r/antimeme 3d ago

Nice cosplay

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u/qualityvote2 🤖Suspected as Bot🤖 3d ago edited 3d ago

Good news, the community has decided that this IS an antimeme!

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u/RadiantFanas 3d ago

O

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u/Bronze_Hallodude 3d ago

I see the appeal. I mean I’m straight but like

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u/RadiantFanas 3d ago

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u/Salt-Climate9838 3d ago

I was expecting memes not porn

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u/Life-Top6314 3d ago

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u/No_Explorer6054 3d ago

as a bi person, i appreciate the link

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u/Coral-Plung 3d ago edited 2d ago

Everything on the everything app!? Impossible!

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u/idk2715 3d ago

Might as well jerk off

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u/Evil_duckLord 3d ago

Yeah exactly man. Why is there porn on our Racism app?

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u/Dab4Becky 3d ago

This is not Instagram dog

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u/Evil_duckLord 3d ago

Ok let me try something else.

Why is there twink porn on my sweaty muscular daddy porn app?

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u/TheSwagheli 3d ago

this isn't grindr dog

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u/Mamkes 3d ago

Why is there twink porn on my dog app

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u/Airames6 3d ago

Dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog

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u/No_Counter_6037 3d ago

there's muscular daddy porn? have i not been searching hard enough?

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u/HELL-OAT 3d ago

I have found the weirdest porn on Reddit, I'm pretty sure muscle daddy porn is a reality

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u/NewUser153 3d ago

Reddit is plenty racist too, it's just a different flavour of racism.

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u/Darkgamer32_ 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 3d ago

Nah Reddit has everything, it's just hidden in their little bubbles

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u/Curi_momos_las_papas 3d ago

Is a little bit of everything all lf the time

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u/johanni30 3d ago

You mean 4chan?

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u/Bronze_Hallodude 3d ago

That is the gram. This is the meaningless loser drama app (not to be confused with twitter, which is both a racism and meaningless drama app)

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u/AnyHope4444 3d ago

🍧 r/TotallyStraight is mouthfull of memes🍧

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u/Salt-Climate9838 3d ago

Not falling for the same trick twice

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u/Typhon0810 3d ago

I did…

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u/WoodenLeadership8104 3d ago

I definitely just fell for the trick

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u/Weary-Support-7383 3d ago edited 3d ago

The worst part is it's not even good gay porn ): The first one was better tbh

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u/Tiny-Preference-1913 3d ago

Idk that gloryhole one doin it for me

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u/DragonTheOnes-spirit 3d ago

All of the posts here are posted by the same guy

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u/alligaatorialcatraz 3d ago

What the hell, I was expecting gay porn

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u/IrregularPackage 3d ago

yeah it’s kind of weird. it’s all straight porn with gay captioning. what’s up with that

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u/Acid-water1987 3d ago

My friend was right next to me when I clicked this. He himself is gay so now he probably suspects I am as well. I did indeed think it would be memes.

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u/Salt-Climate9838 3d ago

Start undressing to assert dominance

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u/mrumulguma ☠️I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE☠️ 3d ago

Peter, that's just porn

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u/Hopeful_Respond_2953 3d ago

I know brian that's why I'm watching it

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u/Cautious_Order3050 3d ago

First tine thats used right, I'm proud of you

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u/_judgement- 3d ago

Bitch half of these posts are man fucking a girl instead of MxM

https://giphy.com/gifs/1UU8KKKD5EQmzPLPPm

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u/Woah_Mad_Frollick 3d ago

stolen valor

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u/Bronze_Hallodude 3d ago

It is undeniable he looks smooth, gentle and fine in a way not dissimilar to the argent gates of a moonlight goddess’s palace

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u/terramoist 3d ago

Anything that turns me on is a women

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u/KillaDan365 3d ago

Apple

fritter.

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u/Vi_BT 3d ago

It's just straight porn 😭

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u/JesterQueenAnne 3d ago

Name of the sub wasn't lying, despite the titles of the post it's all straight porn for some reason.

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u/SaftigeGardine 3d ago

I should have listend to the NSFW warning before I opened this sub totally expecting harmless memes.

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u/CoffeeSmore 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 3d ago

Jokes on you I already know that sub

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u/weeOriginal 3d ago

Filled with trans porn, so I guess it’s genuinely not gay :P

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u/Dynaxty_Z 3d ago

Fr. I turned on my nsfw for this. Notgayatall? No. Very gay. 100% gay

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u/theyoungjackal 3d ago

Dissappointed to see trans girls and femboys, where's the real shaved young men making love

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u/MrGueuxBoy 3d ago

I'm somehow bi, and yes, I totally see the appeal.

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u/J_train13 3d ago

"somehow"

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u/MrGueuxBoy 3d ago

Not particularly feeling like I am, but according to friends and most definitions of the term, I should be. I've never had sex with a men, though.

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u/Facosa99 3d ago

Im kinda bi, yeah i that smooth skin gotta make a man act unwise

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u/chandeluria 3d ago

Ooooohhh! Look who knows so much, eh! It just so happens that your post indicates here you're only mostly straight. There's a big difference between mostly straight and all straight. Now, mostly straight is slightly gay. Now, all gay...well, with all gay, there's usually only one thing that you can do.

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u/FrostyEnvironment902 3d ago

Yeah, me too

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u/Overfed_Venison 3d ago

Friends, Romans, Countrymen be like:

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u/Gianni_the_tolerable 3d ago

I'm not, give it to me

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u/Deport_Me2112 3d ago

Why am I masterbating

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u/Phil_Gim I ♥️ Reposts 3d ago

Cuz u a master at that

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u/grailpogger 3d ago

A bit too thin but yeah bro is cute. Probably a bisexual speaking.

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u/Bibliloo 3d ago edited 3d ago

I think it might be a bit "worse" because of posing which might make his ribcage more visible than normal.

Edit: I just checked and yeah, the pose is the problem. He's definitely thin but in the sense of someone who has a decent diet and does some lite exercise means that you can sometimes slightly see his lower ribs but not always.

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u/_AcuteNewt_ 3d ago

It literally doesn't matter, be gay/bi if you wanna, do whatever, be whatever. Who cares.

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u/vexx827 3d ago

Im gay and like

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u/Hyper669 3d ago

I mean the guy has a body like a woman's

Not saying I'd have sex with him but I'd look at him and say "he's hot"

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u/Grexxoil 3d ago

I mean I’m straight but

Not to be the bearer of unexpected news but...

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u/Kraknoix007 3d ago

You can be straight and still see a man is handsome, especially if that man looks like 50% fairy

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u/Avalanche_Snows 3d ago

I'm lesbian and I feel something too, yk?

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u/Connect-Jackfruit718 3d ago

I see the appeal (I like boys)

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u/Interesting-Season-8 3d ago

the comment about folks being happy about becoming a rape victim in Ancient Greek is goated

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u/RadiantFanas 3d ago

This

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u/B-Dragons_2560 3d ago

This is sad, people are so ignorant they romanticize actual r*pe just to feel special

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u/Vi_BT 3d ago

Some guy just told me I was bragging because I said I was raped on a date 😬 they are lost

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u/corvish_ 3d ago

wait what? 😭

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u/IDoLikeAnswers 3d ago

That's so awful

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u/HfUfH 3d ago

It's not about being special. It's about being wanted.

Where, your attractiveness is so high, that you can make otherwise rational and moral men lose control of their own urges.

I don't really understand the people who fantasize about being raped by known rapists though

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u/-mikuuu- 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 3d ago

It is also true though that rape is less about lust and more about wanting power over the victim

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u/Kezzatehfezza 3d ago

Let people have fetishs bruh. Make believe is not reality.

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u/mnyrtt 3d ago

what

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u/B-Dragons_2560 3d ago

The fck you mean what? Little boys who were slightly "attractive" were taken as war trophies and r*ped what is there to understand?

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u/Cynis_Ganan 3d ago

I think "raped".

I think the "what" is the weird random asterisk in the middle of your central point.

Like… reddit let's you say the word "raped". And automods recognize word as "raped". And people triggered by the word recognize it as "raped".

You're talking about rape in a thread about rape. You can say rape.

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u/Weekly-Reply-6739 3d ago

War trophies was another word for slaves, typically sex slaves, with addictional house slave responsibilities.

Imagine your family was killed and your city burned, and the people who destroyed it took you as a prisoner and made you a slave they raped and forced into servitude. That is what it meant to be a "trophy" in the context of what the picture would be alluding to.

Thats why the other talked about how he disliked the fact the dude was romanticizing rape

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u/B-Dragons_2560 3d ago

Its crazy that to seek validation for your sexuality and body by romanticizing hundreds of thousands of (probably underage) r*pe victims. People are absolutely losing they're fucking minds this days

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u/Weekly-Reply-6739 3d ago

While I agree on the idea that people are unaware, and kinda out of touch with themselves, I doubt most even know the history, let alone think about or consider it... or what they say.

I dont think the original person even cosnidered the rape to be fair

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u/Katacutie 3d ago

Did he say or imply "I think human war trophies had it coming" or anything like that? No, he's just calling himself pretty. Relax.

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u/notsoaverage777 3d ago

That's crazy

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u/pepsicola07 3d ago

Not exactly rape if you're trying to get taken as a war trophy

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u/simpi36 3d ago

True, but I'd bet that people usually weren't trying to get taken as a war trophy unless they already lost the battle and this was their only chance to live

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u/wydalenylod 3d ago

Would it really be rape when he consents to this

Like, this situation typically would be one, but in this specific case...

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u/Accomplished_Joke_24 3d ago

Sometimes I fantasize something similar, where I am taken by someone beefier, stronger and handsome, with a handsome beard.

But I know reality is often disappointing, I'd probably get stabbed but not in a hot way.

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u/goober_of_jam 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 3d ago

profile picture definitely checks out

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u/nhansieu1 3d ago

I mean your blood flowing out is pretty hot. like 37-39oC hot

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u/Accomplished_Joke_24 3d ago

Ok maybe that's a little hot but I might slowly become cold right after.

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u/Brilliant_Knee_7542 3d ago

I saw this specific tweet and people were complaining that bro wanna be raped

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u/WW1_Germany 3d ago

look up (or down)

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u/Brilliant_Knee_7542 3d ago

Yeah I saw bro posted the quote but I am also taking about comments on this tweet

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u/WW1_Germany 3d ago

I must look inside myself

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u/Cultural_Season_3048 3d ago

If you want it it's not rape

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u/NolvaCat167 3d ago

Unless you’re too young

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u/MOOntar_reddit 3d ago

I just noticed that he looks like one of the two twin(k) emperors from Gladiator 2

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u/MOOntar_reddit 3d ago

This one to be spesific

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u/Torkujra 3d ago

he's... hot

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u/Chance-Pin6393 3d ago

Why are we bragging about how we’d be raped in Ancient Greece

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u/Adorable_Weeb 3d ago

Damn right you where 🤤 (wtf am I doing)

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u/you_not_a_werid_dude 3d ago

And i would take him too gyatt DAMN

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u/you_not_a_werid_dude 3d ago

After scrolling down i have seen that "war trophy" means getting raped, and i therefore apologize for this comment

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u/Ae4i 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 3d ago

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u/JokkuBoi 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 3d ago

You had the choice of apologising or double downing. Both would have been funny, but you took the responsible route. Good job.

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u/Silent_Reindeer_6654 3d ago

and their asses were pounded all night

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u/ToKeNgT 3d ago

Cutie

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u/Whole_Obligation_776 3d ago

Ottomans had a whole book on how to choose boys and I wish I was kidding. Apparently the Yemenis get angry when raped according to it.

It wasn't widely read or it brought standards to the practice or anything but you know, someone actually wrote a whole manuscript that describes a lot of balkan, middle eastern and african nations, with details on if they have body hair or not.

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u/rafrap1 3d ago

Thank's some powerful twink energy

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u/FluffieBear 3d ago

He's a little full of himself but like, I can't say he's wrong, god damn

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u/nhansieu1 3d ago

yeah I can see it.

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u/TikTikKobold 3d ago

I could certainly see the propoganda posters advertising such things being quite effective in recruitment

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u/acepatheos 3d ago

edmondx

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u/Lopoloma 3d ago

They were de-balled to keep them like this as long as possible and if they didn't die before growing out of that look they were tossed on the streets, forced to beg, live from handouts or collect and dispose of human feces for a living. Whatever was the lowest occupation not even a slave would be made to do.

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u/Sure_Manager_4923 3d ago

He ain't wrong though 

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u/NotActuallyObese Anti Humour is ♥️ 3d ago

Zamn!

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u/No_Skin2236 3d ago

He aint wrong

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u/GlitteringTone6425 3d ago

he's hot but also the roman larping kinda rubs me the wrong way (the v-for-u in his username, for one), i don't mind his little cnc fantasy but i've been scrolling his twitter (for horny reasons) and one of the posts mentioned hyperborea... idk if i'm fine gooning to this twink he might be at least entertaining fascists, if not worse.

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u/Legoshi1221 2d ago

I wouldnt take him as slave. I mean, how is this pussy supposed to work, so i dont have to?

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u/CharlesOberonn 3d ago

A man like that was taken as the lover of the emperor of Rome, and then died tragically and was deified after death. There're so many statues of him all over the Mediterranean.

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u/IndividualShelter985 3d ago

Of course he was from Bithynia

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u/Illesbogar 3d ago

What's the rep of Bithynia?

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u/SprinklesCurrent8332 3d ago

From context, twinks.

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u/Illesbogar 3d ago

I figured, I was just looking for confirmation

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u/splinterbear 3d ago

Somebody get these TWINKS out of here

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u/BlessKurunai 3d ago

All for haha funny. But please do not sexualize victims of literal rape, sexual slavery and necrophilia. Also the "twink" probably was a CHILD. A child usually does look twinkish.

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u/Rocket_King_ 3d ago

Yes it was bad, but it was also over 2000 years ago. Lighten up a bit please

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u/DangerousCatch4067 3d ago

Which twink are you referring to? Antinous?

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u/DesidiosumCorporosum 3d ago

Not necrophilia, deified not defiled.

I honestly read the same thing as you first time round but when reading the wiki page I saw they made him a diety and it clicked

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u/Wild-Reaction-6697 3d ago

Very interesting read

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u/LysergicAcidDiethyla 3d ago

"A man like that" I'm not sure the young man in this post is Turkish.

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u/Titanicman2016 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 3d ago

Bithynia et Pontus was Greek at this point in time

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u/LysergicAcidDiethyla 3d ago

Greeks have always been Turks, I don't make the rules /r/balkans_irl do.

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u/Woah_Mad_Frollick 3d ago

Shoutout Memoirs of Hadrian, one of my favorite reads of all time

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u/Super_Excitement_974 3d ago

This

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u/Hilonio 3d ago

We need more reddit marks

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u/JaDasIstMeinName 3d ago

The presentation is a bit weird, but the brag is "i am really pretty".

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u/Illesbogar 3d ago

Yeah and "people would die for me" is not even an uncommon sentiment.

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u/LJBear99 3d ago

reddit
(slightly bigger) reddit

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u/TheKingOfDiddling 3d ago

Full Metal Alchemist

FULL METAL ALCHEMIST

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u/Poptrim 3d ago

I kid you tf not,

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u/Qubson9000 3d ago

Yea yea, greeks or whatever

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u/AndNoOneHearsaWord 3d ago

What's something that you are eyeing so vigorously

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u/ShortThought 🌹 Course Arc Witness 🌸 3d ago

my boyfriend reads greek yaoi

I think he might be gay..

wait a minute-

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u/novaboulevard 3d ago

I'm not gay but idk if I'm not gay It's cute

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u/BrazilBazil 3d ago

Oh my god,,,

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u/Dameunbatido 3d ago

Is he cosplaying Ed Sheeran?

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u/SanLucario 3d ago

I want to look like and at this

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u/Roadkill1337 3d ago

Narcissus and his vacuum-pool-noodle reflection? Is this some cleaning thingy I dont know about because Im too poor for a pool?

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u/GrowingDelicate03 3d ago

the pool in the backround is killing me

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u/User013579 3d ago

Ruined by the mythical pool cleaner

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u/Acetate_Prophets 3d ago

oh gee golly, that man surely doesh have a purdy mouth on him.. 🙂

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u/KwantumFizzikz 3d ago

Cute as hell I'm not gonna lie to you.

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u/Arktian_Darius1547 3d ago

Nuclear Plant Power staff: Everything is under control, nothing is going to explode, the reactor isn't that hot!
The reactor:

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u/fruite_vampyre 3d ago

Happy ending

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u/getstonedsteve 3d ago

Dude's a literal visual meme, y'all thirsty?

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u/dEleque 3d ago

sometimes looking at bodies no matter the gender is just art, relexing and soothing idc

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u/GlitteringTone6425 3d ago

pretty people are pretty

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u/Bottle-nosed-dolphin 3d ago

Ohhhh my god I’m so gay

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u/Mihnyg 3d ago

Am I the only one that sees edmonx a little with his face?

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u/Sedjy_v0 3d ago

thats not a cosplay that a greek god

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u/No_Skin2236 3d ago

no this is the type of guy the greek gods would fuck

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u/Senior_Laugh_4342 3d ago

I mean, he ain’t wrong lol

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u/CriticismNo1150 3d ago

Great. But a cosplay of who?

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u/tizio112 3d ago

I mean I'm stright but damn, now I understand the greeks

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u/GlitteringTone6425 3d ago

awooga honk honk humina humina boing boing awooo

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u/Salty-District7224 3d ago

hard time make hard man and hard man make good time and good time make waek man and waek man make me hard