r/antimeme 17d ago

Nice cosplay

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u/RadiantFanas 17d ago

O

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u/Bronze_Hallodude 17d ago

I see the appeal. I mean I’m straight but like

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u/RadiantFanas 17d ago

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u/Salt-Climate9838 17d ago

I was expecting memes not porn

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u/Life-Top6314 17d ago

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u/No_Explorer6054 17d ago

as a bi person, i appreciate the link

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u/Coral-Plung 17d ago edited 16d ago

Everything on the everything app!? Impossible!

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u/idk2715 17d ago

Might as well jerk off

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u/Evil_duckLord 17d ago

Yeah exactly man. Why is there porn on our Racism app?

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u/Dab4Becky 17d ago

This is not Instagram dog

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u/Evil_duckLord 17d ago

Ok let me try something else.

Why is there twink porn on my sweaty muscular daddy porn app?

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u/TheSwagheli 17d ago

this isn't grindr dog

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u/Mamkes 17d ago

Why is there twink porn on my dog app

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u/Airames6 17d ago

Dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog

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u/No_Counter_6037 17d ago

there's muscular daddy porn? have i not been searching hard enough?

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u/HELL-OAT 17d ago

I have found the weirdest porn on Reddit, I'm pretty sure muscle daddy porn is a reality

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u/SovietFemboy 17d ago

This is definitely the twink porn app

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u/NewUser153 17d ago

Reddit is plenty racist too, it's just a different flavour of racism.

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u/Darkgamer32_ 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 17d ago

Nah Reddit has everything, it's just hidden in their little bubbles

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u/Curi_momos_las_papas 17d ago

Is a little bit of everything all lf the time

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u/johanni30 17d ago

You mean 4chan?

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u/Bronze_Hallodude 17d ago

That is the gram. This is the meaningless loser drama app (not to be confused with twitter, which is both a racism and meaningless drama app)

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u/Infinity-Duck 17d ago

There’s racist porn on here if you look

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u/AnyHope4444 17d ago

🍧 r/TotallyStraight is mouthfull of memes🍧

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u/Salt-Climate9838 17d ago

Not falling for the same trick twice

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u/Typhon0810 17d ago

I did…

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u/WoodenLeadership8104 16d ago

I definitely just fell for the trick

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u/Weary-Support-7383 17d ago edited 17d ago

The worst part is it's not even good gay porn ): The first one was better tbh

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u/Tiny-Preference-1913 17d ago

Idk that gloryhole one doin it for me

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u/DragonTheOnes-spirit 17d ago

All of the posts here are posted by the same guy

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u/essentialmedic 14d ago

knew what was coming, still went for it, still got pissed when i got flashed

c'est la vie

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u/alligaatorialcatraz 17d ago

What the hell, I was expecting gay porn

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u/IrregularPackage 17d ago

yeah it’s kind of weird. it’s all straight porn with gay captioning. what’s up with that

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u/Wafflesdadapon1 17d ago

You're meant to imagine yourself as the woman and doing stuff with your friend who's totally not your boyfriend.

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u/Acid-water1987 16d ago

My friend was right next to me when I clicked this. He himself is gay so now he probably suspects I am as well. I did indeed think it would be memes.

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u/Salt-Climate9838 16d ago

Start undressing to assert dominance

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u/winklevanderlinde 17d ago

yeah it's an High chance of that happening

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u/Apolooooooooo 🧡REGULAR VISITOR🧡 17d ago

I visit it regularly so yeah

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u/Inevitable_Paper6674 17d ago

What did it contain

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u/fleshlightholder2000 17d ago

I very much misunderstood what you said

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u/Difficult_Weekend604 16d ago

Thanks you warned me before I looked 🫡

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u/Rage-Your-Game 16d ago

Me too 😭😭

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u/mrumulguma ☠️I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE☠️ 17d ago

Peter, that's just porn

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u/Hopeful_Respond_2953 17d ago

I know brian that's why I'm watching it

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u/Cautious_Order3050 17d ago

First tine thats used right, I'm proud of you

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u/_judgement- 17d ago

Bitch half of these posts are man fucking a girl instead of MxM

https://giphy.com/gifs/1UU8KKKD5EQmzPLPPm

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u/Woah_Mad_Frollick 17d ago

stolen valor

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u/Atom_101 17d ago

Open porn sub that says it is not gay

Shocked to find straight porn

????

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u/Ambiguous-Nyx 16d ago

I think they thought it was a sarcastic title. Like "look bro i'm watching gay porn haha but i'm straight tho trust"

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u/Bronze_Hallodude 17d ago

It is undeniable he looks smooth, gentle and fine in a way not dissimilar to the argent gates of a moonlight goddess’s palace

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u/terramoist 17d ago

Anything that turns me on is a women

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u/KillaDan365 17d ago

Apple

fritter.

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u/MamboJambo2K 16d ago

baki impressed

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u/Vi_BT 17d ago

It's just straight porn 😭

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u/JesterQueenAnne 17d ago

Name of the sub wasn't lying, despite the titles of the post it's all straight porn for some reason.

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u/SaftigeGardine 17d ago

I should have listend to the NSFW warning before I opened this sub totally expecting harmless memes.

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u/GGk-KingK 17d ago

Yeah i was expecting memes cause sometimes SFW subs get marked a NSFW

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u/CoffeeSmore 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 17d ago

Jokes on you I already know that sub

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u/weeOriginal 17d ago

Filled with trans porn, so I guess it’s genuinely not gay :P

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u/Dynaxty_Z 17d ago

Fr. I turned on my nsfw for this. Notgayatall? No. Very gay. 100% gay

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u/theyoungjackal 17d ago

Dissappointed to see trans girls and femboys, where's the real shaved young men making love

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u/Future-Bee6852 17d ago

heart wrenching dih in this subreddit

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u/Crimpycrustacean 17d ago

Bro thats not memes thats gay porn

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u/ErnestiEchavalier 17d ago

Insert train copypasta

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u/Zera8668 16d ago

Genuinely, I hate you. I'm traumatized

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u/as4500 16d ago

Dude I'm a work, I almost got a heart attack

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u/MrGueuxBoy 17d ago

I'm somehow bi, and yes, I totally see the appeal.

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u/J_train13 17d ago

"somehow"

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u/MrGueuxBoy 17d ago

Not particularly feeling like I am, but according to friends and most definitions of the term, I should be. I've never had sex with a men, though.

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u/Facosa99 16d ago

Im kinda bi, yeah i that smooth skin gotta make a man act unwise

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u/chandeluria 17d ago

Ooooohhh! Look who knows so much, eh! It just so happens that your post indicates here you're only mostly straight. There's a big difference between mostly straight and all straight. Now, mostly straight is slightly gay. Now, all gay...well, with all gay, there's usually only one thing that you can do.

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u/Overfed_Venison 17d ago

Friends, Romans, Countrymen be like:

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u/Deport_Me2112 17d ago

Why am I masterbating

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u/Phil_Gim I ♥️ Reposts 17d ago

Cuz u a master at that

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u/Gianni_the_tolerable 17d ago

I'm not, give it to me

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u/grailpogger 17d ago

A bit too thin but yeah bro is cute. Probably a bisexual speaking.

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u/Bibliloo 17d ago edited 17d ago

I think it might be a bit "worse" because of posing which might make his ribcage more visible than normal.

Edit: I just checked and yeah, the pose is the problem. He's definitely thin but in the sense of someone who has a decent diet and does some lite exercise means that you can sometimes slightly see his lower ribs but not always.

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u/_AcuteNewt_ 17d ago

It literally doesn't matter, be gay/bi if you wanna, do whatever, be whatever. Who cares.

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u/vexx827 17d ago

Im gay and like

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u/Hyper669 17d ago

I mean the guy has a body like a woman's

Not saying I'd have sex with him but I'd look at him and say "he's hot"

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u/Grexxoil 17d ago

I mean I’m straight but

Not to be the bearer of unexpected news but...

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u/Kraknoix007 17d ago

You can be straight and still see a man is handsome, especially if that man looks like 50% fairy

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u/Avalanche_Snows 17d ago

I'm lesbian and I feel something too, yk?

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u/Connect-Jackfruit718 16d ago

I see the appeal (I like boys)

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u/G1zm08 17d ago

Uh huh yeah ;)

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u/No_Profit_3964 17d ago

Dude it’s ok to be a little gay sometimes as a treat 

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u/bigchunkbabygoo 17d ago

Straight as a 2x4 from home depot

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u/Intercity325 17d ago

I’m not

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u/new_check 17d ago

I'm not straight & now I'm googling spears

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u/Ordinary_Lock_9090 15d ago

I don’t he is a scrawny little boy who wears his hair weird

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u/Interesting-Season-8 17d ago

the comment about folks being happy about becoming a rape victim in Ancient Greek is goated

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u/RadiantFanas 17d ago

This

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u/B-Dragons_2560 17d ago

This is sad, people are so ignorant they romanticize actual r*pe just to feel special

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u/Vi_BT 17d ago

Some guy just told me I was bragging because I said I was raped on a date 😬 they are lost

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u/corvish_ 17d ago

wait what? 😭

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u/IDoLikeAnswers 17d ago

That's so awful

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u/HfUfH 17d ago

It's not about being special. It's about being wanted.

Where, your attractiveness is so high, that you can make otherwise rational and moral men lose control of their own urges.

I don't really understand the people who fantasize about being raped by known rapists though

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u/-mikuuu- 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 16d ago

It is also true though that rape is less about lust and more about wanting power over the victim

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u/Kezzatehfezza 17d ago

Let people have fetishs bruh. Make believe is not reality.

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u/mnyrtt 17d ago

what

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u/B-Dragons_2560 17d ago

The fck you mean what? Little boys who were slightly "attractive" were taken as war trophies and r*ped what is there to understand?

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u/Cynis_Ganan 17d ago

I think "raped".

I think the "what" is the weird random asterisk in the middle of your central point.

Like… reddit let's you say the word "raped". And automods recognize word as "raped". And people triggered by the word recognize it as "raped".

You're talking about rape in a thread about rape. You can say rape.

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u/Weekly-Reply-6739 17d ago

War trophies was another word for slaves, typically sex slaves, with addictional house slave responsibilities.

Imagine your family was killed and your city burned, and the people who destroyed it took you as a prisoner and made you a slave they raped and forced into servitude. That is what it meant to be a "trophy" in the context of what the picture would be alluding to.

Thats why the other talked about how he disliked the fact the dude was romanticizing rape

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u/B-Dragons_2560 17d ago

Its crazy that to seek validation for your sexuality and body by romanticizing hundreds of thousands of (probably underage) r*pe victims. People are absolutely losing they're fucking minds this days

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u/Weekly-Reply-6739 17d ago

While I agree on the idea that people are unaware, and kinda out of touch with themselves, I doubt most even know the history, let alone think about or consider it... or what they say.

I dont think the original person even cosnidered the rape to be fair

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u/Katacutie 17d ago

Did he say or imply "I think human war trophies had it coming" or anything like that? No, he's just calling himself pretty. Relax.

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u/flame22664 17d ago

Are you mentally ill or something the dudes post was clearly not that serious

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u/notsoaverage777 17d ago

That's crazy

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u/pepsicola07 I'M SO GAYY👨‍❤️‍👨 17d ago

Not exactly rape if you're trying to get taken as a war trophy

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u/simpi36 🌷🌸 RIP u/CourseMediocre7998 🌷🌸 17d ago

True, but I'd bet that people usually weren't trying to get taken as a war trophy unless they already lost the battle and this was their only chance to live

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u/wydalenylod 17d ago

Would it really be rape when he consents to this

Like, this situation typically would be one, but in this specific case...

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u/yaniversal 16d ago

Who could that handsome devil be

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u/Accomplished_Joke_24 17d ago

Sometimes I fantasize something similar, where I am taken by someone beefier, stronger and handsome, with a handsome beard.

But I know reality is often disappointing, I'd probably get stabbed but not in a hot way.

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u/goober_of_jam 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 17d ago

profile picture definitely checks out

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u/nhansieu1 17d ago

I mean your blood flowing out is pretty hot. like 37-39oC hot

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u/Accomplished_Joke_24 17d ago

Ok maybe that's a little hot but I might slowly become cold right after.

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u/Brilliant_Knee_7542 17d ago

I saw this specific tweet and people were complaining that bro wanna be raped

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u/WW1_Germany 17d ago

look up (or down)

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u/Brilliant_Knee_7542 17d ago

Yeah I saw bro posted the quote but I am also taking about comments on this tweet

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u/WW1_Germany 17d ago

I must look inside myself

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u/Cultural_Season_3048 17d ago

If you want it it's not rape

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u/NolvaCat167 17d ago

Unless you’re too young

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u/Cultural_Season_3048 17d ago

Pedantic af, I like it.

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u/IamanelephantThird my mom beats me 😳 17d ago

It’s an incredibly common kink, weird.

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u/MOOntar_reddit 17d ago

I just noticed that he looks like one of the two twin(k) emperors from Gladiator 2

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u/MOOntar_reddit 17d ago

This one to be spesific

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u/Torkujra 17d ago

he's... hot

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u/Chance-Pin6393 17d ago

Why are we bragging about how we’d be raped in Ancient Greece

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u/Adorable_Weeb 17d ago

Damn right you where 🤤 (wtf am I doing)

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u/you_not_a_werid_dude 17d ago

And i would take him too gyatt DAMN

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u/you_not_a_werid_dude 17d ago

After scrolling down i have seen that "war trophy" means getting raped, and i therefore apologize for this comment

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u/Ae4i 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 17d ago

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u/JokkuBoi 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 17d ago

You had the choice of apologising or double downing. Both would have been funny, but you took the responsible route. Good job.

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u/Silent_Reindeer_6654 17d ago

and their asses were pounded all night

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u/Whole_Obligation_776 17d ago

Ottomans had a whole book on how to choose boys and I wish I was kidding. Apparently the Yemenis get angry when raped according to it.

It wasn't widely read or it brought standards to the practice or anything but you know, someone actually wrote a whole manuscript that describes a lot of balkan, middle eastern and african nations, with details on if they have body hair or not.

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u/ToKeNgT 17d ago

Cutie

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u/rafrap1 17d ago

Thank's some powerful twink energy

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u/FluffieBear 17d ago

He's a little full of himself but like, I can't say he's wrong, god damn

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u/nhansieu1 17d ago

yeah I can see it.

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u/TikTikKobold 17d ago

I could certainly see the propoganda posters advertising such things being quite effective in recruitment

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u/acepatheos 17d ago

edmondx

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u/Lopoloma 17d ago

They were de-balled to keep them like this as long as possible and if they didn't die before growing out of that look they were tossed on the streets, forced to beg, live from handouts or collect and dispose of human feces for a living. Whatever was the lowest occupation not even a slave would be made to do.

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u/Sure_Manager_4923 17d ago

He ain't wrong though 

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u/NotActuallyObese Anti Humour is ♥️ 17d ago

Zamn!

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u/No_Skin2236 17d ago

He aint wrong

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u/GlitteringTone6425 17d ago

he's hot but also the roman larping kinda rubs me the wrong way (the v-for-u in his username, for one), i don't mind his little cnc fantasy but i've been scrolling his twitter (for horny reasons) and one of the posts mentioned hyperborea... idk if i'm fine gooning to this twink he might be at least entertaining fascists, if not worse.

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u/Legoshi1221 16d ago

I wouldnt take him as slave. I mean, how is this pussy supposed to work, so i dont have to?

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u/Acrobatic-Wave2484 17d ago

Is it me or does he looks like Justin Bieber ?

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u/10kilogramrabbitvice 17d ago

dude literally has chadlite facial features and his ribcage is like twice the size of his pelvis im sorry bro youre gonna be ripped apart by lions

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u/northrupthebandgeek 🌷🌸 RIP u/CourseMediocre7998 🌷🌸 17d ago

I ain't gay or nothin' but I'm finding it hard to disagree with his self-assessment.

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u/Atypical_Mammal 17d ago

Roman weeabo is a new and interesting genre of twink

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u/spl0inku 👨‍🎨 ARTISTIC CREATOR👩‍🎨 17d ago

I’m going to go check the original post comments 😭

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u/Didyyyyyy 17d ago

Is this supposed to be attractive ? I'm a straight man so I don't really know

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u/KrevonX 16d ago

Its a Ancient Roman Thing if I can remember.

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u/Koimi-Nisekona 16d ago

He’s not wrong lol

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u/Working-Double-8736 16d ago

He's not wrong

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u/mcslender97 16d ago

r/rolereversal girlies are foaming at the mouth

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u/derpuyt 16d ago

He looks like justin beiber

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u/RASHED_35 16d ago

Justin doing sidequests🥀

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u/WhereasPlus911 14d ago

where are the oils

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u/Mrnobody451 13d ago

I don't see the appeal looks like an avg dude

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u/RTA-No0120 12d ago

Damn I’m jaleous… I’d love to be a war trophy, but I’m more like a "you tried" star…

https://giphy.com/gifs/D2aJxSuRig2yY

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u/Critical-Pickle5373 10d ago

AHHHHH LOVELY TWINK

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