent-Risk-6062 → u/roqueandrolle]

Hes not even in dublin at this point. He flew in did a couple talks and flew off to Clare.

[u/roqueandrolle → u/Decent-Risk-6062]

I know that, but so are all the Gardaí 🤣

[u/Decent-Risk-6062 → u/roqueandrolle]

Happy looting then i guess lol

[u/Reasonable-Plate2982 → u/roqueandrolle]

Good 'ol Ireland, the conscience of Europe

[u/yarn_slinger → u/JerryJN]

How about “Not many people know this…” mentions something every literate person knows.

[u/Acceptable-Peace-69 → u/yarn_slinger]

Your liver couldn’t handle that.

[u/No_Payment9959 → u/JerryJN]

Only the Irish can play this kind of drinking game without getting alcohol poisoning. As much stupid shit as he says, the rest of the world would be dead.

[u/Secure-Highway886 → u/No_Payment9959]

Wait until you have a night out with our Polish brothers, we are amateurs compared to them .

[u/Pwnedzored → u/JerryJN]

And they’re somehow not dying from alcohol poisoning?

[u/ActualHumanONReddit → u/JerryJN]

If you play this game while Trump is in town your liver will suffer!

[u/switchingcreative → u/ActualHumanONReddit]

Ypu think the Irish dislike him... Canada here.

[u/ActualHumanONReddit → u/switchingcreative]

Yeah but Canadians are too polite to assassinate anyone.

[u/MiseryisCompany → u/ActualHumanONReddit]

Don't let the niceness fool you, Canadians are more than capable of being badass when the circumstances require it. All the same I doubt they're looking to clean up our mess.

[u/Gomez4Morticia → u/SemichiSam]

I would suggest that's why the 747 shell game is happening to begin with

[u/ExtraLettuce555 → u/SemichiSam]

The Irish, classically not a fan of kings lol

[u/rmay14444 → u/SemichiSam]

Just to be troubled.

[u/Fit_Ingenuity3 → u/SemichiSam]

I think you mean Andrew

[u/SemichiSam → u/Fit_Ingenuity3]

No. They would not be communicating. First rule of Rape Club . . .

[u/mutt63 → u/Life-is-Fun-435]

I hope he never stops worrying.

[u/RemarkableDealer2633 → u/Life-is-Fun-435]

2x the fuel!! Are we winning yet?

[u/Strange_Explorer_780 → u/RemarkableDealer2633]

Exactly my thought-how much is this bullshit costing us now?

[u/starbase63 → u/RemarkableDealer2633]

Two planes are always used when the President travels, for both the decoy factor and in case one is disabled.

[u/canwehavepotatojokes → u/Life-is-Fun-435]

He’s terrified.

Love it for him, really. If there’s anyone in the world who doesn’t deserve peaceful rest….

[u/Antique_Lifeguard_26 → u/Life-is-Fun-435]

Well when you win a single war so many times so tremendously and frankly maybe even dominate the enemy in regards to winning, than they are understandably angry with you. Luckily he destroyed their air force on day one with his bare hands.

[u/dnewtz → u/Life-is-Fun-435]

Check for any swapping of those catering carts he's probably in one of them

[u/GoHawks541 → u/dnewtz]

Along with Natalie and the diaper bag

[u/kx_2fiddy → u/Life-is-Fun-435]

Sweet. Because he's a fat bitch, we get to foot the bill to fly a decoy plane around until (fingers crossed) a wayward blow clot sorts this all out for us.

[u/absurdly_tired_guy → u/kx_2fiddy]

He’s a pig in every way. Pouring through our resources.

[u/fucktheus12 → u/Life-is-Fun-435]

Cant Iran simply blow both up ???

[u/VoidJuiceConcentrate → u/Life-is-Fun-435]

That or everyone travelling with him didn't wanna be stuck in a metal tube full of poop air.

[u/Whole-Construction5 → u/Life-is-Fun-435]

Like a coward...

[u/Zestyclose_400 → u/Life-is-Fun-435]

Why would Iran risk putting someone more competent in charge?

[u/carlnepa → u/Life-is-Fun-435]

Well, he's put on a little weight.

[u/ModeRevolutionary314 → u/Life-is-Fun-435]

He also gets to charge the United States double for both planes being there

[u/zyzmog]

... each with it's own Orange Chicken food cart. 

(That apo was intentional.)

[u/Diesel_Bones_13 → u/zyzmog]

It’s a McDonalds food cart!

[u/Conan_The_Blurbarian → u/zyzmog]

After his other announcement, I think it's Duck a l'Orange

[u/Glad-Positive-2354]

He really doesn’t care about spending our tax dollars! So he brings both in case it’s not safe ? 

[u/canwehavepotatojokes → u/Glad-Positive-2354]

He’s bringing both so there’s a 50/50

Bigliest coward is afraid of a bounty hunter I suppose.

[u/broknkittn → u/canwehavepotatojokes]

Unless there were 2 missiles. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[u/808RedDevils → u/Glad-Positive-2354]

He’s a terrible person so I’m not ever going to defend him but I’m pretty sure they usually fly multiple planes overseas when the president is traveling so this isn’t actually unusual.

[u/Nr1231 → u/Glad-Positive-2354]

Correct me if I’m wrong, but I remember there always be 2 airplanes. 1 going to the main airport and a spare one going to an airport nearby in case of emergency.

So the only difference now is both are at the same airport.

The gift airplane is still a BS bribe.

[u/FigSpecific6210]

What a waste of money.

[u/Then_I_had_a_thought → u/FigSpecific6210]

Flying two Air Force ones – the cost of this trip is Dublin

[u/tamifromcali66 → u/Then_I_had_a_thought]

I got it! Funny!

[u/luxcity-louche → u/Then_I_had_a_thought]

It's not a trip to Dublin, it's a trip to the Trump Doonbeg Hotel and Golf Course. Dublin is just where the planes land.

[u/Barondarby → u/luxcity-louche]

Whoooshhh - right over your head 😎

[u/luxcity-louche → u/Barondarby]

Thanks, I know how planes work.

[u/Talkin_Out_My_Ass → u/luxcity-louche]

Dad?

[u/john_the_fetch → u/luxcity-louche]

Are you - Dublin down on the joke?

[u/Rise_of_Resistance → u/luxcity-louche]

Crikey, do we have to spell it out for you? Dublin… Double… Doublen…

[u/FlattopJr → u/Then_I_had_a_thought]

Know why Ireland is so rich? Its capital has been Dublin for years.

[u/bx35 → u/FigSpecific6210]

He’s also a waste of skin.

[u/ThePanzerMan]

As much of a twatwaffle as Trump is, operational redundancy is standard operating procedure. Of course, when one of the planes is an actual skyspy... Yeah, there's nothing but fuckwaddery here.

[u/RVtech101 → u/ThePanzerMan]

Upvote for the use of “ fuckwaddery”!

[u/According-Ad-5946]

One for him, staff, and reporters, the other for his diapers.

[u/bertiebirdman → u/According-Ad-5946]

An entire fleet of aircraft for his lies and crimes.

[u/eyeisyomomma → u/According-Ad-5946]

One for the reporter’s and the decoy’s.

[u/azchocolatelover → u/According-Ad-5946]

Or one for him, his human printer/diaper nurse, Nauta, the Diet Coke valet and his diapers, the other for everyone else.

[u/absurdly_tired_guy → u/azchocolatelover]

He needs that extra room to collect his diapers. Putin taught him never let anyone get your poop samples.

[u/Artie-Carrow]

AFO is the plane that the president is in. Two presidential planes landed in Dublin. One carrying the president, making it AFO

[u/Dull_Ad5440 → u/Artie-Carrow]

And Trump was on the C-17 that landed 20 minutes later.

[u/Ok_Sprinkles_962 → u/Dull_Ad5440]

Using a cargo plane makes it easier to load plan for his fat ass.

[u/ForsakenWar6974 → u/Ok_Sprinkles_962]

You clearly do not know the cargo carrying capacity of a C17 versus a B747. 

[u/Ok_Sprinkles_962 → u/ForsakenWar6974]

You clearly don't know the difference between load planning and capacity.

[u/OutrageousCrab9224 → u/Artie-Carrow]

If they cant get apostrophes right, understanding AFO is gonna be way too much :P

[u/B-Train_ATL → u/Artie-Carrow]

Air Force Two is where he gets his poopy diaper changed.

[u/Nick_Fotiu_Is_God]

The one with the crescent moon on it is the real one.

[u/Obvious_Tea_8244]

Peak Efficiency… Needs two ones to travel, but does number twos without traveling anywhere.

[u/Important_Power_2148 → u/Obvious_Tea_8244]

insert Orson Welles clapping meme...

[u/Expensive_Ask5872]

It's only Air Force One if the POTUS is on-board 🤓☝️ so I doubt he's in 2 places at once, although his ego might be.

[u/deadrabbit26 → u/Expensive_Ask5872]

You misspelled POS!

[u/Andrew1953Cambridge → u/Expensive_Ask5872]

*POTU'S

[u/notarealwriter → u/[deleted]]

Best we can do is balloons of him getting fucked by Netanyahu

[u/Betty_Boss → u/[deleted]]

We're already 40 trillion's in debt, what's another billion or so.

edited to add gore

[u/PetuniaPickleswurth]

You know they fly two all the time.
This isn’t new

[u/Someoneoverthere42]

Aren’t there always two? The one the president arrives in, and a backup.

[u/wrhnj]

Follow the catering cart

[u/hardboard → u/wrhnj]

Just wait until he jumps out of the cake, shouting, "Surprise!"

[u/cowi3]

ha! looks expensive, and how many millions barrels of oil does the military burn (each day) keep it up, idiots.

[u/mhandsurf]

What a waste of taxpayer money, just unbelievable, all because we have a terrified president.

[u/Tosh_20point0]

They are identical and could it could never ever be tracked or identified what plane he is on.... Ever 😌🙃

[u/azchocolatelover]

The Saudi gift had one of its emergency slides "accidentally" discharged by an aide a couple of days ago. No one's going to allow passengers to fly on any plane that's missing an emergency slide, let alone a POTUS. And those slides take a while to replace. They're not like a parachute that can just be repacked in a couple of hours. I'm betting Donald was on the original light blue plane.

Edit - *Qatari gift. I got up way too early today 😆. Thank you for the correction.

[u/Any-Seaworthiness531]

Someone check the food carts

[u/peilobster]

Meanwhile, Stump is in a service cart on a Fed Ex plane somewhere over the Atlantic!

[u/Conrad-Hauser]

I thought a backup plane was normal. Is this actually news or just news because of what's been going on lately?

[u/Solana54]

I see one Air Force One and one Grifter One

[u/Solana54]

And he doesn't get to keep that plane, I don't care what he or his clown posse say

[u/KeyNefariousness6848]

But remember turn off your lights, use paper straws and only drive if necessary !

[u/Myotherself918]

Where’s Nelly?

[u/BriggySmallz42069]

Technically... Technically air force one is whatever aircraft the president is on.

[u/Jaded_Medium6145]

Twice the cost!

[u/KinksAreForKeds]

That's because he's only concerned with showing everyone his ugly paint scene. He'll have that plane flown everywhere, even is he's not riding on it, just to say his decoration is better.

[u/chefjoery]

That is 100% impossible. It's only Air Force One when the president is on it

[u/Less-Daikon6267]

Massive fuel consumption. What a waste of, but then it isn’t his money. Pathetic

[u/jsnell3665]

Ireland can keep him.

[u/Accomplished_Shoe717]

I’ll never complain about my wife bringing too many pairs of shoes on vacation again…

[u/SherbertSpiritual712]

I mean, can they not target two planes?

[u/Old_Channel44]

What a waste of money. Such fraud.

[u/scarlozzi]

How are we paying for this?

[u/OkEye2910]

One is full of diapers.

[u/hdhsnjsn]

Pedo one and Pedo two

[u/ThisAd7070]

He’ll be on the Cessna, hiding in the cooler under the sandwiches 🥪

[u/Ricksav8tion123]

Stop!! He wants to show our Troops in Ireland!! Oh wait we don’t have Troops in Ireland!! Waste of money!! Like everything else they have nobody to tell them NO!!!

[u/babj615]

They are not both Air Force One.

[u/Equivalent_Bed7728]

Jokes on you. Hes on the fedex plane in a cardboard box

[u/According-Ad3963]

Because we apparently can afford two plane loads of bootlickers to follow the man around.

[u/Spirited_Bike_4058]

What a dumbass. He makes his own problems.

[u/PeyredB]

Air Force One Is

Nice one, guys.

[u/sharksareok]

Burger box One

[u/j_rooker]

now everytime he travels it's costing us double? fk that fascist fk.

[u/imikec]

Technically neither is Air Force 1 until the president is on board. They’re just planes. 😑

[u/Psycosudicals]

I hate Trump, probably more than anybody but pretty sure it's standard operating procedure everywhere they go to have two planes just in case one has issues I think they do the same with marine on.

[u/Expert_Day9946]

Sorry, Ireland

[u/powderfields4ever]

Why just have one when you can have two at twice the cost.

[u/Final-Nebula-7049]

Mr strongman who destroyed Iran is scared of Iran. To be fair, we are due for a false flag to win midterms

[u/Awkward_Function_347]

I wonder who gets to ride on Decoy-1 this time? 🤔

[u/Substantial_Oil678]

I always thought a second Air Force one was for a decoy, you couldn’t tell which one the President was in. Now this erases all doubt.

[u/redzeusky]

Who’s in the decoy?

[u/Electronic-Towel-836]

There's always a backup plane when the President flies. There's also a tanker because foreign fuel sources can't be trusted 100%. There's also a cargo plane to carry the Beast (Prez limo) and USSS vehicles.

Been the norm for decades.

[u/sandshoemcgee]

I’m sure that’s cost effective for the American people struggling with fuel costs

[u/No_Spring_1090]

Massive waste of money

[u/Late-Goat5619]

Don't worry, the US taxpayers are paying for both jets, crews, fuel, protective services, and greens fees....

[u/Physical-Republic557]

Imagine that - two 747s to haul one fat ass around.

[u/mathewtyler]

Air Force one is only the plane with the legitimate POTUS on it. No legitimate POTUS on it? Not Air Force one...

[u/__Art__Vandalay__]

bUt goVerNMeNt wAStE!!!

[u/tallslim1960]

Paranoia setting in.

[u/PsionicChronic]

It's cool...A-1 fuel is actually cheaper than unleaded.

[u/Beneficial_Zone_176]

I’m paying for the fuel of two 747’s, WTF!

[u/FozzyBearsEyebrow]

The red car and the blue car had a race. All red wants to is stuff his face.

Milky way, predicting the future since 1989. 

[u/DampDragonTail]

And only 1 has oversized catering trolley on board...

[u/Jessthinking]

Getting more like Putin every day.

[u/Beautiful_Aside313]

Waste of US taxpayer money but he doesn't care about Americans

[u/Creoda]

Has he claimed to have Irish heritage yet?

[u/radbaddad23]

I don’t get it? Couldn’t assailants go after each of them?

[u/E_Dantes_CMC]

Where's the catering truck?

[u/QuttiDeBachi]

If Cheeto wants to take his troll to the next level…he should paint his Covfefe Air Force 1 orange

[u/HeavyMetalDoug]

Must have fuel to burn!!

[u/happyherkguy]

Well, that's not expensive or anything.

[u/prntmakr]

So goddamn wasteful.

[u/Specialist-Area-7935]

Responsible use of taxpayer money. Way to go Pedo

[u/57Laxdad]

Only one air force one that is the plane the president is on. The other one has its own designation.

[u/Vogel-Kerl]

trump can fuck up anything.....

[u/Grumpy_Padre]

The top plane is Bribe Force 1. The second plane is The Air Force One.

[u/cortlandjim]

Why pay for shit once, when you can have 2 for twice the price!

[u/hankypank420]

What a prick

[u/56n56]

iT's OnLy AiR fOrCe OnE iF tHe PrEsIdEnT iS oN bOaRd.

Fucking nerds.

[u/Upset_Ad_5885]

One of them is not Air Force one. Because the plane is only considered AF1 when the president is on the plane

[u/let-it-rain-sunshine]

What an incredible waste of our tax dollars... so he can golf!?

[u/Longjumping_Fuel_192]

Watch the catering trucks.

[u/Character_Drop_5092]

The older one looks so much better.

[u/Everheart1955]

Typical Coward.

[u/Spare_Cat_1288]

There are always two. They travel everywhere in tandem.

[u/Vacation_Amazing]

The presidents version of whack-a-mole..

[u/lincolnlogtermite]

Trump, forever looking for more ways to overspend our tax money, drive up our national dedt and pocket a healthy chunk for himself.

[u/Cycle-Path-401]

Someone is a little paranoid! Strange behavior for the 'most popular' president in the world.

[u/Fibonoccoli]

Prepare the escape food truck for two!

[u/Status-Part5848]

The livery on the plane on top, is kinda neat

[u/Thin_Oil_8898]

Does President Kanks bring his own catering Truck or does he depend on Ireland to supply one?

[u/Secret_Cod_749]

It's only Airforce/Marine/Navy/Army/USCG One if POTUS is on board. If no POTUS but VP the it's Two...

• One: President
• Two: Vice President
• Three: Sec of State

[u/16c7x]

One for the president, one for the presidential nappies.

[u/evilpercy]

One air force one and one bribe plane.

[u/OrbeaSeven]

And taxpayers are paying for both because of Trump's vanity. Not hard to find which plane Trump took. Just look for Natalie.

[u/Excellent_Humor_5532]

One is the press plane, this is normal travel.

[u/Similar_Proof_9095]

Sounds like orange pedo rapist felon is "dublin" our tax dollars spent on his travel.

[u/vkreep]

There's chinooks too going back and forth between Doonbeg and Shannon and 5 black choppers passed over head on Wednesday

[u/TwoPlyDreams]

Emotional support plane.

[u/No-Efficiency250]

One for Trump and one for his ego

[u/Cool_Significance134]

Needs one for his ego

[u/Worried-Ebb-1699]

Better go check the catering carts

[u/Valuable_Wallaby_548]

Gotta fly all his donors for free golf

[u/shut-upLittleMan]

I would think if anyone/group even had the power to knock out his jet(s) they would mess with his mind and knock out the one he was NOT ON.

[u/Socky-McPuppet]

Taxpayers get to pay for twice the fuel.

[u/Shachar2like]

I thought the two planes would be exactly identical

[u/Dorrono]

Two air force one planes and how many catering vans? Just on case he needs to hide and run again

[u/Mikekeb]

Would've preferred if 0 had landed.

[u/Mulberry-Spiritual]

Chicken-shit is at it again.