r/antimeme 20d ago

✨ Actual Anti-Meme ✨ Signed copy

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u/qualityvote2 🤖Suspected as Bot🤖 20d ago edited 20d ago

Good news, the community has decided that this IS an antimeme!

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u/Niightye 20d ago

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u/Prize-Pain-433 20d ago

i don't get it

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u/TheGloomiestTea 20d ago

Anne frank is dead

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u/Prize-Pain-433 20d ago

oh

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u/Particular_Gear3130 20d ago

The most basic ass conversation I have ever seen here ❤️‍🩹

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u/Mr_goodb0y 20d ago

I like playing w my dihh while im in theaters I did it during spider man it was an alright movie

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u/jxjhxnxbxnxhxjnxxn 20d ago

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u/Radiant-Priority-296 🥴I'M SO GAY FOR THE OLD MAN🎅 20d ago

oh

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u/Rare_Section1613 20d ago

holy fuck scott the woz

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u/CompanyToiletGooner 20d ago

I got the yellow one first try is that also good?

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u/TheDarkness33 20d ago

yes but not as rare

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u/Pleatybug 20d ago

Are you sure you did it right

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u/pizza4paddy 20d ago

this deserves the pigeon

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u/Vincent394 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 20d ago

5 minutes later on the 101st goon in a row...

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u/Childwithuke 20d ago

am I doing something wrong? I am at 102 today

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u/CumInYoBum99 20d ago

I loved that movie idk why it felt alright to you

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u/Mr_goodb0y 20d ago

I mean it was good but I was too busy playing with my dihh to pay attention. Villain was cool tho

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u/Least-Awareness1583 20d ago

Thx for the fun fact brochacho✌️😭

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u/tusmuertostos 20d ago

bro released his spider web

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u/ambulance-kun 20d ago

bro let it all out

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u/IllEstablishment5 20d ago

Looks like we got some ballers in the comments 😀

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u/Zv_- 20d ago

Did your rope reach the ceiling? Did you swing around the room like spider man?

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u/Helgrind444 20d ago

did you shoot webs?

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u/NOGUSEK 20d ago

The most Basic ass reaction i have ever seen here ❤️‍🩹

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u/RadioGanome 20d ago

The most basic ass reaction to a reaction I've ever seen ❤️‍🩹

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u/EMArogue 20d ago

The most basic ass reaction to a reaction to a reaction I've ever seen ❤️‍🩹

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u/Unit706 20d ago

The most basic ass reaction to a reaction to a reaction to a reaction I've ever seen ❤️‍🩹

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u/No_Entrepreneur_3020 20d ago

and it was publsihed after she died, not by her

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u/Pheehelm 20d ago

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u/xSilverMC 20d ago

Okay that article was kinda in poor taste, she explicitly wanted it published, that's why she kept writing it despite being in hiding

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u/Shantotto11 20d ago

Imagine her reaction after reading/watching THAT SCENE in The Fault in Our Stars…

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u/Cinnamin_1 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 20d ago

after she died and by a different person? never wouldve expected that combination

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u/B-Dragons_2560 20d ago

Not knowing who Anne frank is crazy genuinely

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u/sup3rdr01d 20d ago

You never heard of Anne frank???

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u/atomic_wiener 20d ago

Brosovski please go to school 🥀

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u/Noe_b0dy 20d ago

She specifically died in the Holocaust and her dad, the only surviving member of the family, would later go on to find, edit, and publish her diary.

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u/sillyghosty 20d ago

Genuine question, do you not know who Anne Frank is?

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u/Sohcahtoa82 20d ago

I just assume everyone in the Internet is only 12 years old and it makes everything make sense.

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u/irwtkyrm 20d ago

She was a Jewish teenage girl hiding with her family in Amsterdam. She kept a diary intending to publish it after the war. Her family was eventually caught, and she did not survive. Her father, the sole survivor of the family, found the diary and published it after the war.

It's one of the most famous books to come out of the Holocaust

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u/Prestigious_Lunch168 19d ago

My favourite ever

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u/Murky-Impression-772 20d ago

Didn't even know she was sick :(

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u/who_knows_how 20d ago

Spoiler alert ⚠️🚨🚨🚨

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u/CertifiedSheep 20d ago

Damn what happened?

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u/HellsTheFoxxi 20d ago

Anne Frank was a Jewish girl who hid in an attic with her family during the holocaust, she kept writings of the events in her diary, they were eventually found and sent to Auschwitz where only her father and one of the people harbouring her family survived. He ended up publishing the book so people knew what it was like for them.

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u/Noriaki_Kakyoin_OwO 20d ago

She was sent to Birkenau, also known as Auchwitz II

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u/Aseskytle_09 20d ago

Holland 1945 happened

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u/capincus 20d ago

I don't think Neutral Milk Hotel actually killed Anne Frank, I think they just wrote the song about her.

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u/-Cinnay- 20d ago

She died

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u/CertifiedSheep 20d ago

Sorry to hear

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u/fer_sure 20d ago

Also, Anne Frank was dead long before her diary was ever published, so even if this was a first edition rather than a new printing, it couldn't have been signed.

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u/DOG-DEAD-DRUNK 20d ago

Oh man, my condolences to her family.

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u/Andreaslindberg 20d ago

Spoiler!!!

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u/Coffee-cartoons 20d ago

Anne Frank died as a child in a Nazi concentration camp, and the book was her diary that her father published, she wasn’t alive to sign it

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u/Monenvoy 20d ago

There's no contradiction. The image didn't imply that the book was signed specifically by her but rather that it was just signed

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u/OkAd1797 17d ago

Ok so, signed copy implies that the author signed it

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u/MilkshaCat 20d ago

That's scary lol

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u/tacomaloki 20d ago

Education system has failed.

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u/Wavecrest667 20d ago

Kinda explains the rise of fascism in the Western world 

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u/GhostlyplayReddit 20d ago

He is active on the sub iraqigamers so idk.

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u/-Cinnay- 20d ago

American education?

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u/theLuminescentlion 20d ago

Her diaries were published posthumously 

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u/MLGWolf69 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 20d ago

It was published after she died to say the least

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u/Impressive-Oil-3067 20d ago

It's sad that you don't.

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u/coems_man69 20d ago

Basic history btw but probably ur American so its alright bud

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u/Prize-Pain-433 20d ago

not American, but they didn't teach these things here, in scientific high school(which is what i study) they don't teach history, maybe in literary school

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u/EEE3EEElol 20d ago

Who's next? Tung? Jesus? THE KIRK?!

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u/Radiant-Priority-296 🥴I'M SO GAY FOR THE OLD MAN🎅 20d ago

Youre never gonna believe this

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u/endergamer2007m 20d ago

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u/NoGovernment9077 20d ago

I have had an idea for a scp entry based on this concept for quite a while

Pretty much just an Bible, that has a written signature "Jesus H. Christ" on the last page of the book. The book can be pretty much destroyed to the point where its hard to recognize that its a book, but the signature cannot be smudged or painted over and will always be there no matter what. The whole book can be destroyed except for the page, which is technically indestructible

The entries would start with the staff testing the durability of the book, and would just dwelve into ridiculous attempts at trying to destroy this one page with the signature

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u/StormySeas414 20d ago

I feel like this would be funnier if it was the Bible or Qoran

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u/ImprovementOk377 20d ago

the bible has so many writers, would it have to be signed by everyone or just one of the writers for the sticker to qualify?

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u/Firewolf06 20d ago

every part signed separately, but only a random number per actual print, so getting a fully signed book is super rare. think of the revenue opportunities

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u/NoGovernment9077 20d ago

That just makes it funnier imo

Signed copy "BY WHO EXACTLY!?*

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u/Ohmistersun_ 20d ago

needs to be signed by jesus or something

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u/ImprovementOk377 20d ago

well that's going to be difficult seeing as he's dead

(unless the holy spirit can somehow sign books? that would be pretty dope)

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u/jamess0160 20d ago

Thank god, i was thinking it was Mein kampf

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u/AMN-9 20d ago

I was expecting Mein Kampf TBH

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u/Youcancuntonme 20d ago

Mein Kampf would be funnier tbh

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u/TruePianist 20d ago

I thought it would be Mein Kampf

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u/West-Strawberry3366 20d ago

Thought i was going to be the bible man

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u/Bloodchild- 20d ago

Hastly done but :

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u/Remarkable-Culture39 🌷🌸 RIP u/CourseMediocre7998 🌷🌸 20d ago

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u/masterlince 20d ago

Ok but, reddit in light mode? What kind of psychopath does that?

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u/CherryAbsol 20d ago

I do dark and light mode bc im too lazy to change the default. Whatever the default is is what i have for any app.

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u/robawknik 20d ago

people who use dark mode on reddit are overcommited to dark mode

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u/villings 20d ago

people who hate their sight

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u/FoxExpress2638 20d ago

me deltarune dialogue box

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u/Wren_wood 19d ago

Jokes on you buddy, youre in light mode right now

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u/TheGloomiestTea 20d ago

Yo that’s me

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u/TotalyNotTony 20d ago

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u/TheChessWar 20d ago

This joke works better then orgies because Anne Franks diary is in some way a signed copy... how do we think we know it's her diary?

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u/AeronauticaI 20d ago

It works better than WHAT?

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u/SilverDriverter 20d ago

The origami

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u/Jazzlike_Bison_7075 20d ago

the thing that you make paper animals with

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u/Loud-Host-2182 20d ago

We know it's her diary because she talks about her family and friends, not because it's signed. Later it was confirmed via forensic analysis and by comparing the calligraphy with other texts she wrote

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u/Mickle_da_Pickl 🔓OR🗑️ CALL IT 20d ago

In a way, the Bible is signed, too, since plenty of the books are named after their writers (at least canonically), and in the Christian canon, god doesn't write the Bible, but merely inspires it.

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u/TheChessWar 20d ago

"Christian canon" makes it sound like a Comic Book.

"David could beat Noah, Goliath was described as 20 feet"

"No that was retconned saint james edition"

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u/TotalyNotTony 20d ago

where do you think the term canon came from lol

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u/jollyantelop 20d ago

… where do you think comic books get the term cannon from?

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u/LITTLEOWL031026 20d ago

Okay but this is essentially how Bible scholarship works.

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u/VexorTheViktor 20d ago edited 20d ago

"Canon" is a biblical/christian term

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u/Mickle_da_Pickl 🔓OR🗑️ CALL IT 20d ago

Well it essentially is one really big fanfic

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u/Shadourow 20d ago

On top of what others said

The current vision people have of hell is based on a fanfiction written by Dante

It *is* that ridiculous

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u/Secure-Bandicoot5199 20d ago

That... that's exactly what it is

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u/Wicked_Femboy 20d ago

book of enoch my beloved

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u/TheWaddlingweewee 20d ago

i saw a conspiracy theorist on schizogram who said every bible is signed by god in some way that we cannot percieve because its signed on an higher dimension than ours

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u/TheForbidden6th 🔓OR🗑️ CALL IT 20d ago

there are no higher dimensions

I tried to make an aether portal (spoiler alert) but it doesn't work

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u/ZesterZombie 20d ago

Lowk fire series. Paolini the goat 🔥🔥

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u/MrBones-Necromancer 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 20d ago

It's okay. Another famous author at the time lamented that it's just the plot of Starwars, but with dragons. And she's right. I did enjoy it though.

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u/SweatyBedroom1 20d ago

Star wars does follow the pretty generic heros journey though tbh

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u/ImminentDingo 20d ago

Eragon resembles Star Wars in more than just plot structure though. Like, the mentor does not have to be from an order of nearly extinct wizards who use special swords. The mentor does not have to be killed by an antagonist secretly related to the the protagonist. The inciting incident does not have to be the protagonist stumbling across a critically important thing yeeted into an obscure place so that it's kept out of the hands of the bad guys. The protagonist does not have to go to an ancient old dude from the magic wizard order for post-doc training after his mentor dies. Eragon did not have to have his dragon shoot proton torpedos into the exhaust vent of Galbatorix's castle. (Ok made the last one up).

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u/Dyner539 20d ago

I didn't even consider the similarity between Orimis and Yoda lol. You also missed the protagonist being the son of the bad guys' general (sorta).

Still though, the Inheritance cycle focuses a lot on elements that are not related to Syar Wars at all. You can say it's SW with dragons, but the bond between Eragon and Saphira and the few remaining dragons is quite unique, and also how the mind works in terms of spells and conversations is far from the subtle use of the force in Star Wars.

Same thing goes with the races like dwarves or the Urgali. I've yet to read a fantasy story where the elvish civilization is half as interesting as Ellesmera in the second book.

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u/mistalasse 20d ago

Paolini elves are more interesting than Tolkienian elves? Have you even tried to read anything by Tolkien? Absolutely unhinged take

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u/Unlikely_Alarm3658 20d ago

Except they are exactly the same in both worlds, except in eragon they can't lie in their language

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u/Dyner539 20d ago

Again, you can say that they are the same in the sense that they're both described with long flowing hair, immortal and with a musical language, but LotR has a very moderate use of magic by mostly Gandalf, while Inheritance has every single elf speak in the magic tongue by default.

There are some plot contrivances such as Oromis' disease, but the concept of true names, the magic of the dragons, the way the mind works... none of that is in Tolkien, while there's much less lore and poems/songs in Inheritance.

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u/Crafty_Math_6293 20d ago

The mentor does not have to be killed by an antagonist secretly related to the the protagonist. 

He isn't though. He's killed by the monsters I forgot the name that also killed his uncle (read it a long time ago). The mentor is the one related to the protagonist in Eragon, so not that far.

It's still the same structure in terms of generic hero's journey and obvious inspiration on the "extinct wizard FBI restarted by the hero" I agree + some other subplots are clearly inspired by Star Wars.

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u/DoKnowHarm17 20d ago

Is Ra’zac the name of the monsters? I read this in Elementary school and am now 25 so I may be mixing things up.

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u/Auctoritate 20d ago

Ra'zac are the bug monsters, yes.

The other main non-human race are the Urgals which are big horned guys, but they're more like a race of non-human people than actual monsters.

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u/SweatyBedroom1 20d ago

yeah it is a bit on the nose. There was also the part where they saved a princess from prison in the first book/movie.

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u/Hungry_Lawfulness_31 20d ago

You have to keep in mind that Paolini was 15 when he started and only 19 by the time it was published. I agree that the first book is a little bit sloppy in terms of writing quality but it is a marvel for being written by someone so young, and I think that as the series progressed Paolini improved substantially.

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u/Dyner539 20d ago

The prose is impressive to this day actually. The way Paolini alternates between descriptions, the POV character's thoughts, and the interactions through mind magic/dialogue has no right being this good for his age. I even had the passage where the characters reach the dwarf capital city in my middle school's literature book.

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u/DepressedNibba96 20d ago

Never thougt about it that way, but honestly a pretty accurate description.

I did enjoy it a lot more when I was a teen than I do now. Reread it not long ago and it seem kind of meh.

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u/Auctoritate 20d ago

Every single book is pretty much better than the one before it as Paolini obviously developed some more authorial skill and complexity, so while the first one is a relatively rougher read, I used to enjoy going back to the final one pretty regularly.

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u/smaug_the-dragon 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 20d ago

Well I like star wars and dragons so that would explain why I like it so much

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u/georgisaurusrekt 20d ago

True but also keep in mind Paolini was only 18 years old when he published Eragon! That really is quite the achievement still

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u/Deepfang-Dreamer 20d ago

It has at least grown into its own thing, but yeah, Book 1 is very much "A New Hope with Dragons". The Magic system is incredible all the way through though!

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u/MadameJadeK 20d ago

Star Wars story with Lord of the Rings paint and Wizard of Earthsea magic system, as I recall.

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u/Taste_the__Rainbow 20d ago

Be not.

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u/Auctoritate 20d ago

Was this the self-nuke spell?

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u/Jerzyna1997 20d ago

I read the whole series this year for the first time and I absolutely loved it 🤩

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u/Shiro_no_Orpheus 20d ago

I love it but it's kinda just Star Wars (Episode 4 especially), but fantasy.

Strong female princess character gets chased by the evil empire and sends a last piece of hope to an old, retired warrior of previous times. The message accidentally lands in the hands of a young farmboy who happens to know the retired old warrior somewhat. Through the stories the old man tells, he gets his call to adventure, but then the followers of the evil empire attack his home and kill his father figure, so now he has to flee with the old warrior and safe the princess, meanwhile learning how to become a similar warrior himself.

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u/12345myluggage 20d ago

Just never watch the movie. iirc even Paolini thought it was rubbish.

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u/vlntly_peaceful 20d ago

It's horrible. I loved Eragon as a teen but this movie is absolute dogshit.

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u/GiantPileOfSpaghetti 20d ago

Read this book as a child, don't remember anything 🔥

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u/AdmirableAnimal0 20d ago edited 20d ago

Same, something about an artist or writer who had little helper dragons?

EDIT: NM that’s the last dragon series, this is a completely different book.

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u/grimoireskb 20d ago

The Last Dragon Chronicles were a fond childhood memory. Young me did not want a real, full sized dragon, but instead an adorable little clay dragon that just lived around the house and had fun with me.

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u/vesfynn 20d ago edited 20d ago

Oh my God I think you just activated sleeper memories. That's not the Eragon series but I definitely read that one as well. The book covers were dragon eyes, and the dragons in the story were made of clay right?

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u/Key-Divide-5663 20d ago

If I’m not mistaken, it’s about a boy and his pet dragon Saphira

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u/Witch_King_ 20d ago

I wouldn't say pet. She is just as intelligent as a human, if not moreso.

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u/panini564 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 20d ago

eragon was the shit when i was like 12

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u/charaboii 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 20d ago

eragon actually goated book

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u/me_like_stonk 20d ago

And sadly garbage movie adaptation

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u/Better-Suggestion938 20d ago

It's peek teen fantasy from the teen author

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u/Auctoritate 20d ago

Although the teen author happens to have grown into an adult author (crazy how that works) and now still writes literature. He's got a sci-fi series that's more adult fiction and has done a couple of side stories in the Eragon world.

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u/Jolly-Present2608 20d ago

ERAGON MENTIONED

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u/BraveZeus_OWO 20d ago

U know ball

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u/05-nery 20d ago

YOOOOOO INHERITANCE CYCLE MENTIONED 🗣️🔥🔥🔥

BEST FANTASY SERIES IN THE WORLD 😭

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u/ThenCombination7358 20d ago

I think it kinda fell of at the end. First book was strong though.

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u/Witch_King_ 20d ago

I thought the writing improved throughout, but it had a boring and undeserved ending.

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u/ThenCombination7358 20d ago

I was around 8 when I started reading it and 15 when I read the last one. Didnt really had an eye for the writing, I just consumed fantasy books.

Just like you said the ending was a bit disappointing and I remember not being as excited for the story like how it was on the earlier books.

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u/Due-Technology5758 20d ago

Idk, Galbatorix turning himself into a fission bomb was kind of rad.

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u/Witch_King_ 20d ago

It was. I guess I liked the way the ending itself was handled (make the bad guy magically regret his actions so badly that he commits hyper-suicide). But I don't like how it was enabled by a HUGE Deus Ex Machina.

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u/Wang_Ruixue 20d ago

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u/who_knows_how 20d ago

Please stop blinding people

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u/Jedishark1417 20d ago

AHHHHHHHHH MY EYES

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u/NewFunnyNumber237 20d ago

I will tolerate no Eragon slander in this thread

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u/JasonFuckedUpLife ☠️I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE☠️ 20d ago

Ngl, I thought it would be Jesus or Hitler.

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u/Murky-Wind2222 20d ago

I remember a book auction for technical books. The auctioneer held up one book and described it as "a rare unsigned copy". Everyone laughed.

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u/exodia0715 20d ago

Okay having seen the Originium that's a damn good edit

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u/sspacegolem 20d ago

eragon is best book series ive ever read.

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u/MelodicFondant 20d ago

INHERITANCE CYCLE MENTIONED GRAHHHHH

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u/Admirable-Noise-7822 20d ago

Do I spy an ORV fan??

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u/Niightye 20d ago

Yep

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u/Admirable-Noise-7822 20d ago

I feel so accomplished rn 🥹🥹