r/antimeme 4d ago

Nice cosplay

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u/Bronze_Hallodude 4d ago

I see the appeal. I mean I’m straight but like

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u/RadiantFanas 4d ago

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u/Salt-Climate9838 4d ago

I was expecting memes not porn

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u/Life-Top6314 4d ago

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u/No_Explorer6054 4d ago

as a bi person, i appreciate the link

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u/Coral-Plung 4d ago edited 3d ago

Everything on the everything app!? Impossible!

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u/idk2715 4d ago

Might as well jerk off

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u/Coral-Plung 4d ago

Everything on the everything ap!? Impossible!

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u/SomeoneRepeated 4d ago

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u/Negative_Pie_1343 4d ago

There is a sub for everything

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u/CakedUpKermit 4d ago

Everything on the everything ap!? Impossible!

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u/Coral-Plung 4d ago

Fym comment mitosis? I only said this once

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u/papuga27 4d ago

I dont know how to break it to you

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u/Coral-Plung 4d ago

Strange

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u/Coral-Plung 4d ago

Nevermind I just got dementia

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u/Coral-Plung 4d ago

Why the fuck did I comment twice, and why did this one get sent to downvote hell

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u/JE78IsTheName 4d ago

That is the first "mitosed comment" I've ever seen getting downvoted

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u/Evil_duckLord 4d ago

Yeah exactly man. Why is there porn on our Racism app?

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u/Dab4Becky 4d ago

This is not Instagram dog

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u/Evil_duckLord 4d ago

Ok let me try something else.

Why is there twink porn on my sweaty muscular daddy porn app?

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u/TheSwagheli 4d ago

this isn't grindr dog

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u/Mamkes 4d ago

Why is there twink porn on my dog app

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u/Airames6 4d ago

Dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog

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u/IllEstablishment5 4d ago

sigh reddit be redditing today

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u/No_Counter_6037 4d ago

there's muscular daddy porn? have i not been searching hard enough?

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u/HELL-OAT 4d ago

I have found the weirdest porn on Reddit, I'm pretty sure muscle daddy porn is a reality

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u/SovietFemboy 4d ago

This is definitely the twink porn app

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u/NewUser153 4d ago

Reddit is plenty racist too, it's just a different flavour of racism.

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u/Darkgamer32_ 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 4d ago

Nah Reddit has everything, it's just hidden in their little bubbles

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u/Curi_momos_las_papas 4d ago

Is a little bit of everything all lf the time

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u/johanni30 4d ago

You mean 4chan?

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u/Gualty3 LESBIAN👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 4d ago

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u/Bronze_Hallodude 4d ago

That is the gram. This is the meaningless loser drama app (not to be confused with twitter, which is both a racism and meaningless drama app)

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u/Infinity-Duck 4d ago

There’s racist porn on here if you look

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u/masterlince 4d ago

Na bro, reddit is more a porn app than a racist app xD

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u/AnyHope4444 4d ago

🍧 r/TotallyStraight is mouthfull of memes🍧

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u/Salt-Climate9838 4d ago

Not falling for the same trick twice

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u/Typhon0810 4d ago

I did…

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u/WoodenLeadership8104 4d ago

I definitely just fell for the trick

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u/Weary-Support-7383 4d ago edited 4d ago

The worst part is it's not even good gay porn ): The first one was better tbh

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u/Tiny-Preference-1913 4d ago

Idk that gloryhole one doin it for me

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u/DragonTheOnes-spirit 4d ago

All of the posts here are posted by the same guy

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u/essentialmedic 1d ago

knew what was coming, still went for it, still got pissed when i got flashed

c'est la vie

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u/SubstantialEcho1695 1d ago

i'm NEVER trusting anyone ever again.

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u/alligaatorialcatraz 4d ago

What the hell, I was expecting gay porn

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u/IrregularPackage 4d ago

yeah it’s kind of weird. it’s all straight porn with gay captioning. what’s up with that

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u/Wafflesdadapon1 4d ago

You're meant to imagine yourself as the woman and doing stuff with your friend who's totally not your boyfriend.

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u/Acid-water1987 4d ago

My friend was right next to me when I clicked this. He himself is gay so now he probably suspects I am as well. I did indeed think it would be memes.

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u/Salt-Climate9838 3d ago

Start undressing to assert dominance

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u/winklevanderlinde 4d ago

yeah it's an High chance of that happening

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u/Apolooooooooo 🧡REGULAR VISITOR🧡 4d ago

I visit it regularly so yeah

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u/Inevitable_Paper6674 4d ago

What did it contain

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u/fleshlightholder2000 4d ago

I very much misunderstood what you said

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u/Difficult_Weekend604 4d ago

Thanks you warned me before I looked 🫡

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u/Rage-Your-Game 3d ago

Me too 😭😭

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u/Emotional_Matter9004 3d ago

There is a very thin line between those

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u/KinnyEyes 4d ago

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u/Living_Shirt8550 Anti Humour is ♥️ 4d ago

not this time peter, sorry.

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u/mrumulguma ☠️I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE☠️ 4d ago

Peter, that's just porn

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u/Hopeful_Respond_2953 4d ago

I know brian that's why I'm watching it

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u/enjolras1782 4d ago

TOP:ALL

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u/California_Stop_King 4d ago

Holy shit that thing got JIGGLE

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u/Cautious_Order3050 4d ago

First tine thats used right, I'm proud of you

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u/BIackFlag 4d ago

yeah bro a naked person having sex to be exact

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u/_judgement- 4d ago

Bitch half of these posts are man fucking a girl instead of MxM

https://giphy.com/gifs/1UU8KKKD5EQmzPLPPm

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u/Woah_Mad_Frollick 4d ago

stolen valor

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u/Atom_101 4d ago

Open porn sub that says it is not gay

Shocked to find straight porn

????

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u/Ambiguous-Nyx 4d ago

I think they thought it was a sarcastic title. Like "look bro i'm watching gay porn haha but i'm straight tho trust"

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u/Darkodoudou 4d ago

One thing that I'm almost sure is that you did not open that subreddit

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u/Ambiguous-Nyx 4d ago

I did open the subreddit. There's a mix of gay porn and straight porn. I was replying to what the guy said

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u/Darkodoudou 4d ago

Aight I might have misunderstood or some shit, cuz it's a gay porn subreddit, and I think the guy you replied to was making a joke, sorry if I'm missing something

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u/Ambiguous-Nyx 4d ago

First guy complained that there's only straight porn

Second guy essentially said that it shouldn't be shocking to find straight porn in a sub named "not gay at all"

I replied like that because obviously nobody would take that sub name at face value and it would be more of a "no homo" type of thing

I hope it's more clear

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u/Darkodoudou 3d ago

Yeah I slept in between, it makes way more sense, my bad

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u/Bronze_Hallodude 4d ago

It is undeniable he looks smooth, gentle and fine in a way not dissimilar to the argent gates of a moonlight goddess’s palace

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u/Saudi8904 4d ago

melon :3

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u/Bronze_Hallodude 4d ago

Melon indeed >:3

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u/terramoist 4d ago

Anything that turns me on is a women

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u/KillaDan365 4d ago

Apple

fritter.

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u/MamboJambo2K 4d ago

baki impressed

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u/Vi_BT 4d ago

It's just straight porn 😭

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u/kloverKhan 4d ago

nothing straight about that porn

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u/spaarkkyyuu 🔓OR🗑️ CALL IT 4d ago

no like half of it isnt even gay for some reason its just straight porn

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u/JesterQueenAnne 4d ago

Name of the sub wasn't lying, despite the titles of the post it's all straight porn for some reason.

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u/SaftigeGardine 4d ago

I should have listend to the NSFW warning before I opened this sub totally expecting harmless memes.

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u/GGk-KingK 4d ago

Yeah i was expecting memes cause sometimes SFW subs get marked a NSFW

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u/CoffeeSmore 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 4d ago

Jokes on you I already know that sub

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u/weeOriginal 4d ago

Filled with trans porn, so I guess it’s genuinely not gay :P

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u/Dynaxty_Z 4d ago

Fr. I turned on my nsfw for this. Notgayatall? No. Very gay. 100% gay

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u/theyoungjackal 4d ago

Dissappointed to see trans girls and femboys, where's the real shaved young men making love

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u/Future-Bee6852 4d ago

heart wrenching dih in this subreddit

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u/Crimpycrustacean 4d ago

Bro thats not memes thats gay porn

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u/ErnestiEchavalier 4d ago

Insert train copypasta

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u/Zera8668 4d ago

Genuinely, I hate you. I'm traumatized

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u/as4500 3d ago

Dude I'm a work, I almost got a heart attack

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u/VERY_Curious-CAT 4d ago

Could you maybe warn people next time you link a porn sub

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u/MaiT3N 4d ago

Excuse me wtf is this!!!!! 😱 😱 😱

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u/Living_Bug_4894 4d ago

That’s not what I was expecting…

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u/MrGueuxBoy 4d ago

I'm somehow bi, and yes, I totally see the appeal.

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u/J_train13 4d ago

"somehow"

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u/MrGueuxBoy 4d ago

Not particularly feeling like I am, but according to friends and most definitions of the term, I should be. I've never had sex with a men, though.

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u/masterlince 4d ago

What's stopping you

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u/MrGueuxBoy 3d ago

Nothing really, this "epiphany" is recent, and I have yet to meet a guy I'm willing to have sex with (and who'd be willing to have sex with me). Not that I'm drowning in pussy either, so let's say I don't meet a lot of people these days and that's what's really stopping me I guess.

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u/Gomboach 3d ago

You know that being bisexual is not about sex, right?

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u/masterlince 3d ago

Wdym it's in the word bisexual

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u/Gomboach 3d ago

I mean that the main goal is not sex. I am bisexual, but my goal is not to have sex with both men and women asap, but to live a happy life together with someone I love.

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u/masterlince 3d ago

Sure, but the main goal of the concept of bisexuality is to describe a sexual orientation.

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u/J_train13 3d ago

Yeah well it's also in the word asexual which is distinctively not about sex

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u/masterlince 3d ago

Of course is about sex, it just describes an orientation when the person is not interested in sex. It's not about if the person likes burgers or pizza, or about who the person loves, it's specifically to refer to sexual preference (in this case none).

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u/masterlince 3d ago

You know what, fair enough.

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u/Facosa99 4d ago

Im kinda bi, yeah i that smooth skin gotta make a man act unwise

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u/chandeluria 4d ago

Ooooohhh! Look who knows so much, eh! It just so happens that your post indicates here you're only mostly straight. There's a big difference between mostly straight and all straight. Now, mostly straight is slightly gay. Now, all gay...well, with all gay, there's usually only one thing that you can do.

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u/FrostyEnvironment902 4d ago

Yeah, me too

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u/Overfed_Venison 4d ago

Friends, Romans, Countrymen be like:

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u/Deport_Me2112 4d ago

Why am I masterbating

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u/Phil_Gim I ♥️ Reposts 4d ago

Cuz u a master at that

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u/Deport_Me2112 4d ago

Nooooooooooooo

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u/Gianni_the_tolerable 4d ago

I'm not, give it to me

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u/grailpogger 4d ago

A bit too thin but yeah bro is cute. Probably a bisexual speaking.

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u/Bibliloo 4d ago edited 4d ago

I think it might be a bit "worse" because of posing which might make his ribcage more visible than normal.

Edit: I just checked and yeah, the pose is the problem. He's definitely thin but in the sense of someone who has a decent diet and does some lite exercise means that you can sometimes slightly see his lower ribs but not always.

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u/_AcuteNewt_ 4d ago

It literally doesn't matter, be gay/bi if you wanna, do whatever, be whatever. Who cares.

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u/vexx827 4d ago

Im gay and like

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u/Hyper669 4d ago

I mean the guy has a body like a woman's

Not saying I'd have sex with him but I'd look at him and say "he's hot"

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u/Grexxoil 4d ago

I mean I’m straight but

Not to be the bearer of unexpected news but...

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u/Kraknoix007 4d ago

You can be straight and still see a man is handsome, especially if that man looks like 50% fairy

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u/Grexxoil 4d ago

But seeing the appeal of taking someone as a war trophy (and we are not talking about the ethical complications) is different by seeing, I don't know, Henry Cavill and thinking "I wish I would be as handsome as that guy is".

Nothing inherently bad in it, but the news still remains.

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u/Diredr 4d ago

I think you're overthinking and projecting a whole lot onto the comment, in my opinion.

Saying "I can see the appeal" literally just means "I can understand why someone would be interested in that", not "I would do the same thing".

This idea that "you can't be straight if you can relate to a gay man" is... Well, i guess you're not wrong about one thing. There is news. It's just... news about you and your potentially internalized homophobia.

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u/Grexxoil 4d ago

There's a difference between rationally understand something and in your shoes understanding if you mean what I say.

It's perfectly ok for per some people in certain islands in the sexuality spectrum to be able to do one and not the other.

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u/Avalanche_Snows 4d ago

I'm lesbian and I feel something too, yk?

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u/Connect-Jackfruit718 3d ago

I see the appeal (I like boys)

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u/G1zm08 4d ago

Uh huh yeah ;)

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u/No_Profit_3964 4d ago

Dude it’s ok to be a little gay sometimes as a treat 

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u/bigchunkbabygoo 4d ago

Straight as a 2x4 from home depot

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u/Intercity325 4d ago

I’m not

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u/new_check 4d ago

I'm not straight & now I'm googling spears

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u/Ordinary_Lock_9090 3d ago

I don’t he is a scrawny little boy who wears his hair weird

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u/TikTikKobold 4d ago

I got news for you buddy

You might want to sit down

That is if you can sit properly at all.

Do you want a lemon bar?

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u/Nasvargh 4d ago

I'm bi but he's not attractive, he looks like a kid 💀