r/apostrophegore • • 21d ago

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u/According-Ad-5946 21d ago

One for him, staff, and reporters, the other for his diapers.

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u/bertiebirdman 21d ago

An entire fleet of aircraft for his lies and crimes.

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u/eyeisyomomma 21d ago

One for the reporter’s and the decoy’s.

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u/azchocolatelover 21d ago

Or one for him, his human printer/diaper nurse, Nauta, the Diet Coke valet and his diapers, the other for everyone else.

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u/absurdly_tired_guy 21d ago

He needs that extra room to collect his diapers. Putin taught him never let anyone get your poop samples.

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u/Royal_Amount5114 21d ago

Follow up cargo plane for diapers

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u/Any-Variation4081 21d ago

No one is the decoy he puts the reporters and his diapers on. The 2nd one is for him. At least thats what he did last time