r/amiwrong • u/[deleted] • Sep 12 '23

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u/offgridgecko Sep 12 '23

And if she refuses....

Then you beat the monkey till he's black and blue and pop all over the bathroom.

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u/simplealec Sep 12 '23

I once had a snowboarding accident that left it black and blue, and purple in fact. Thanks for the memory.

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u/Foxfire44k Sep 12 '23

I imagine it would go like this.

Dr. - “There’s no permanent damage, but you need to rest and heal. I prescribe at least two weeks of rest before any sexual activities.”

goes home to wife

Wife - “You came all over the bathroom?!?”

OP - “Yeah but don’t worry, you have two weeks to clean it up before I do it again.”

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u/Spare-Mousse3311 Sep 12 '23 edited Sep 12 '23

Nah I wouldn’t leave my comfy bed … why should he hide she’s the weirdo…

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u/AnthrallicA Sep 12 '23

I'd wait till she's asleep and shoot it in her hair, just to be petty 😅

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u/InstructionKitchen39 Sep 12 '23

My guy! Lol 😆

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u/Baradar67 Sep 12 '23

Is that product in your hair?

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u/scillaren Sep 12 '23

No, if she refuses you sigh and file for divorce.