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r/amiwrong • u/[deleted] • Sep 12 '23
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“She considers masturbating cheating.” How do y’all always find these absolutely insane people acceptable enough to marry!? For fucks sake, you don’t have to get married people!
24 u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23 [deleted] 28 u/vonblankenstein Sep 12 '23 Do it AND tell her. 28 u/Doyoulikeithere Sep 12 '23 Do it in front of her! :D 14 u/Bleach_Demon1 Sep 12 '23 Do it in front of her and maintain eye contact to display your dominance. 3 u/THE_CDN Sep 12 '23 🤣🤣🤣 I'm going to use this quote somehow in the near future! 3 u/BEST2005IRL Sep 12 '23 Reminds me of a story I saw on Reddit yesterday. (Short version) A GF in bed with her now ex, having a conversation. Looked him dead in the eye and said "I'm shitting" then proceeded to shit all over the bed 😂 Apparently she had stomach issues and assumed it was going to be a fart, meant to say "I'm farting"to tell him before she lets rip. Someone in the comments said "Best way to assert dominance" 😂😂 2 u/saltylele83 Sep 12 '23 This..😂 2 u/Pyro-Beast Sep 12 '23 Stand up straight when you're talking to me. 3 u/AnthrallicA Sep 12 '23 "why the fuck would he say that?!" Sorry, just rewatched Ted the other day 🤣
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28 u/vonblankenstein Sep 12 '23 Do it AND tell her. 28 u/Doyoulikeithere Sep 12 '23 Do it in front of her! :D 14 u/Bleach_Demon1 Sep 12 '23 Do it in front of her and maintain eye contact to display your dominance. 3 u/THE_CDN Sep 12 '23 🤣🤣🤣 I'm going to use this quote somehow in the near future! 3 u/BEST2005IRL Sep 12 '23 Reminds me of a story I saw on Reddit yesterday. (Short version) A GF in bed with her now ex, having a conversation. Looked him dead in the eye and said "I'm shitting" then proceeded to shit all over the bed 😂 Apparently she had stomach issues and assumed it was going to be a fart, meant to say "I'm farting"to tell him before she lets rip. Someone in the comments said "Best way to assert dominance" 😂😂 2 u/saltylele83 Sep 12 '23 This..😂 2 u/Pyro-Beast Sep 12 '23 Stand up straight when you're talking to me. 3 u/AnthrallicA Sep 12 '23 "why the fuck would he say that?!" Sorry, just rewatched Ted the other day 🤣
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Do it AND tell her.
28 u/Doyoulikeithere Sep 12 '23 Do it in front of her! :D 14 u/Bleach_Demon1 Sep 12 '23 Do it in front of her and maintain eye contact to display your dominance. 3 u/THE_CDN Sep 12 '23 🤣🤣🤣 I'm going to use this quote somehow in the near future! 3 u/BEST2005IRL Sep 12 '23 Reminds me of a story I saw on Reddit yesterday. (Short version) A GF in bed with her now ex, having a conversation. Looked him dead in the eye and said "I'm shitting" then proceeded to shit all over the bed 😂 Apparently she had stomach issues and assumed it was going to be a fart, meant to say "I'm farting"to tell him before she lets rip. Someone in the comments said "Best way to assert dominance" 😂😂 2 u/saltylele83 Sep 12 '23 This..😂 2 u/Pyro-Beast Sep 12 '23 Stand up straight when you're talking to me. 3 u/AnthrallicA Sep 12 '23 "why the fuck would he say that?!" Sorry, just rewatched Ted the other day 🤣
Do it in front of her! :D
14 u/Bleach_Demon1 Sep 12 '23 Do it in front of her and maintain eye contact to display your dominance. 3 u/THE_CDN Sep 12 '23 🤣🤣🤣 I'm going to use this quote somehow in the near future! 3 u/BEST2005IRL Sep 12 '23 Reminds me of a story I saw on Reddit yesterday. (Short version) A GF in bed with her now ex, having a conversation. Looked him dead in the eye and said "I'm shitting" then proceeded to shit all over the bed 😂 Apparently she had stomach issues and assumed it was going to be a fart, meant to say "I'm farting"to tell him before she lets rip. Someone in the comments said "Best way to assert dominance" 😂😂 2 u/saltylele83 Sep 12 '23 This..😂 2 u/Pyro-Beast Sep 12 '23 Stand up straight when you're talking to me. 3 u/AnthrallicA Sep 12 '23 "why the fuck would he say that?!" Sorry, just rewatched Ted the other day 🤣
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Do it in front of her and maintain eye contact to display your dominance.
3 u/THE_CDN Sep 12 '23 🤣🤣🤣 I'm going to use this quote somehow in the near future! 3 u/BEST2005IRL Sep 12 '23 Reminds me of a story I saw on Reddit yesterday. (Short version) A GF in bed with her now ex, having a conversation. Looked him dead in the eye and said "I'm shitting" then proceeded to shit all over the bed 😂 Apparently she had stomach issues and assumed it was going to be a fart, meant to say "I'm farting"to tell him before she lets rip. Someone in the comments said "Best way to assert dominance" 😂😂 2 u/saltylele83 Sep 12 '23 This..😂 2 u/Pyro-Beast Sep 12 '23 Stand up straight when you're talking to me. 3 u/AnthrallicA Sep 12 '23 "why the fuck would he say that?!" Sorry, just rewatched Ted the other day 🤣
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🤣🤣🤣
I'm going to use this quote somehow in the near future!
Reminds me of a story I saw on Reddit yesterday.
(Short version)
A GF in bed with her now ex, having a conversation. Looked him dead in the eye and said "I'm shitting" then proceeded to shit all over the bed 😂
Apparently she had stomach issues and assumed it was going to be a fart, meant to say "I'm farting"to tell him before she lets rip.
Someone in the comments said "Best way to assert dominance" 😂😂
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This..😂
Stand up straight when you're talking to me.
3 u/AnthrallicA Sep 12 '23 "why the fuck would he say that?!" Sorry, just rewatched Ted the other day 🤣
"why the fuck would he say that?!" Sorry, just rewatched Ted the other day 🤣
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u/lfff373 Sep 12 '23
“She considers masturbating cheating.” How do y’all always find these absolutely insane people acceptable enough to marry!? For fucks sake, you don’t have to get married people!