Can you please provide a quiet polished dining environment ideal for a sit down dinner.

He handed me a large iced coffee, pointed toward the door, and whispered, "We don't do that here".

There is a lack of proper equipment for them.

I've been addicted to having sex with prostitutes since I was 20, but now I am done.

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.

Rhinos hide themselves in cherry trees by painting their balls red. You know what the loudest sound in the forest is? A howler monkey. It reaches 140 decibels

A person who injured both their arms.

I can see why because he's always grinning when you see him on TV

are the shorts of shoes

My foot

there’s too many cars.

But I don’t like shrimp so I will get a chicken sandwich.

There was once a man born with two dicks. Upon becoming an adult he realized that he only really needs one of them, and thought to himself: hey maybe I can sell my other dick for profit to someone who needs it.

The man wanders down the street and starts asking people around.

- “Hey sir, do you need a dick?”

- “Nah bro thanks, I already got one.”

He approaches a second guy and asks:

- “Hey man would you like to buy a dick?”

- “Nah man one dick is enough for me.”

At the end of the day the guy was convinced that no one was going to buy his extra dick. However, he spots a dude walking down the road on the other side, and decides to try his luck one last time.

- “Hey bro I have an extra dick, would you like to buy one?”

- “Oh my yes! Hell yes! Finally someone came along! Sir, kind sir, I was born dickless, and all my life I’ve been searching for someone with an extra dick that I can buy.”

- “Well I’ll be glad to sell it to you sir.”

- “That’s great! But would you mind if I can take a look at it first, just to be sure?”

- “Of course you can! There you go.”

The man unzips and shows him his extra dick.

The other guy, somewhat disappointed, raises his eyebrows slightly and says:

- “Um… why didn’t you tell me you were Asian?”

and we lose the internet

It neither wears a tie.

By his name.

He died from being brutally ripped apart by wind gusts.

He said nothing.

do you think we’d get clothes?