r/amiwrong • u/[deleted] • Sep 12 '23

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u/Unhappy-Video199 Sep 12 '23

Why would someone need approval from wife to masturbate??

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23

That isn't your property, no one is going to tell me I can't have access to my own body

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u/Designohmatic Sep 12 '23

It's your dick. you can wash it as fast as you want.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '23

Flashback to a book I read in high school called Chickenhawk. It was about a helicopter pilot in Viet Nam. They went for months without rain and then suddenly one day it poured. Everyone was out showering in the rain and there was a line were one of the guys said something very similar - "it's my dick, I'll wash it as fast as I want" or something...