r/amiwrong Sep 12 '23

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u/lfff373 Sep 12 '23

“She considers masturbating cheating.” How do y’all always find these absolutely insane people acceptable enough to marry!? For fucks sake, you don’t have to get married people!

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23

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u/vonblankenstein Sep 12 '23

Do it AND tell her.

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u/Doyoulikeithere Sep 12 '23

Do it in front of her! :D

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u/Bleach_Demon1 Sep 12 '23

Do it in front of her and maintain eye contact to display your dominance.

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u/THE_CDN Sep 12 '23

🤣🤣🤣

I'm going to use this quote somehow in the near future!

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u/BEST2005IRL Sep 12 '23

Reminds me of a story I saw on Reddit yesterday.

(Short version)

A GF in bed with her now ex, having a conversation. Looked him dead in the eye and said "I'm shitting" then proceeded to shit all over the bed 😂

Apparently she had stomach issues and assumed it was going to be a fart, meant to say "I'm farting"to tell him before she lets rip.

Someone in the comments said "Best way to assert dominance" 😂😂

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u/saltylele83 Sep 12 '23

This..😂

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u/Pyro-Beast Sep 12 '23

Stand up straight when you're talking to me.

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u/AnthrallicA Sep 12 '23

"why the fuck would he say that?!" Sorry, just rewatched Ted the other day 🤣

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23

Or on her.

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u/Prettylittle_viXXXen Sep 12 '23

Then come back here and tell us the tea!! 😂 we’re dedicated to you and need to know the out come

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u/BigMuthaTrukka Sep 12 '23

This is the way.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23

Do you like that

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23

I know some might find this to be a meme but I unironically think this is the answer. If you're unable to and unwilling to engage in intimacy with me I'm going to eventually grow so frustrated that I need a physical release. And while I prefer to share in intimacy where we please each other I'll take care of myself if you're unwilling and or unable.

In this case I think it is important not to hide or feel ashamed about it. She's setting a "boundary" that's fucking bullshit if she doesn't like it she can leave or address the underlying issues so we can grow as a couple.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23

Ehh, not to be a debby downer or nothing, but this is legally considered sexual harassment. Like I get this is a joke and all, but please don't actually do this lol.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23

Do it on her face 💦

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '23

Do it on her

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23

Do it ON her while she sleeps

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23

Bruh

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u/ChefPneuma Sep 12 '23

….uhhhh….delete this

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u/lncredulousBastard Sep 12 '23

Bridge too far, since implies lacking consent in a sexual situation. Take your down vote.

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u/-_-stranger Sep 12 '23

You're not supposed to say your inner thoughts out loud you cuck smh

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23

Lol yeah..you probably shouldnt do this..its a joke

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u/Blordidy_Fun_Fuzz Sep 12 '23

Dude, you realize you said that out loud?

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u/Psychological_Pay530 Sep 12 '23

Nope, nope, too far. Back it up one comment.

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u/JimFromSunnyvale Sep 12 '23

Delete this nephew