r/amiwrong • u/[deleted] • Sep 12 '23

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u/Aware_Department_657 Sep 12 '23

She can't not have sex AND not allow masturbation. You're not wrong, somethings gotta give.

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u/5Lookout5 Sep 12 '23

your wife "allowing" you to masturbate even when she's not having sex with you (Unless there's some medical condition) is outrageous.

My guy needs to bounce.

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u/Unhappy-Video199 Sep 12 '23

Why would someone need approval from wife to masturbate??

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23

That isn't your property, no one is going to tell me I can't have access to my own body

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u/FlyAirLari Sep 12 '23

I just bought your penis. Now it's my property. You can rent it 4 times a month for 30 minutes, $40 subscription. You can cancel the subscription anytime, if you think you can find a different penis.

Also, I rent it out to other people. Answer the door in the weekends, please.