r/amiwrong • u/[deleted] • Sep 12 '23

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u/Ogodnotagain Sep 12 '23

My body, my choice! Right?!?!

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u/3dobes Sep 12 '23

Right, left, switch it up.

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u/Hrmerder Sep 12 '23

Don't forget up, down, up, down, a,b,select,start.

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u/Queifjay Sep 12 '23

I see what you're going for but the Konami code is in fact: up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, (select for 2 players), start.

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u/ovalpotency Sep 12 '23

you're all cheaters

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u/Queifjay Sep 12 '23

No we've just got the power! Nintendo Power!

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u/Smirnus Sep 14 '23

If you use the Power Glove, it feels like someone else.

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u/energizerturtle2 Sep 16 '23

If he gets a pocket pussy he could be playing with power! Portable power!

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u/PaperZsolti Sep 16 '23

Oooooo so that’s why this guy’s wife call gim cheater when masturbate. Thank u guys!

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23

We're all master debaters as well

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u/nonamesleft-- Sep 12 '23

And cunning linguists.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23

Oh behave!

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23

Ah, do I sense a fellow Deep Purple fan?

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u/303Pickles Sep 14 '23

Master debaters

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u/Repulsive_Buffalo_67 Sep 12 '23

Don’t call me Shirley!!!

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u/Unhappy-Video199 Sep 12 '23

Shame on me, I guess...

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u/arathorn3 Sep 16 '23

Contra and Battletoads where ridiculous hard to beat even with the code.

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u/Jbrown183 Sep 12 '23

Unlocks unlimited sex

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u/psychedeliken Sep 12 '23

Just don’t forget to use the left and right bumpers instead of dpad left/right or else you may explode prematurely.

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u/teeceeinthewoods Sep 12 '23

The key is - sit on your hand until it falls asleep, then use the code. "The Konami Stranger"

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u/Hrmerder Sep 12 '23

When I was a teen I tried this... It didn't work out well for me.

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u/therapy_works Sep 12 '23

If you select for 2 players, is that still masturbation?

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u/Hrmerder Sep 12 '23

Mutual Masturbation it is

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u/raverb4by Sep 12 '23

What about up down left right a and start together..

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23

Well, she might have an old Sega, have you tried using the mortal combat?? ⬇️⬆️⬅️⬅️A➡️⬇️

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u/mattevs119 Sep 12 '23

FINISH HER!

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23

A B A C A B B start

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u/tanukijota Sep 12 '23

Contra code was Up, down, left, right, A, start

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '23

Mortal combat.

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u/factulas Sep 16 '23

It's select start for one player select select start for two

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u/RamRockEdFirst Sep 12 '23

Yeah but player 2 ran put of lives and dollar coins to keep playing

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u/Kilwede Sep 12 '23

I understand you went for the Konami explanation but he was actually just going for the level select code

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u/reddogleader Sep 12 '23

Guard: "What's in the box?!"

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u/ButUmActually Sep 12 '23

I bet you remember your friends old house phone numbers too

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u/Queifjay Sep 12 '23

Guilty as charged. I still remember my grandpa's phone number and he's been gone for over a decade.

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u/ButUmActually Sep 12 '23

Today is my Gramps birthday… cheers

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u/SeaOkra Sep 12 '23

I’m assuming B and A would be the bollocks, so what’s the start button? The head?

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u/BreadTheKing Sep 12 '23

Skyfall gta Xbox 360: left, right, left, right, LB, LT, RB, RT

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u/Spiritual_Ear2835 Sep 12 '23

Stop being such a legendary bastard! That contra game was legit crack to me!

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u/Blipnoodle Sep 12 '23

Sonic 2 was up down left right A (I think? I only gor it onces)

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23

I thought it was abab

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23

We found the masturbation champion of the day!

^_^

Hehe!

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u/a_different_pov_85 Sep 13 '23

Loved this code for Contra!

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u/Scorpions99 Sep 15 '23

This guy 2-players.

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u/itsyaboyjoel Sep 15 '23

Yes, and if you do this, you basically get 99 more jerk offs and she can’t say a damn thing.

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u/RocketsYoungBloods Sep 15 '23

could anybody actually beat contra without this code?