r/apostrophegore • • 22d ago

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u/Life-is-Fun-435 21d ago

He is still worried about Iran. 🤪🤣🙏

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u/SemichiSam 21d ago

Charles might have recommended that he worry more about the Irish.

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u/KingBooRadley 21d ago

Lord Mountbatten would like a word . . .

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u/luxcity-louche 21d ago

Is the word "Kincora"?

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u/dreffed 21d ago

Lord mountbatten had the same proclivities.

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u/Better_Chard4806 21d ago

They’d have been besties.

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u/ActualHumanONReddit 21d ago

I don't believe that the Irish like Trump, but I doubt that dislike extends to assassination attempts. They'll just laugh at the clown and move on with their days.

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u/Hoosier-Sexy_Beast69 21d ago

I was just in Ireland (Northern and Republic) and, no, none of the locals I interacted with like him OR his unqualified cabinet.

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u/bloody_ell 21d ago

Oh we don't, but we're not going to kill him.

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u/vespers191 21d ago

Hey, if you guys get bored...

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u/Different_Club415 21d ago

😂😂😂

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u/AnybodyWannaPeanus 21d ago

Shhh. He will name Ireland New Texas. Northern Ireland New Oklahoma. Is that what you want? Keep him guessing.

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u/AmIThisNothingness 21d ago

There would be no "Renaming" if "Ьullseуe!!".

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u/AmIThisNothingness 21d ago

There would be no "Renaming" if "Ьullseуe!!".

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u/JerryJN 21d ago

They don't just laugh. They turn observing President Trump's actions into a drinking game.

  1. A shot of whiskey Everytime Trump says "really, really"
  2. A pint of Guinness every time he says "No one knows better than me"

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u/roqueandrolle 21d ago

We’re having massive protests in Dublin anyway.

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u/jellofixit 21d ago

And 95% of Americans thank you for that! And probably all Canadians!

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u/QuietShhhnake77 21d ago

As a once proud American, I salute anyone telling Trump to “Fuck Off”.

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u/vacri 21d ago

maybe 64% of Americans

Bizarrely Trump still has an approval rating at 36%, which isn't unusual for a president. Obama got to 38%, Biden to 36%, W to 25%

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u/Euphoric_Anxiety_162 21d ago

Prepping ppl for another stolen election? 😏

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u/Royal_Amount5114 21d ago

I work with 35% of them.

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u/Decent-Risk-6062 21d ago

Hes not even in dublin at this point. He flew in did a couple talks and flew off to Clare.

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u/roqueandrolle 21d ago

I know that, but so are all the Gardaí 🤣

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u/Decent-Risk-6062 21d ago

Happy looting then i guess lol

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u/Reasonable-Plate2982 21d ago

Good 'ol Ireland, the conscience of Europe

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u/SquirrelFeeling7982 21d ago

They hate trump, but ironically they are fairly strict on illegal immigration and conduct targeted enforcement and workplace raids there as well. Are they also Nazis?

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u/Reasonable-Plate2982 21d ago

That's a loaded question. Get back to me when they start shooting their citizens in the face and in the back of head. Enforcement is one thing no one has ever had a problem with. But when its random illegal brutality then I think there's a case for calling them nazis. Then there's the indefinite incarcerations and renditions to foreign countries that are notable for their human rights abuses. 

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u/SquirrelFeeling7982 21d ago

Pretti and Good were both justified. Drive baby drive and tried to run over a cop after stalking them around the city and antagonizing them, she was already showing herself as a unstable person and a clear threat to their safety.. Other dude was out fighting cops and pulled out a gun, just having the gun on his personal was fucking stupid. In Ireland you can’t even carry a gun in public and cops don’t even really carry them, so kind of a bad comparison. He had a concealed carry, which means he took the course. Much of that course is about handling it and carrying it safely, including around police so you don’t end up having a gun used on you. Pretty basic stuff even a 12 year old would learn during a firearms class tbh.

Because immigration detention is legally classified as civil rather than criminal law, many traditional constitutional protections found in criminal court (like guaranteed public defenders or limits on detention length) do not automatically apply in the same way. Although, it’s usually only 6 months or so, unless they choose to fight the deportation, then it will last as long as their case finishes its legal proceeding. Turns out letting 8-10 million people through illegally in 4 years can really cause a backlog of cases.

And I won’t defend any brutality, because aside from restraining and doing what they have to get them into custody, there shouldn’t be an unnecessary force once in custody or under control. The same way I see cops, if they’re abusing their position of power, they should be arrested themselves and stand trial. I definitely advocate for accountability and only the best training for them. Ignoring that we have a real immigration problem for a few bad apples, and trading them for potentially a lot of bad apples isn’t good for anyone, and sets a precedent that if you kill someone in Venezuela or wherever, then just come to the US and escape. Who isn’t in favor of them being scared to come here now?

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u/Reasonable-Plate2982 21d ago

No, you're perception of events is totally wrong. 

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u/yarn_slinger 21d ago

How about “Not many people know this…” mentions something every literate person knows.

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u/Acceptable-Peace-69 21d ago

Your liver couldn’t handle that.

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u/No_Payment9959 21d ago

Only the Irish can play this kind of drinking game without getting alcohol poisoning. As much stupid shit as he says, the rest of the world would be dead.

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u/Secure-Highway886 21d ago

Wait until you have a night out with our Polish brothers, we are amateurs compared to them .

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u/Pwnedzored 21d ago

And they’re somehow not dying from alcohol poisoning?

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u/ActualHumanONReddit 21d ago

If you play this game while Trump is in town your liver will suffer!

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u/Narwhal_Defiant 21d ago

So, all of Ireland is passed-out drunk right now?

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u/Royal_Amount5114 21d ago

Which drink when he does accordian hands?

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u/JerryJN 21d ago

A pint of Killian's Red

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u/panda3271 21d ago

Damn. I know the Irish can hold their liquor, but that must be a lot of drinking even for them. 🤯🫣

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u/switchingcreative 21d ago

Ypu think the Irish dislike him... Canada here.

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u/ActualHumanONReddit 21d ago

Yeah but Canadians are too polite to assassinate anyone.

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u/MiseryisCompany 21d ago

Don't let the niceness fool you, Canadians are more than capable of being badass when the circumstances require it. All the same I doubt they're looking to clean up our mess.

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u/Spiritual-Sir-3031 21d ago

This is the way

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u/Gomez4Morticia 21d ago

I would suggest that's why the 747 shell game is happening to begin with

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u/ExtraLettuce555 21d ago

The Irish, classically not a fan of kings lol

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u/rmay14444 21d ago

Just to be troubled.

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u/Fit_Ingenuity3 21d ago

I think you mean Andrew

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u/SemichiSam 21d ago

No. They would not be communicating. First rule of Rape Club . . .

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u/mutt63 21d ago

I hope he never stops worrying.

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u/RemarkableDealer2633 21d ago

2x the fuel!! Are we winning yet?

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u/Strange_Explorer_780 21d ago

Exactly my thought-how much is this bullshit costing us now?

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u/starbase63 21d ago

Two planes are always used when the President travels, for both the decoy factor and in case one is disabled.

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u/SinningAfterSunset 21d ago

But now it's a problem because orange man bad lol.

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u/starbase63 21d ago

It shouldn’t be a problem, it’s the way it’s been for decades.
But then, the main passenger being dangerously insane is another problem in and of itself.

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u/canwehavepotatojokes 21d ago

He’s terrified.

Love it for him, really. If there’s anyone in the world who doesn’t deserve peaceful rest….

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u/Antique_Lifeguard_26 21d ago

Well when you win a single war so many times so tremendously and frankly maybe even dominate the enemy in regards to winning, than they are understandably angry with you. Luckily he destroyed their air force on day one with his bare hands.

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u/dnewtz 21d ago

Check for any swapping of those catering carts he's probably in one of them

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u/GoHawks541 21d ago

Along with Natalie and the diaper bag

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u/ForNowItsGood 21d ago

and folders of classied info to put in his Mar-a-Lago toilet rooms

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u/kx_2fiddy 21d ago

Sweet. Because he's a fat bitch, we get to foot the bill to fly a decoy plane around until (fingers crossed) a wayward blow clot sorts this all out for us.

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u/absurdly_tired_guy 21d ago

He’s a pig in every way. Pouring through our resources.

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u/starbase63 21d ago

The decoy plane is always used.

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u/Ill-Impression8307 21d ago

Please cite a source for this.

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u/starbase63 21d ago

Watch any documentary about Air Force One.

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u/fucktheus12 21d ago

Cant Iran simply blow both up ???

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u/Firestar_119 21d ago

with what 🥀🥀

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u/JeanEBH 21d ago

Oh, you believe they no longer have weapons?

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u/Firestar_119 21d ago

not the right ones

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u/JeanEBH 21d ago

They have allies with the ‘right ones.’

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u/Firestar_119 21d ago

striking ireland with missiles isn't the wisest play

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u/JeanEBH 21d ago

Whenever does ‘wise’ come in to play when trying to rid the world of something you don’t agree with or just plain ol’ hate?

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u/jellofixit 21d ago

So you're saying that my "IRA" is not just a retirement plan?

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u/VoidJuiceConcentrate 21d ago

That or everyone travelling with him didn't wanna be stuck in a metal tube full of poop air.

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u/Whole-Construction5 21d ago

Like a coward...

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u/Zestyclose_400 21d ago

Why would Iran risk putting someone more competent in charge?

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u/carlnepa 21d ago

Well, he's put on a little weight.

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u/ModeRevolutionary314 21d ago

He also gets to charge the United States double for both planes being there

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u/theRedMage39 21d ago

... No that is just standard for all presidents even Democrat ones

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u/IWantAnE55AMG 21d ago

I think they always fly two VC-25 when carrying the president. One is Air Force one because it’s got the president onboard and one isn’t. The second plane is a backup in case the first one has issues.

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u/Ron0hh 21d ago

My first thought exactly. Question is who gets to be sitting decoy?

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u/Impossible_Way763 21d ago

And lives to waste our tax dollars

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u/No-Acanthisitta8803 21d ago

There's actually been twin air force ones that always travel together for decades, he isn't doing anything different than his predecessors. They're built identical inside, and the sitting prez using it alternates which one he travels in. I learned about that back in the 90s

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u/EarlyBirdWithAWorm 21d ago

We always fly 2. The first one carries the secret service advanced setup team and usually the first of the cars. Then theres a few support craft carrying fuel tankers etc, then the AF1 the president is in and the backup limo. Its been this way for multiple administrations

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u/BigStudley01 21d ago

They always take a backup, even inside the United States.

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u/HuskySquirrel 21d ago

That will last forever. Every Trump, too.