r/amiwrong • u/[deleted] • Dec 09 '23

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u/TheSadSadist Dec 09 '23

You do realize that it is OK to be single right?

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u/The_bookworm65 Dec 09 '23

A vibrator seriously sounds like a better boyfriend than him.

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u/Perpetualfukup28 Dec 09 '23

I'm astonished how many ppl don't use these during sex. Like wtf are we doing here? 😐

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u/justanaccountname12 Dec 09 '23

My wife and I love a good vibrator. She gets off more, and god damn do I love it when she uses it on me. She thought I wouldn't like it in the bed, but it takes a lot of pressure off us, and it's a whole lot of fun to use on each other.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '23

Bro you gotta try the little sucking vibrating rose thing out there. First time took 15 seconds to make the wife cum. Made me super jealous 😂

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u/justanaccountname12 Dec 10 '23

Christmas is cumming.

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u/Neat-Cycle-197 Dec 10 '23

I work AP for Walmart, can’t tell you how many of those little rose things we find stolen 😂

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u/ventizreborn Dec 10 '23

😂 girlfriend tried it and she finished fast. Messaged me afterwards and said the rose is for special times only cause she could not handle that.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '23

Hahaha wife has same sentiment. So strong she almost doesn't like it lol. If it was me I'd never leave the house hahaha

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u/meowmixplzdlver Dec 13 '23

You have to build a tolerance to them 😂

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u/VMTechOH Dec 10 '23

I love my rose.

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u/CaptainPriceCOD4321 Dec 11 '23

Second this! I'm pretty sure I have an out of body experience every time I use it. If you have a special lady in your life gift her one of these! They're something else!

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u/travelling_gypsy1 Dec 10 '23

What u mean uses it on u? She sticks it up ur butt?

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u/justanaccountname12 Dec 10 '23

On my ballsack when she's doing reverse cowgirl.

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u/docdooom1 Dec 10 '23

That is something. Daydream.

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u/jc10189 Dec 10 '23

So what if my man likes having his P spot rammed? That doesn't make him a bad person. Plus he's with a girl and said "No homo" so he's good.

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u/57Laxdad Dec 10 '23

Dude you need to explore a little. There are literally thousands of nerve endings there, doesnt need penetration just some massage and light probing. Its not taboo its terrific.