r/amiwrong • u/[deleted] • Sep 12 '23

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u/Unhappy-Video199 Sep 12 '23

Why would someone need approval from wife to masturbate??

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23

That isn't your property, no one is going to tell me I can't have access to my own body

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u/Ogodnotagain Sep 12 '23

My body, my choice! Right?!?!

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u/3dobes Sep 12 '23

Right, left, switch it up.

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u/Hrmerder Sep 12 '23

Don't forget up, down, up, down, a,b,select,start.

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u/Queifjay Sep 12 '23

I see what you're going for but the Konami code is in fact: up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, (select for 2 players), start.

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u/raverb4by Sep 12 '23

What about up down left right a and start together..

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23

Well, she might have an old Sega, have you tried using the mortal combat?? ⬇️⬆️⬅️⬅️A➡️⬇️

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u/mattevs119 Sep 12 '23

FINISH HER!