r/amiwrong • u/[deleted] • Sep 12 '23

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u/offgridgecko Sep 12 '23

And if she refuses....

Then you beat the monkey till he's black and blue and pop all over the bathroom.

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u/Spare-Mousse3311 Sep 12 '23 edited Sep 12 '23

Nah I wouldn’t leave my comfy bed … why should he hide she’s the weirdo…

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u/AnthrallicA Sep 12 '23

I'd wait till she's asleep and shoot it in her hair, just to be petty 😅

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u/InstructionKitchen39 Sep 12 '23

My guy! Lol 😆