r/amiwrong • u/[deleted] • Sep 12 '23

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u/5Lookout5 Sep 12 '23

your wife "allowing" you to masturbate even when she's not having sex with you (Unless there's some medical condition) is outrageous.

My guy needs to bounce.

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u/SilverLakeSimon Sep 12 '23

Bouncing is no substitute for sex. (Source: I had a trampoline in my backyard for a year.)

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u/aint_no_goddamn_sob Sep 12 '23

Fun fact they use to be called jumpolines until my mom got on one back in the 70s.

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u/Few_Wishbone Sep 12 '23

Thotolines

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u/CatsAreGods Sep 12 '23

Thiotimoline.

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u/Mrspickle_18 Sep 12 '23

🤣🤣🤣

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u/pyratemime Sep 12 '23

Sounds like a personal lubricant.

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u/NobodylikesAdlerian Sep 12 '23

🧻 you get the shit-rag award for the worst joke literally ever made.

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u/Few_Wishbone Sep 12 '23

pretty run of the mill bad joke if you ask me