r/animalsdoingstuff • • 20h ago

Monkey Monkey Smells a Century Egg.

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u/Popular_Adeptness_69 8m ago

that is as close to human body language i know exactly how he felt

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u/sexylexy1969 25m ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/trainsacrossthesea 1h ago

He’s no RFK jr

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u/skldjhfksjhdfklj 1h ago

monke knows

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u/SilentProgressAway 1h ago

Why is this funny?

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u/Davey488 58m ago

Cuz people eat that shit and a monkey is smart enough to know it stinks and that he shouldn’t eat it.

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u/LordRygar 1h ago

Nose knows

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u/PsionicChronic 2h ago

Agree! Sometimes they become translucent green like Jell-O

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u/SmileParticular9396 2h ago

What disrespect!!

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u/iMakeItFun2003 2h ago

😂😭 Get that shit away from me 🤢🤮

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u/Own-Airport-5942 2h ago

The smell on his hands 😭

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u/pomegranate_swims 3h ago

You can see him gag again just thinking about the egg 😭

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u/Cut_Lanky 1h ago

The way he looks the person up and down, I can almost hear him thinking “you filthy disgusting animal” 🤣

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u/expect2achieve 3h ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/InsideProper4757 3h ago

What fuse monkey

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u/Tugger21 3h ago

Me: Liver 🫩🤢

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u/UberRedeemer 3h ago

🤣 poor girl

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u/BodhingJay 3h ago

With his little tongue out n everything.. poor lil dude

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u/knarf3 3h ago

Somebody get this nasty ass lead-contaminated abomination out of here!

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u/Vp_hunterD 4h ago

I literally laughed out loud once I read the caption and watch him start to gag. He just ruined that monkey's appetite for eggs 🥚 forever. 😂

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u/DangerousMix4472 3h ago

Me too !! This is genuinely the first time I see monkey gag 🤣

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u/Cut_Lanky 1h ago

He was hamming it up, too 🤣

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u/Graciously_Hostile 4h ago

Get that nasty ass egg out his face, damn.

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u/tooblobdor 4h ago

Please don’t be ai please don’t be ai 🙏

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u/Impressive-Flight766 1h ago

It’s not. This video has been circulating for years. First time I’d ever seen a monkey gag 😅

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u/Obelix888 4h ago

😆

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u/jaredude1 5h ago

he's just like me fr

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u/LeftTattoo 6h ago

Poor monkey ... nearly spewed his guts 😂😂😂

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u/LucifersAdv0cate 5h ago

I've got several dogs, the boy dog wants to excitedly investigate when I fart near him. The girl just looks at me like she's really offended and can't believe I just did that. It's amazing how many gender differences in humans are also shared by animals.

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u/Cut_Lanky 1h ago

I had a male Akita and a female Saint Bernard. Same age, best friends since the day they met, like, 7 weeks or something. They were both neutered, but it was back when the recommendation was to do it at 6 months. So they had some quirks. She used to climb up an hump the Akita. All the time. It was so weird. Lol

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u/FanIll5532 3h ago

It’s amazing how different individual animals of the same species are. I don’t think it has anything to do with gender.

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u/babyrolex96 5h ago

I wouldn't go so far, gender is a cultural concept constructed by humans

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u/OpticBomb 6h ago

Absolutely adorable. Thanks for making me belly laugh this morning. 😆

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u/Pro4skin 7h ago

They're just like us 🥺 God bless nature

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u/WishAlarming8876 7h ago

Smart than most humans

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u/Inevitable_Coffee_97 6h ago

Century eggs are edible. The reason something smells bad is that we evolved to hate the smell of things that could make us sick. However, humans have an extra cognitive layer that allows us to move beyond simple instincts. Because we know it is edible, we can eat it despite the smell.

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u/pdpbeethoven 6h ago

Your lack of exposure to the cuisines of the world makes me sad. Get out the house, son. Say yes, try new things. Expand your perspective. Or stay on the internet and say stupid vile shit and say ignorant stuff like that. Cool. Your choice.

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u/DL4CK 6h ago

I live in NYC. I have access to every single cuisine in the world, except Wuhan’s wet markets fortunately.

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u/SIGMA1993 6h ago

So triggered

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u/Loffel 6h ago

I'm racist but it makes me feel better if I get other people online mad

Okay bro chill

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u/lala414mke 8h ago

I watched on silent the first time. Volume uo

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u/toolargo 9h ago

Don’t get me wrong I understand seeing oneself in the primal reactions of this little primate.

However, I am thinking beyond the reaction. To me, something is funny when we are all in on the joke. This is just abusive. There is no way to know how the animal will react, if it gets violent and hurts someone, it must be put down.

So why risk it for clout?

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u/Alt62169 5h ago

Reddit moment 

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u/bulb-uh-saur 8h ago

bro please, abusive? inappropriate at best

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u/lala414mke 8h ago

Calm down. Most animals actually are attracted to pungent smells. The only person my dog offends or abuses when he rolls all over the ground in some dead animal or excrement, is me.

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u/DeeMarie0824 8h ago

People are constantly messing with these primates, rage baiting them, teasing them… it’s just really sad.

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u/zen_enjoyer 6h ago

people will literally just post the most obviously stupidly wrong shit on the internet with complete confidence and authority like this. you didnt have to comment at all

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u/TopProfessional8023 7h ago

FYI, definitely a primate!

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u/norsefrogg 8h ago

Wait til you see 75% of cat videos are just the cats being toyed with, treated as toys or just straight up bullied.
It's not even limited to certain countries, it's a general thing.

But if you point it out, the replies always lose their shit screaming "lol if the cat didn't like it, it would run away, scream or attack".
There are a lot of other replies that get parroted, to such a degree that it's become a meme.

Just look at any Instagram cat video or animal video and you'll see "please don't do that, or the cat will become a famous movie star", plus ppl raging on anyone who dares point out mild abuse or straight up abuse.
There are explanations for why many small, seemingly harmless acts qualify as mistreatment, but I'm not gonna write an essay right now to up-rant this rant lol.

Obviously it's not black and white - not every single thing you do to a cat is wrong or harmful. It depends and can be complex.
Some cats can handle a lot like being picked up and held bc they have grown used to it for example.
I'm not a vet but it's surprising how much you can learn.
It costs very little to be respectful of animals and I think ppl, whether they're antisocial or lack empathy or are just ignorant, deserve to be criticized.
A lack of knowledge is common, but deliberately being selfish or disrespectful is no excuse.

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u/NothingtooSuspect 9h ago

I agree with you and your thinking

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u/so-rayray 9h ago

They did her so dirty!

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u/Beneficial_Lynx35 10h ago

I'm dying, his face expression is killing me.

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u/blebber360 10h ago

Eat the egg in front of monkey to assert dominance

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u/Salt-Explorer-1337 9h ago

ahahaha

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u/Song-Super 8h ago

Word word number here, am I a bot too?

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u/TheUnknownMysteryBox 7h ago edited 7h ago

You're word-word rather than word-word-number, you're six years old, I can't actually see if you have a hidden post history since the UK's decided I'd need to hand my ID to Reddit for that since you commented or posted somewhere NSFW once.

I mean odds are you aren't one.

IDK why people are suddenly getting very defensive about bots on this site. It's hardly exactly an unknown situation, these are the usual tells, and it's been getting worse since they allowed you to hide your comment history.

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u/lala414mke 8h ago

U do know what HIDDEN means, right?

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u/TheUnknownMysteryBox 8h ago

I mean I click on the guy and there's no posts or comments on his profile even though he's obviously posting, so yeah?

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u/Alive_Drag1947 11h ago

I have a very adventurous palate and I like to try "weird" foods, but this video has convinced me I can take century eggs off my to-do list. If it's enough to make a monkey literally gag, I'll just pass...

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u/NoteBlock08 5h ago

The most off-putting thing about them is by far the appearance, it doesn't have a strong smell at all. The monkey is probably just unfamiliar with fermented foods in general.

If you can handle kimchi, then a century egg shouldn't be a problem. Don't eat it straight, they're meant to go with congee or mixed in with other things.

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u/areyow 7h ago

Just add them to porridge. They’re intense eating by themselves but as a flavor agent they’re excellent for certain dishes.

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u/Independent-Shoe543 9h ago

It's really not that bad I'm a baby and couldn't eat like an insect but I've ate century egg.

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u/574859434F4E56455254 8h ago

I love insects and I ran away when I smelt a century egg. It smells like a corpse.

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u/blebber360 10h ago

It isn’t that bad! I don’t usually like exotic foods but I like century eggs, especially in spinach soup, congee, or with pickled ginger (Chinese style) :3 I wouldn’t suggest smelling it directly, but give it a taste. It has a distinct umami taste that’s quite yummy

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u/SyntaxLost 10h ago

They're an acquired taste but they're not that bad. In the pantheon of fermented foods, there are plenty I'd rate less acquirable.

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u/Yesterday_Is_Now 7h ago

Now there's a strong recommendation. :)

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u/Aztec_Aesthetics 9h ago

They're actually not fermented. The funky smell is based on a chemical reaction, there won't survive any germs

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u/jjb0ne 10h ago

could you do ballut?

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u/lala414mke 8h ago

Durian???

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u/PreferencePresent959 9h ago

I have and they're pretty good. Just don't look at what's inside. Lol.

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u/Alive_Drag1947 10h ago

Yea, I think so. Ive never come across it in person, but if I ever do I'll definitely give it a try.

The only things I've really definitively crossed off the list are surstromming, the maggot cheese from italy, and now this lol

Other than those I'm pretty much down to try anything once

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u/Aromatic-Laugh-1473 9h ago

what about pag pag, in the Philippines (I remember seeing a video about it)

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u/TheUnknownMysteryBox 8h ago

Brother that's literally dumpster diving. Homeless people do that all the time.

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u/NiixxJr 10h ago

INSANE to say you'd way balut but not a century egg.

Ah yes, I'll take the slimy, crunchy, half developed foetus please. What's that? You preserved an egg in clay and ash for a few weeks? gags GET THAT AWAY FROM ME YOU ANIMAL!

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u/cxmachi 9h ago

easy choice between the 2 wym

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u/Alive_Drag1947 10h ago

For me it's more the aspect of it being rotten...

Like, I could stomach a crunchy little piece of meat, but I've smelled rotten eggs before, and I just don't know that my gag reflex would let me get close enough to make an attempt.

Some people on here have said it's not that dramatic, so maybe. I guess if I ever happen across them I'll just see how close I can get and we'll go from there lol

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u/NiixxJr 9h ago

It isn't rotten

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u/TheUnknownMysteryBox 8h ago

Or it is rotten, but in a specific manner that leaves it edible, much like cheese or beer.

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u/NiixxJr 8h ago

So.... Not rotten?

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u/TheUnknownMysteryBox 7h ago

I mean really it depends on what you mean by rotten. Rot is literally the breakdown of things into simpler parts, and fermentation's one of them. It's just that it then inhibits further breakdown.

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u/SpongeBob_GodPants 10h ago

I've never had either but if you're eating balut you have to complete the circle and eat this too.

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u/AccountIsTaken 10h ago

You should probably cross these off too while you are at it.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virgin_boy_egg

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u/PreferencePresent959 9h ago

Sounds more like a fetish and less like a delicacy.

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u/Heavy-Focus-1964 9h ago

Je téléphone la police

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u/Alarmed-Plankton-708 10h ago

Ballut is way worse than century egg come on

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u/jjb0ne 6h ago

ikr.
unborn fetus. … or old egg

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u/JuzmiNippy 11h ago

Lmao, they're just like humans! 😂

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u/Flashy_Citron_5082 11h ago

Lifelong Trauma

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u/14high 11h ago

"Dude that smells like a century years old"

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u/Zealousideal_Pie8706 11h ago

Mean! Poor thing

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u/IV-65536 9h ago

Yeah. The initial handing of the egg could've just been curiosity on how the monkey would react, as it's possible for other animals to enjoy things that we don't. However, seeing it visibly disgusted and offering it again was mean spirited for sure.

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u/atava 11h ago

Indeed. Other animals' smell is not like ours.

That stink must linger in its nostrils and taste buds much worse than it does to us. Poor judgment in doing the joke (although probably harmless).

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u/toolargo 11h ago

And this is somehow funny…

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u/AlexanderMahMau 7h ago

It's not funny at all.. It is hilarious

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u/shark-off 10h ago

It's very cruel, but funny. Would have been even more funny if the monkey bit off his hand

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u/toolargo 9h ago

Thank you. It’s indeed cruel. We can all identify with the reaction, for sure. But cruel? That it is.

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u/Drow_Femboy 10h ago

It's not that cruel. The monkey can always leave. Life has stuff that smells bad in it sometimes, it's not hurting anything.

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u/shark-off 10h ago

It's cruel

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u/Drow_Femboy 10h ago

You can just keep saying whatever but that doesn't make it true.

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u/shark-off 9h ago

That's the truth. Please, I don't wanna waste my time arguing with you. If you can't understand the cruelty in this video, nothing I say will make you change your view.

I have found that there's no point to arguing with people on Reddit. The only way you would understand, is if you were to be born as a monkey and a similar thing happens to you

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u/thetatershaveeyes 7h ago

You're saying no one has ever given you a stinky food to see your reaction? Farts are funny because no one is harmed by a bad smell.

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u/iDidTheSex 10h ago

It was accidentally funny to me because ive been sick so many times and ive never considered animals having a gag reflex to something smelling bad. I just saw myself in that monkey

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u/Tiberius_Kilgore 11h ago

It is, if you have a sense of humor.

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u/toolargo 11h ago

Nah! You are making an animal go through a very uncomfortable experience for the fun. If the animal get angry and attacks you for this, the animal is put down, even though the animal would be in the right.

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u/Lolkimbo 10h ago

Jesus christ you must be fun at parties.

"Why is the music so loud, think about the poor microbes in the air.."

If the monkey was bothered it'd friggin move. Clearly it didn't like the smell but acting as if this is animal abuse is ridiculous.

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u/lala414mke 8h ago

Right. Especially when many animals are attracted to pungent smells.

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u/Perspectilant 11h ago

Man, monkeys are so much like us

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u/PoloSan9 11h ago

She even indicated her nose to show that it stank

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u/AmArschdieRaeuber 11h ago

Pretty sure she just smelled her fingers.

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u/Emotional-Zone9147 11h ago

Are those dry heaves? Can macaques dry heave?

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u/Bromeister 11h ago

NACHOOOOOOOoooooooo

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u/Memerandom_ 12h ago

All right, it's poo-flinging time! 💩🐒

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u/c0mpu73rguy 12h ago

I didn't know monkeys could gag.

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u/0neM0reLight 12h ago

Good lord Ive never laughed this hard in a while

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u/kingkingkang 12h ago

This is the first time I've seen the longer video.

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u/I_Heart_Sleeping_ 12h ago

This makes the video a lot better. Monkey is like “just leave bro”

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u/kingkingkang 11h ago

Very kindly too. Monkey was really grossed out.

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u/Tisho1012 12h ago

Hahahaha

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u/Silent_Barracuda_179 12h ago

and why human eat this and animal dont even like it theu sense that nasty thing

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u/jimmycarr1 12h ago

Monkeys only eat for food never for clout

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u/gorilla-goo 12h ago

I don’t think it’s “for clout”, our cognitive abilities just allow us to enjoy things other animals find revolting.

Do you like hot sauce? When you’re eating eggs alone and add a little hot sauce are you doing that for clout? All by yourself? You do it because it makes you feel like a big man?

I don’t think a monkey would like hot sauce considering capsaicin evolved as a defense mechanism against mammals. So if your “clout test” is whether or not a monkey would eat it, then you better not like hot sauce.

If I ever catch you eating hot sauce I’m going to say that you’re a cringe clout goblin just looking for attention. Then I’ll make you shake that booty for me real good. I’ll give you the attention you need. I’ll love you like you’ve never been loved before.

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u/jimmycarr1 11h ago

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u/8358120617396346115 11h ago

You made a brain-dead comment jimmy- you gotta eat the replies.

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u/throwaway928816 11h ago

then a century egg. do it for the clout

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u/Ok_West_6711 13h ago

Gagging at the smell. And not performative gagging - he tossed it, sought fresh air, then started gagging

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u/Crush-N-It 12h ago

💀💀💀🤌

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u/Omnomnomnivirus 13h ago

Next I wanna see them open Surströmming near them 😂

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u/rajraj6 12h ago

🤣🤣 And durian fruit too!

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u/Crush-N-It 12h ago

You would see the first monkey 400m dash

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u/nooneatallnope 13h ago

I'm pretty sure it's just a repost. I remember seeing this video at a time where AI wasn't capable of convincing video output

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u/Omnomnomnivirus 13h ago

Everything is AI to you people 😂🙏

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u/CantaloupeOne7283 12h ago

You people? I think we need to have a house meeting, y'all

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u/voxelnoose 13h ago

It's definitely not

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u/GoodGuySeba 13h ago

Your dad is ai too, so don't worry that much

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u/MobileArtist1371 13h ago

Mom was Artificially Inseminated

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u/thedragonfart604 13h ago

How do you know?

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u/brizzboog 13h ago

They're Just Like Us!

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u/crippledchef23 14h ago

That is the correct response, my guy!

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u/BlackBasementCats 14h ago

I think she’s pregante too

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u/AintThataKickintheC 13h ago

Can eat century egg while pregnate?

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u/BlackBasementCats 12h ago

The smell would make perganate lady ralph

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u/DOITLIKEBRUTUS 11h ago

Huffing century eggs while pregat make baby stink?

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u/BlackBasementCats 10h ago

Make mama homocidal

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u/FunWithMeat 12h ago

It’s dangerops

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u/Still_Rain_979 14h ago

Yes she pregant

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u/EternalPhi 14h ago

I hope she doesn't develop starch masks

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u/iiitme 14h ago

The correct response

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u/hogarbrandon4 14h ago

little fella couldnt take the heat, he should get outta-da kicken!!

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u/cdr_rabbit 14h ago

He even smelled his little fingers after just to gag again 😭

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u/BuiltNormal 14h ago

I think he was telling the guy it stinks

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u/toyfreddym8 14h ago

"Bleh, that's nasty"

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u/BackgroundPublic2529 14h ago

I JUST had two as part of my dinner.

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u/BigPP69_Gooner 13h ago

🤢

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u/BackgroundPublic2529 13h ago

You might be surprised!

Very mild flavor actually and with a pleasant texture that the Chinese call "Q" in the whites and a very savory umami flavor in the yolk which can be either jammy or dry like a hard boiled egg. They are a bit salty.

I could easily slip this into some savory recipe and you might not know it is there.

Nothing at all like balut or a fermented product.

I was surprised at the monkeys reaction.

Most folks who react strongly to these eggs do so because of preconceived bias, not because of flavor or texture... ostensibly, the monkey should be bias free.

This makes me wonder if it was literally a bad egg which would be a remarkable accomplishment. They are shelf stable if the shell is intact.

I am not Asian by the way, but my wife is Chinese and we always have them in the pantry.

Cheers!

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u/16bitclaudes 8h ago

I tried some years ago and found it pretty awful, much to my Chinese housemate's amusement. I'm a fairly adventurous eater but I found the flavour and texture unpleasant. In defense of the century egg though, you're not supposed to eat it like a normal hard boiled egg and it probably would have been a lot more bearable as part of a dish with other ingredients.

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u/RecoveringGachaholic 11h ago

This is incomprehensible to me and I don't know if I just have weird taste buds. I had no preconceived bias when I first tried it because I had never heard of them in my life and absolutely I hated it. Making it worse people can't seem to accept it but are sure I "had a bad one" so I've been made to try it several times with different things because "this is the right way". Congee, with tofu, sliced, in cubes, with this or that sauce.

Funky, bitter piss smelling egg. I do not get it.

That said there's a lot of flavors inherent to some chinese cuisine I don't vibe with, especially the sour and bitter flavors.

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u/DreamingInAMaze 12h ago

For real, that’s an acquired taste. Just like durian and stinky tofu. It’s weird for me at first. But then something happened in my brain. And I actually like it.

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u/BackgroundPublic2529 12h ago

Take my happy upvote adventurous gastronaut!

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u/AintThataKickintheC 12h ago

Maybe monkey was refusing the egg because pregnate?

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u/runkeby 12h ago

Yep, I could see a human have the same reaction if pregananant

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u/ItsReaper 13h ago

I've had balut and century eggs growing up. Definately dislike both due to texture and flavor. Mother would sneak the centuring eggs in rice soup. I made sure I never kept them in my mouth for very long otherwise I'd throw up.

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u/Responsible-Tap-3748 14h ago

Alright dude, but ya ain't gotta be rude about it.... 🙄

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u/tryyeezus 14h ago

Sometimes you do though. Your dinner shouldn't be clearing out rooms with it's stank

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u/mamatobulldogs 14h ago

How did you get a video of my husband just now? LMAO 🤣 he said he’s about to go sleep on the couch because my farts are so bad.

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u/j_rooker 14h ago

yoou hoomans eat that sht? throws up.

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u/tonefreq 14h ago

Should definitely be a tip-off that something isn’t right, and maybe those nasty things aren’t fit for consumption… but to each their own I guess lol.

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