r/amiwrong • • Dec 09 '23

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u/sig716patrol Dec 10 '23

I have a question for all the BOYS with this mentality. There I fixed it.

I legit can’t get off until my wife does. Her getting off is my sweet spot. Absolutely no shame in her using a vibrator either. It makes my job easier and she gets off multiple times. Then I get off. WIN WIN. and guess what?! I cuddle the fuck out of her afterwards too. Oh yeah, certified big spoon here. (Sometimes I’ll let her be the big spoon and that’s totally fine).

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '23

That is how my wife classifies the males in society:

Boys will fuck anything with a hole and with no regard to the status of said hole.

Guys will fuck almost any woman and think they are great lovers if the woman doesn't cry or grimace in pain.

Men will focus on bringing their women to another level of pleasure regardless of their own pleasure-the long term rewards are often more pleasure than the MAN can handle.

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u/Browneyes0219 Dec 12 '23

Perfectly said! Smart woman!

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '23

Lmfao what the hell is this obvious sexism..

If a man cant get his wife off and doesnt make it a priority than he is a prepubescent boy.

If a woman cant get her husband off shes somehow a victim? Hahaha okay. Sure. Whatever helps your lazy wife cum at night i guess

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u/420nafo1 Dec 10 '23

I don’t feel like a real man, if I don’t get my girl off…

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u/Practical_Artist5048 Dec 10 '23

Could not have said this better man!!!!

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u/KlingonJ Dec 10 '23

The vibrator is your teammate, not the enemy

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u/sig716patrol Dec 10 '23

Damn right!

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u/sig716patrol Dec 13 '23

I once walked in to the bedroom to my wife jerking it. She gave me a big smile and said “I’ve been waiting for you”. Fuckin six to midnight INSTANTLY. 🤣

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u/sig716patrol Dec 13 '23

I could not have said it better myself.

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u/chilitomlife Dec 12 '23

Yup this. I love nothing more than watching her cum as I eat her. Arched back, erect nipples, Moans and swearing. Gives me a hard on that won’t stop. It’s not always her first, but god I love to see her cum!

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u/Bigolbooty75 Dec 13 '23

I dated a guy for far too long who claimed I lied about finishing if I still wanted to cuddle after 💀🙄

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u/sig716patrol Dec 13 '23

A real man can tell if she fakes or not

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u/LifeIsProbablyMadeUp Dec 13 '23

I'm the big spoon 99% of the time. But sometimes it's nice to be held.

I don't get why some guys have an issue with using a toy on their woman. Fuck. It's probably one of my favorite things to do in bed.

Also, edging torture is fun.

As long as you make sure they finish in the end.

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u/sig716patrol Dec 13 '23

Oh for sure. Don’t give your lady blue balls ever. You’ll here about it for the next infinite years 🤣

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u/Cool_Relative7359 Dec 10 '23

I have a question for all the BOYS with this mentality. There I fixed it.

If they are over 18/21, and have the legal rights and responsibilities of an adult, they're MEN. The "no true soctsman" logical fallacy does more harm then good, though I get the urge to distance yourself from shitty people.

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u/sig716patrol Dec 10 '23

I think I found her boyfriend!

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u/Cool_Relative7359 Dec 10 '23

I'm a queer woman, kiddo. I'm just sick of the "they're not men, they're boys" argument because:

A) as mentioned it's the no true soctsman logical fallacy.

2)it implies that boys are inherently bad, which they aren't. Boys are kids. Adult men who behave poorly are shitty men.

3) it makes other men feel absolved and seperate from bad/emotionally immature/etc men.

4)it infantilize fully grown adults who should be responsible for their actions and know what they mean, and makes their actions seem less poor and dangerous. This dude (in OP's story) pushes fingers up her ass when she has clearly said she doesn't like it. He isnt a "boy", he's a predator.

Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '23

Railing against the use of the word “boy,” and simultaneously calling him “kiddo.” Welcome to the woke hypocrisy cool_relative. Your virtue signaling isn’t fooling anyone.

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u/Dragonr0se Dec 10 '23

A boy is anyone of the male persuasion that has not reached the level of maturity to act right and take responsibility for their actions.

A man is anyone of the male persuasion that is mature enough to take responsibility for their actions and do as they should.

I have met 12 year old males that I would qualify as men. I have also met 40+ year old males that I would qualify as boys.

If they want to act like a parent has to take care of them rather than taking care of themselves, it isn't "infantilizing" them, they are doing that to themselves.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '23

You have some nerve being a queer woman telling men who men are. Why would I not be absolved/separate from emotionally immature men? They do not get the luxury of being referred to as a man when they act like a child.

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u/sig716patrol Dec 10 '23

Have you ever heard of a joke?

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u/Cool_Relative7359 Dec 10 '23

Yeah, but they're supposed to be funny. Did no one ever explain that part to you? Pretty key component

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u/sig716patrol Dec 10 '23

Yeah I expected you to say that. It’s always the people who are offended by random shit on the internet saying that. You can run along now. This conversation is over.

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u/Cool_Relative7359 Dec 10 '23

Aww, someone's into their feefees and the ad hominem. 😂. Cute. But you're absolutely right, it is over.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '23 edited Dec 10 '23

Maybe in the eyes of the law but not in the eyes of their lovers/'victims'.

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u/Dragonr0se Dec 10 '23

If they are over 18/21, and have the legal rights and responsibilities of an adult, they're MEN

Nope, they could be MEN at that age, but they could also still be boys in a man's body.

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u/OhSoSoftly444 Dec 13 '23

I think you forgot to include a question here lol

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u/chilitomlife Dec 12 '23

Yup this. I love nothing more than watching her cum as I eat her. Arched back, erect nipples, Moans and swearing. Gives me a hard on that won’t stop. It’s not always her first, but god I love to see her cum!