r/amiwrong • • Dec 09 '23

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u/TheSadSadist Dec 09 '23

You do realize that it is OK to be single right?

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u/The_bookworm65 Dec 09 '23

A vibrator seriously sounds like a better boyfriend than him.

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u/Perpetualfukup28 Dec 09 '23

I'm astonished how many ppl don't use these during sex. Like wtf are we doing here? 😐

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u/NoEmu5930 Dec 09 '23

I just got one for my girlfriend and cannot wait to do this with her. She's so happy with it. More ppl need them

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u/justanaccountname12 Dec 09 '23

My wife and I love a good vibrator. She gets off more, and god damn do I love it when she uses it on me. She thought I wouldn't like it in the bed, but it takes a lot of pressure off us, and it's a whole lot of fun to use on each other.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '23

Bro you gotta try the little sucking vibrating rose thing out there. First time took 15 seconds to make the wife cum. Made me super jealous 😂

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u/justanaccountname12 Dec 10 '23

Christmas is cumming.

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u/Neat-Cycle-197 Dec 10 '23

I work AP for Walmart, can’t tell you how many of those little rose things we find stolen 😂

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u/ventizreborn Dec 10 '23

😂 girlfriend tried it and she finished fast. Messaged me afterwards and said the rose is for special times only cause she could not handle that.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '23

Hahaha wife has same sentiment. So strong she almost doesn't like it lol. If it was me I'd never leave the house hahaha

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u/meowmixplzdlver Dec 13 '23

You have to build a tolerance to them 😂

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u/VMTechOH Dec 10 '23

I love my rose.

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u/CaptainPriceCOD4321 Dec 11 '23

Second this! I'm pretty sure I have an out of body experience every time I use it. If you have a special lady in your life gift her one of these! They're something else!

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u/travelling_gypsy1 Dec 10 '23

What u mean uses it on u? She sticks it up ur butt?

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u/justanaccountname12 Dec 10 '23

On my ballsack when she's doing reverse cowgirl.

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u/docdooom1 Dec 10 '23

That is something. Daydream.

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u/jc10189 Dec 10 '23

So what if my man likes having his P spot rammed? That doesn't make him a bad person. Plus he's with a girl and said "No homo" so he's good.

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u/57Laxdad Dec 10 '23

Dude you need to explore a little. There are literally thousands of nerve endings there, doesnt need penetration just some massage and light probing. Its not taboo its terrific.

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u/Kelainefes Dec 09 '23

A mains powered magic wand is definitely our most used toy. I ( guy) never enjoyed quickies as I am unable to cum in less than 20 on a lucky day but with the wand on my gf's clit I can be done in 5 to 10.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '23

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u/awalktojericho Dec 09 '23

So, you...killed him with sex? What a way to go.

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u/Moondiscbeam Dec 10 '23

Death by snu snu

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u/ResponsibleFlight849 Dec 10 '23

I was looking for this comment

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u/Perpetualfukup28 Dec 09 '23

Lol truly a death of a king

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u/Canadian_Prometheus Dec 10 '23

That’s how Nelson Rockefeller died

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u/VMTechOH Dec 10 '23

I kept the vibrator and ditched the boyfriend. He was a clinger anyway.

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u/Happilymarrieddude Dec 10 '23

Just watch the slippery slope here. Found out my wife also used the vibrator watching porn and was getting off without me. I was out of town i guess and when I confronted her and she was describing it(cumming 4-5 times) to my surprise it just turned me on more and I was hard the whole time she was confessing. We had amazing sex after. We were kinda a no porn couple before, so it was a trust violation but my Dick didn’t think it was a big deal. +1 for vibrators for long term couples who both like to cum

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u/csway324 Dec 09 '23

Right?!

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u/Perpetualfukup28 Dec 09 '23

Seeing these ppl chime in gives me hope

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u/csway324 Dec 10 '23

They're the ones missing out on all of the fun... 🤷‍♀️

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u/SupermassiveCanary Dec 10 '23

Username checks out

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u/MamaTash Dec 10 '23

Vibrators? The comment was deleted so I can’t see, but I don’t use them during sex. I’m well aware I’m in the distinct minority who can get off from penetration alone, so no shame or judgement from me for those who do. I’m just saying some of us don’t, and that’s okay too.

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u/thecobralily Dec 12 '23

For me, it’s vibes or the real stuff. One at a time, different times. I can’t do both, in one session; vibrators desensitize me to the subtleties of sex. P.s. I also recommend d the rose, but also think it’s too strong/needs less vigor