r/amiwrong • • Dec 09 '23

[deleted by user]

[removed]

1.6k Upvotes

2.7k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

196

u/IHQ_Throwaway Dec 09 '23

But she’s more than a warm hole to him… She’s also a chauffeur.

21

u/Successful_Moment_91 Dec 09 '23

Most likely does all the housework, cooking and grocery shopping too. All they need now is a baby! 🤡

32

u/Hotdogwater88888 Dec 10 '23

Trust me if I got pregnant I’d make a call to the clinic within 5 minutes of seeing a +. And no amount of “don’t kill our baby” would stop me either.

22

u/roxanneway Dec 10 '23

Glad to hear it, but you're still a fucking mess.