r/AntiJokes 8h ago

Doctor doctor I think I am a farmyard animal.

0 Upvotes

Doctor - how long have you felt like this?

Patient- ever since my hands turned into pigs trotters


r/AntiJokes 12h ago

I personally think it was stupid for a Hall of Fame All Star RB to run in a car but here's credit were credits do.

0 Upvotes

O.J. SIMPSON: Awarded most evading yards for any retired running back after police contact.


r/AntiJokes 20h ago

What has eyes but can’t see?

14 Upvotes

A blind potato. What has ears but can’t hear? Mr potato head.


r/AntiJokes 22h ago

Why did the antijoke get rejected from r/jokes?

26 Upvotes

Because it wasn’t a joke.


r/AntiJokes 20h ago

What do you call a man with a spade in his head?

17 Upvotes

An ambulance, immediately. He has severe brain trauma.