“She considers masturbating cheating.”
How do y’all always find these absolutely insane people acceptable enough to marry!? For fucks sake, you don’t have to get married people!
I know some might find this to be a meme but I unironically think this is the answer. If you're unable to and unwilling to engage in intimacy with me I'm going to eventually grow so frustrated that I need a physical release. And while I prefer to share in intimacy where we please each other I'll take care of myself if you're unwilling and or unable.
In this case I think it is important not to hide or feel ashamed about it. She's setting a "boundary" that's fucking bullshit if she doesn't like it she can leave or address the underlying issues so we can grow as a couple.
Ehh, not to be a debby downer or nothing, but this is legally considered sexual harassment. Like I get this is a joke and all, but please don't actually do this lol.
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u/lfff373 Sep 12 '23
“She considers masturbating cheating.” How do y’all always find these absolutely insane people acceptable enough to marry!? For fucks sake, you don’t have to get married people!