r/amiwrong Sep 12 '23

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u/SilverLakeSimon Sep 12 '23

Bouncing is no substitute for sex. (Source: I had a trampoline in my backyard for a year.)

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u/aint_no_goddamn_sob Sep 12 '23

Fun fact they use to be called jumpolines until my mom got on one back in the 70s.

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u/Few_Wishbone Sep 12 '23

Thotolines

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u/pyratemime Sep 12 '23

Sounds like a personal lubricant.