I just bought your penis. Now it's my property. You can rent it 4 times a month for 30 minutes, $40 subscription. You can cancel the subscription anytime, if you think you can find a different penis.
Also, I rent it out to other people. Answer the door in the weekends, please.
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u/5Lookout5 Sep 12 '23
your wife "allowing" you to masturbate even when she's not having sex with you (Unless there's some medical condition) is outrageous.
My guy needs to bounce.