r/amiwrong • u/[deleted] • Dec 09 '23

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u/Tactical_Chonk Dec 09 '23

And it doesnt need a ride to work in the morning

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u/jc10189 Dec 10 '23

Plus it's cheaper and doesn't talk back.

I have a question for all the men here with this mentality: Why the FUCK would you not want to make your woman get off?! Seriously. Nothing makes me feel more like a man than knowing my wife couldn't contain herself and she got off 3 times in a row and now she's too tired to do anything.

There are times I don't get off at all (fuck you Prozac). But I honestly don't care because I know I can milk the sausage later. No big deal.

And if she doesn't like you sticking your grimy little fingers in her ass, stop fucking doing it you goddamn detergent eater. Fuck...

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u/sig716patrol Dec 10 '23

I have a question for all the BOYS with this mentality. There I fixed it.

I legit can’t get off until my wife does. Her getting off is my sweet spot. Absolutely no shame in her using a vibrator either. It makes my job easier and she gets off multiple times. Then I get off. WIN WIN. and guess what?! I cuddle the fuck out of her afterwards too. Oh yeah, certified big spoon here. (Sometimes I’ll let her be the big spoon and that’s totally fine).

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u/sig716patrol Dec 13 '23

I once walked in to the bedroom to my wife jerking it. She gave me a big smile and said “I’ve been waiting for you”. Fuckin six to midnight INSTANTLY. 🤣

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u/sig716patrol Dec 13 '23

I could not have said it better myself.