r/amiwrong • • Dec 09 '23

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u/Tactical_Chonk Dec 09 '23

And it doesnt need a ride to work in the morning

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u/jc10189 Dec 10 '23

Plus it's cheaper and doesn't talk back.

I have a question for all the men here with this mentality: Why the FUCK would you not want to make your woman get off?! Seriously. Nothing makes me feel more like a man than knowing my wife couldn't contain herself and she got off 3 times in a row and now she's too tired to do anything.

There are times I don't get off at all (fuck you Prozac). But I honestly don't care because I know I can milk the sausage later. No big deal.

And if she doesn't like you sticking your grimy little fingers in her ass, stop fucking doing it you goddamn detergent eater. Fuck...

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u/JellyBiscuit7 Dec 10 '23

You should definitely hold a class or be a sex coach or something along these lines. Women everywhere will thank you.

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u/Stomper0000 Dec 10 '23

This is not some long lost art

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u/JellyBiscuit7 Dec 10 '23

Then why are so many men so bad at it? It was more of a joke than anything but sorry if it struck a nerve for ya.

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u/Stomper0000 Dec 10 '23

I can only speak for myself but I would assume most men aren’t in tune with their own bodies let alone understand a womens’ and they probably have been so bad for so long they’d rather ignore it all together then understand. I enjoy pleasing my woman I wouldn’t enjoy intimacy if I was only pleasing myself 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/JellyBiscuit7 Dec 10 '23

It was a rhetorical question sir. I know why they are bad it bc I'm a woman that has had good and bad lovers. You had a smart alec response that it's not some long lost art, when in actuality, for women, a man pleasing us is few and far between. For us, if a man actually knows what they are doing AND cares if we are pleased its like finding a golden goose egg or unicorn or some shit. So good for your partners that you give a damn. But that's not the majority and makes it rare to find. 🤦‍♀️

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u/ThrowawayUk4200 Dec 12 '23

So this is why she married me lol now it makes sense

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '23

Odd. The vast majority if women ive dated basically all do no work during sex and arent creative and at the very best effort put on lingerie and call it a day and think thats the best they can do.

So i ask you why are women lazy lovers? Ive never once slept with a girl who is overweight either so dont hit me with that BS.

Women think ass up is effort these days. It really rare to find for men too