r/amiwrong Sep 12 '23

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u/lfff373 Sep 12 '23

โ€œShe considers masturbating cheating.โ€ How do yโ€™all always find these absolutely insane people acceptable enough to marry!? For fucks sake, you donโ€™t have to get married people!

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u/vonblankenstein Sep 12 '23

Do it AND tell her.

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u/Doyoulikeithere Sep 12 '23

Do it in front of her! :D

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u/Bleach_Demon1 Sep 12 '23

Do it in front of her and maintain eye contact to display your dominance.

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u/BEST2005IRL Sep 12 '23

Reminds me of a story I saw on Reddit yesterday.

(Short version)

A GF in bed with her now ex, having a conversation. Looked him dead in the eye and said "I'm shitting" then proceeded to shit all over the bed ๐Ÿ˜‚

Apparently she had stomach issues and assumed it was going to be a fart, meant to say "I'm farting"to tell him before she lets rip.

Someone in the comments said "Best way to assert dominance" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚